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Realized I was gay when some mates in college were playing the Dune porn game and I complained that I was sick of seeing massive tits. Roommate told me only a f*g would say that and I sucked my first c*ck a week later.

#I do not believe you #but oh my god

I have a habit of deliberately explaining God-Emperor of Dune in perhaps unfairly unflattering terms because it's fun to say stuff like "It's a book half about Idaho meeting lesbians, and half about a worm lamenting that he can no longer be loved".

the prequels make the Baron seem really incompetent and like a big fan of gross smells. guys you can make a character come off as evil without making them incompetent or smelly

i think nu dune profoundly suffers from denis villeneuve not being into drugs or meditation enough to understand spice and prescience

I have a Dune-based tattoo

i don't like sand. it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I'm very scared of how the films are going to do the sandtrout because I have such a clear vision of them in my head so nothing will feel right but also I don't think they'll make them nearly wet or off-putting enough 😔

I don't find Thurfir Hawat as sexually irresistible as as he deserves

i mention being a fan of the dune novels in my hinge profile. a guy dressed as the hamburglar in his main pic tried to hit on me by asking if I was like the honored matres.

the only dune content I plan to consume is the 1984 movie

the Dune prequels are bad in a way I genuinely haven't encountered in prequels or in anything else before. like on top of everything else I think it's the fact that they're just not philosophical sci-fi at all in any way. you expect questions to be asked but there are no questions. there are only situations