Welcome, To My Lair.

The following is a NSFW Dungeons and Dragons based account in which the followers may cooperate as the Dungeon Master(s) whilst the Muse is the player. More details on links below.

[thehoodedanon]

Do I have any followers who would be interested in a weekly 5e D&D game?

Probably somewhat Vore-themed, most likely NSFW, probably Text-RP for the most part. If you are, and you know how to play 5e, PM me.

[thehoodedanon]

Time gets us all, but some of us choose to survive.

In the preparations for the end of Tumblr a group of friends and I are beginning a small Discord group known as “Ruins”. It is simply a Discord group where we will invite those who wish for shelter to meet up with those they know on Tumblr in an attempt to meet new faces and figure out our next move and where we may go. If you are reading this you are free to join. You are free to invite friends, you are free to role play, share art, make memes, whatever you do. We will have some rules set up shortly after I make this post, but please do keep in mind the discord is for users of the age of 18 or older. I repeat this Discord is for the ages of 18 or older!

https://discord.gg/PzpcfE3

Godspeed.

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Making Another Character!

So the following information is cement solid for sure.

1) Gender: Female

2) Starting Location: Surprise

Here’s what y’all get to vote on!

Race: Half-Elf

Class: https://www.strawpoll.me/16425267

Name: (I’ll be taking suggestions now, and make the poll after class poll)

Starting Level: 3

Companion: RESULTS MADE “SUPRISE”

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Just an update, vote for class now!

https://www.strawpoll.me/16425267

First class to get 4 votes wins!

Alternatively I’ll end the poll an hour or two after I wake up.

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Making Another Character!

So the following information is cement solid for sure.

1) Gender: Female

2) Starting Location: Surprise

Here’s what y’all get to vote on!

Race: Half-Elf

Class: https://www.strawpoll.me/16425267

Name: (I’ll be taking suggestions now, and make the poll after class poll)

Starting Level: 3

Companion: RESULTS MADE “SUPRISE”

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Will you fill that character list? Also what happens if a character in our employ dies or becomes unable to adventure further?

Fixed the character list now, sorry I never kept it updated lol.

As for if a character dies, I may “reset” the game back to a “checkpoint” occasionally, you can tell if a point in a campaign is a “checkpoint” by looking through the tags. As for if the character is unable to adventure it’d depend on the circumstance, but you can assume either the character is done (for a while) or that I’ll use a random checkpoint.

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((Finally getting back into this account! I’ve got THREE messages so I’m gunna have to choose which option I prefer the most and choose it, may take me a bit...))

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When you wake up there's not as much noise from outside than there was last night, it's even sort of peaceful in a way with the rain trickling down your window, it's cold chill being easily overrun by the cozy heat from the fire out in the main area; it's not just that protecting you from the heat though! Your new form must've packed on God knows how many pounds but where have they all ended up? How about you describe your changes.

(Roll to make sure he actually digested this shit, after all it WAS a good half a dozen people or so lol: 18+3CON=20, good enough for me!)(Roll to make sure he can carry said new weight without any issues: 19-1=18, I’ll describe a struggle but game mechanics wise he’s fine.)

Fella groaned and climbed out of bed, a feathery and flabby gut hanging down like a muffin top to JUST above his knees. He wish he had the words to describe the pain this gave him, and the boner it gave him too, at the same time. He blushed and found a closet mirror to examine himself. He was fucking thick! The issue? His clothes definitely wouldn’t fit anymore…

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Well, orgasm or not it's been quite an experience, and with such a time requires rest, perhaps just try and sleep while everyone digests.. And see your new body when the morning comes!

(Pleeaaaase be a good roll for slumber!: 10 to sleep vs…4 to stay awake! He sleeps!)

Fella almost instantly passes out after the last of his prey die, falling into a DEEP food coma…he’d probably be vulnerable for at least 3 days and night!

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Well, it's not like anyone's around but the people in your gut, perhaps you could relieve yourself while you're still awake? Though it doesn't look like you can reach whatever you have down there with that belly in the way.. Hey, why not hump it? Maybe cumming will be the thing you need to get to sleep.

(Rolls to get off via humping: 9)(Roll to get back to sleep?: 10)(Roll for digestion damage:11+3CON)

Fella rolls on his gut a bit, not really feeling horny, but it’d be something to pass the time since he still can’t sleep. He eventually gives up on this and sighs in loneliness as the last of his prey die inside…

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As Fella turned to the crowd a thunderous applause erupted from it, what a show! A few of the inn staff get to carrying you to your room, making off hand comments about how well you did, and the less supportive yet twice as lusty talking to eachother about how much more curvy you might get after this and even going as far as to give your ass a few smacks while you're still immobile. After a considerable effort (taking 20) they finally manage to deposit you through the large doors and on the bed.

(Roll to see if the bed survives: Nat 20, sturdy ass bed!)(Roll to sleep despite the loud belly: 13 on sleep, 16 on gut volume, Fella stays awake.)(Roll on damage everyone inside takes. We will make this easy and say the average joes have 10 HP and the obese have 20, 2d8 +CON: 9+3CON=12 damage!)

Fella bounces onto the heavy bed frame and groans, blushing in frustration at how touchy the staff was getting. Squeaking at them when they teased more. Eventually though he WAS left alone to his meal..the screams and moans from inside keeping him awake in a mixture of confusion, sickness, horror, and satisfaction. He rubbed the parts of his stomach he could reach and listened as some of their screams died down, feeling their very life leave their bodies. Moaning and even getting a little hard at the idea of this…

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Jeez, hope poor Fella has some good stomach capacity when this spell wears off! And seeing that a spell has been cast with a time limit people are making sure they get in on said time; the fat-heavy competitors coming in first before the viewers one by one, pretty orderly!

(Rolling new capacity first: 19+3CON=22. Sounds good to me!)(Consumption if Maiden: 17-1STR=16, good to me!)(Consumption of others? For simplicity I’ll say every 5 is one person, 10 being a competitor using 1d100 for fun: 51, so all 3 competitors and 4 others.)(Roll to survive the shrink back?: 14+3CON=17, he survives but he’s going to get a few levels of exhaustion and will be immobile for a while)

Fella took a deep breath and forced the Maiden down without a struggle, he then lifted the competitors like bowling balls and swallowed them down one after another. Soon he moved on to audience members until he reached what he HOPED was the last one, getting the half-elf in about halfway before Enlarge/Reduce began to wear off. The half-elf entering Fella’s stomach as he shrank to normal. He groaned loudly as he lay on his gut, which squirmed and kicked around madly. He held his stomach in discomfort as he looked to what was left of the crowd.

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Perhaps that reduce spell will do the trick? It ought to wear off inside you so you'll still get the full benefit!

Unfortunately the spell only works if you can see the target, and it has to hit the entire entity. But this thought gave Fella another idea…Fella casts Enlarge upon himself and his body doubles in all measure. Unfortunately that includes everything on or in him, but now that Bar-Maiden is about the size of a sub sandwich to him. He licks his beak opens it wide for her.

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Some of the patrons are looking at you a little weird, perhaps it's more common around here than people let on, or there's some kind of failsafe behind it? Regardless, the woman you opened your beak for is already two arms in and getting further! It's a good thing all that food opened you up, because they're a little difficult to get down.. The more obese competitors might be a whole lot more difficult, but maybe if you let the 3 of the crowd get you affiliated it may be easier.

(Rolling for lust/hunger: 5. Oof he’s not Uber hungry boy)(Rolling for swallow on willing prey anyways!:2-1STR ouch)(Rolling for maiden to force herself down!:8+1 as a human with a tad bit of muscles, not good enough! 😫)

Fella tries to swallow down her hands, she even gives a firm push, but he fails to get her down. The two awkwardly staring at one another now…

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Could you describe Fella's appearance to us a little more? And what the enlarge/reduce spell does?

Fella is a Kenku, a Raven-Like Humanoid species, they lack the ability to speak other than by mimicking words, sounds, or phrases they’ve heard before. Fella himself is a little skinny for his race, but a little short so it kinda averages out some. As for the enlarge/reduce spell, if casted successful it turns the target (which includes living things!) Either half their original size or twice their size. But you can’t stack the spell multiple times.

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One of said eager prey wearing very little in the way of clothing slips Fella one of the flyers that has the main prize besides accommodation more readily highlighted with an excitable grin, already hopping from foot to foot waiting for them to open the pathway to a permanent stay in their warm gut.

(Roll to see if Fella gets it through his thick skull: 9+4WIS=13, good enough)(Roll for capacity to willingly eat the prey:15+3CON=18. Seems hungry)

Fella gulps nervously at the concept of eating another living being, but slowly opens his beak for the Bartender gal, not quite sure about this…

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The contest might be a little harder than expected, going against 3 overweight patrons with a large crowd, looks like this thing was a pretty big event, apparently happening weekly. (Roll a con save not to hurl, 15 is what you need to beat.) What Fella didn't realise was that an additional prize for victory was eating the other contestants and even willing crowd members, of which there were about 3.

(I went ahead and did 5 rolls. For 5 different things. Here are what I rolled for and what I got.)

(Being aware of what the winner gets: Nat 1)(Not getting intimidated by the larger competition: 12+5, 17)(Eating speed of competition: 6 so below average speed)(Fella’s eating speed: 5+3, 8 so just barely above the competition)(Fella’s capacity/hunger: NAT 20)

Now Fella wasn’t an idiot by any means, but he was NOT one to ever read the terms and conditions on anything, so he had no clue about the prize, he just ASSUMED it was a large sum of money. He walked in, sat down, looked side to side at his competition, and waited for the starting bell. As soon as it rang everyone got to chowing, most of the average competitors would have given up after plate 1, Maybe plate two if they were hungry. But Fella was already on plate 6, a whole plate and a half ahead of the larger opponents to his sides. He slurped down the last mystery soup before him and pat his heavy feathered gut. “URRRAAAPPPPPP!~” Fella licked his beak with pride as he set down the last bowl, looks of suprise on most people’s face. He looked around worried, had he done something wrong?

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The night comes faster than you'd expect Fella, but as your luck would have it there's an eating contest in one of the local taverns, winner gets free residence for a week and all the food that comes with it. Addmitence is 5 gold.

Fella saw the sign and immediately grabbed his coin purse, finding 4 gold and 2 Electrum. He nodded and walked inside to pay to enter, what could go wrong?!