Dungeon Master's Diary

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Dear DMs: Never assume players will come to the "normal, reasonable solution" by default.

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It's a 5e GM's market out there.

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Yes, this is actual lore, who knew DnD gods were this based

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Unfortunately there is no changing this. The Universe itself has willed it

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I suppose we'll be making good use of the mechanical Luck boost in that case...

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"Learn a real language!"

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Death saves are for pussies...

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Can't stop, won't stop...

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8d6 fire damage, 20-foot radius sphere.

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I thought all those formulas were useless. Son, you make me proud.

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Being the DM for a low level party never gets old.

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I’d totally do this

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Waow I love 5.5e!!! So good!!! Much innovation!!! Very revolutionary!!!

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You know, it's not all bad.

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HD: THAC0. It's less daunting then I was led to believe, but it still scares me.

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"Let's put a pin in it for now so we can circle back to moving the needle on our key late quarter monsterhunting deliverables."

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I know THAC0 isn't as difficult as I think, but its still pretty daunting after learning 3.5e, 4e, and 5e.