Big fish.

Blub blub motherfuckers. (oc blog. gets nsfw at times! m!a status: n/a))

[dunkledeity]

And, oh, btw, if you ever even think of harming me again, I’ll just hurt you worse. I’m not fucking around anymore, Condy. I’ll surgically implant several horribly cursed amulets deep in your guts and watch you try to claw them out. I’ll break every bone in your body and reset them all in horribly wrong ways. 

Don’t you dare threaten me, because, unlike you, I’m much stronger than I was before.

[sugaryexcess]

S)(ark testicles are deep finside t)(e body so unless we )(ave fun exploratory surgery tides again I won’t in fact sea t)(ose nuts~

[dunkledeity]

[sugaryexcess]

)(ow is YK?~

CDs, )(u)(~

W)(at kinda music do you listen to~

And are you s)(ore, it seems pike you’ve been gone forebber~

[dunkledeity]

Yeah, CDs, as in

SEE DEEZ NUTS.

[sugaryexcess]

No, I care a lot aboat me being offended~

Okray but yoar teet)( are outliers adn s)(ould not be counted~

Wait, were you efin around for t)(at meme~

[dunkledeity]

You know I almost forgot about how much of an asshole you are. God, the days I spent away from this site were great. Full of happiness, YK, not being pestered by you, and the great company of CDs.

I haven’t been gone THAT long.

[dunkledeity]

watch this filthy memer attempt to bofa condy)

[sugaryexcess]

T)(AT IS F-ERRY OFFINSIV-E TO MY P-EOPL-E

Nope, it’s pure unvarnis)(ed trut)(~

[dunkledeity]

I have a sneaking suspicion that you don’t actually care about anyone being offended.

I could probably break your stupid stick in two with my teeth tbh.

[sugaryexcess]

I take offinse to t)(at~

It’s because I’m smart and great at fig)(ting so nomoby else will ebber best me~

[dunkledeity]

SPLENDA FUCKER. GO SLAM YOUR BULGE IN SOME SWEET ‘N’ LO.

Mmmm not really. Bit of an exaggeration there.

[dunkledeity]

sugary-empress said: W)(at’ve you been up to, babe?~

MYOB, Splenda fucker. MYOB. 

What I want to know is how you haven’t managed to have someone maul you again.

[dunkledeity]

Earth to dipshit: I’m not a shark.

[dunkledeity]

Oh no.

[dunkledeity]

Okay, shut up, UI. I can tell you’ve had a ridiculous overhaul by the fact that everything looks like it got chewed up and shat out by a minimalist convention. You don’t need to tell me.

[sugaryexcess]

T)(e one bad fin is )(e freaks ot)(er people out if t)(ey notice )(im w)(ale I’m talking~

W)(at, t)(at’s awful~

[dunkledeity]

Well, yeah. Bug tongues aren't exactly common on land.

Yup. That's how parasites work. They don't actually care about what they do.

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Not so fucking friendly reminder to all new followers that my knowledge of memes is large and my muscles are even larger

[sugaryexcess]

No, t)(e ot)(ers weren’t as c)(ill as )(im~

I mean, it freaked me out w)(en my tongue fell out, but t)(e little guy wasn’t so bad~

Now, t)(ose little worm fuckers~

T)(OS-E GUYS were ass)(oles~

[dunkledeity]

Yeah, C. exigua are relatively chill for parasites.

They're kind of meant to be assholes. 

[sugaryexcess]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG)(~

O)(, )(e’s cool!~

)(is name is Merry and I glub )(im~

)(ave you seen pics)(ores, )(e’s SOOOO CUT-E~

[dunkledeity]

Huh, he is pretty cute. 

I don't think you're as friendly with the others, though.

[sugaryexcess]

)(ave I told you lately t)(at yoar no fun atoll~

[dunkledeity]

I'm no fun when it comes to my job. I care enough about the people I help that I don't say jack shit about them to strangers who have no bearing on their lives. Which you are.

However, I'm told that I'm awful fun at parties, especially Ser's. By the way, how's the bug tongue treating you, huh?

[sugaryexcess]

But w)(at if I asked pretty pretty please wit)( w)(ipped cream and sprinkles and c)(ocolate s)(avings and a c)(erry and caramel sauce on top???~

[dunkledeity]

I said, fuck no. Your awful sugar garbage won't do jack shit to convince me otherwise. I wouldn't want someone I trusted to spill the beans over personal business for some metaphorical too-sweet nonsense.