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[dunwunone]

I really despise “Monkokowerk”

I’ll be honest I never paid attention to him until I got  a few anons telling me how bad of a person he was and how he was actually the worst.

But I’ve been checking on his timeline every so often and I actually do have deep hatred for this guy and I know its a strong word but holy crap does he suck.

He spends his entire life on Twitter talking about shit that doesn’t concern him always, spends the other half fighting people and making fun of their appearance and insulting people when he looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

I do not what I dislike more about him, his awful bitchy personality, the stupid impression on his face that he thinks makes him look...attractive? (I have no idea) His stupid flower crown thing, his abnormally large nose, his hair that looks like it has the texture of brillo pad, his albino mayo pale skin or the fact that (according to his bio) he’s proud of being called all those things. People strive to be better in life, this guy seems to like being stuck in dirt.

Sad.

How someone who looks like him ha the balls to talk about people like this :

You like giving advice?  Here is one for you: Wash your hair.

[dunwunone]

How you know if you have a problem as told by “Monkokowerk”

I’m about to make a few anons happy. I had no less than 4 people in my messages tell me “Do Monkokowerk next!”   Well....

We’ve talked about this gay guy before but lets give him some spotlight.

I’ve been quiet for a bit because it seems like these people have lost their way with Zach leaving social media and Younow for the last 2 weeks and BB17 starting up.  Zach wisely took a break from the “public light” to help his haters to move on to other distractions. He’ll likely make his way back after the start of Big Brother without fanfare.

But back to “Monkokowerk” formerly known as “Zankiewerk” before Zach stated for the umpteenth time that he was straight. Zach’s straightness didn’t fit the fantasy that Mr. Monkoko dreamed of so now he hates him (Like most of the other gay men in Zach’s former fanbase”)

But Mr. Monkoko months later still has his issues. How do you know if you have a problem?

When none of your friends are talking about someone who has disappeared for 2 weeks: 

FIND A HOBBY

[dunwunone]

God punished us all by allowing hate to exist

A world without hate is all we ever want in life. 

Some people are born with more in their hearts than others.God gives people free will to do what they please, and some people chose to sin and to hate and they love themselves for it. 

I make mistakes, but I always think of the consequences. 

These people do it knowingly.

I’ll fight the right fight. I’m in the right and I know my path is leading me to the right place in life.

[dunwunone]

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[dunwunone]

Why do you feel the need to fight Zach's battles after he said fans don't need to fight his battles. Just curious because you said this is something you feel you need to do rather than want to do.

Cause Zach wont do it. I’m not a pussy.  Zach cant and wont stoop to their levels. I’m a normal person just like they are so we are at an even playing field. 

I’m trying to enjoy my saturday night, I’ll take action tomorrow. 

[dunwunone]

What happened now? Did people attack Zach's family again? Is all this related to the #weloveyouzach hashtag on Twitter?

So we have video of a gay Frankie Grande fan talking about how Zach likely molests his 11 year old Brother, Peyton.   His @ name is @gIamourgrande on twitter  but he’s locked his account. A gay guy talking about molesting 11 year olds...Sound familiar?

He locked his account. I have a cached version of his page and I also got information about someone who thought the video was funny. I’ll figure out what I want to do with it tomorrow. 

I only play as dirty as my competitor do. He scraped the bottom of the barrel so nothing I do is going to be lower than that…I can sure try though. His friends can put the blame on me but only need to look at him as to why I’m going to do what I’m going to do.

Again this is not something I WANT to do but moreso something I feel I need to do.

[dunwunone]

Some people haven’t learned their lesson.

Tomorrow we’ll have some fun. 

You want to get personal with family? Lets get personal. If your friends are brave enough to have their full names on display...I salute them.

Wasn’t a good idea. But I salute them anyway. 

I’ll enjoy the rest of my saturday night.

This won’t be fun for me.

[dunwunone]

Your actually wrong. Zach did gonto hang out with frankie AND take care of business. He wanted to hang out with frankie for the 1st 2 days he was there cuz the last day he had to take care of business then go to LA. Frankie didn't get to NY till that Monday so that's way they didn't hang. You should really get your facts in order before you talk.

Why do I need to get my facts in order if I have nice enough people to give me these facts.

[dunwunone]

You seem to think that acting like scum of the earth is an appropriate thing to do. But here's the thing. Talking about a personal life is disgusting. So let's get down to your level. Your IP address has circulated around Twitter. Your three IP addresses. And there's a special link to a site where we can track your address your name your number your place of work. This can go both ways sir. Your choice.

A) This doesn’t exist but by all means please contact the person in Glascow UK that this VPN IP address belongs to and yell to her/him about why you’re mad Zach didn’t go to Africa or he unfollowed you on Twitter.

B) Is this 2009. The Internet Police is going to come and get me. Have you backtraced my account

[dunwunone]

You and anon are spot on about Africa. I've sensed for a long time that it was a scam and when Zach found out, he chose not to go. The team was there for about 8 days, 3 or more were travel and one was at a spa. The only "work" we saw them doing was breaking ground. Nothing else. It probably cost $30,000 or more for flights, lodging, etc. All for PR. That same money probably could've fed that village they worked in for a whole year. Such a waste. This charity should know better by now.

Forgive me. But does footage exist of Frankie and Friends ACTUALLY building houses? rather than a crutch to use for tax reasons?

Zach and Caleb didn’t want to go because they had no interest in going to Africa to pretend and do charity work with Frankies friends. 

[dunwunone]

You are so wrong! That is the last place my head would go if Zach said he text Frankie last night. He had the "Zacharoos" believing for sure of a get together in NY. All week Frankie this and that. It is sad to sit on the sideline and see how he manipulates his fans. I swear Zach Rance could get the Zacharoos to drink the Kool-aid. This man truly has a gift.

I don’t watch Zach’s “younows” I only go by what I see on social media and through research. People who aren’t tied deeply to Zach don’t give a fuck that Zach and Frankie didn’t “hang out” in New York. People obsessed will make a big deal and will also whip up fiction about how Frankie must hate Zach since he chose to hang out with Cody.

You have reality and you have fiction.

Reality: Zach went to New York to take care of something specific, he had things he had to do.

Fiction: Zach went to New York to see Frankie Grande but Frankie ignored Zach and chose to hang out with Cody because Frankie and Cody are now fucking because Frankie got tired of fucking Zach.

But if you go around convinced that fiction is real...doesn’t it start to feel real?

[dunwunone]

But how do explain Zach goading his fans with Zankie? He keeps it going with talk of Frankie and making suggestion to what happened and then gets mad when they ask. He can't have it both ways. I am not a hard core fan of either. I think Zach makes it worse for himself. He needs to just stop with the Zankie undertone. He is at fault for playing it up plan and simple!!! His last trip to NY was the worse at goading his fans about zankie.

These “suggestions” are nothing more than manipulations of what you want to hear. If Zach said something like “Me and Frankie texted last night” and you manipulate your brain into thinking this means “Frankie and I sent dick picks to each other.” And then you take this as “goading” this isn’t Zach’s fault. 

You’re also willingly choosing to ignore Zach Rance’s personality traits that have been illustrated for over 9 months. Ignoring the times he said “Do not take anything I say seriously.” When you pick and chose what you want to take seriously you are making yourself look like a hypocrite. 

Take nothing he says seriously, ignore anything he tells you, get what you want out of it or don’t and carry on with your day. Its simple.

[dunwunone]

I agree with so much of what you say. These people are horrible and should be called out for their relentless, hateful behavior. But it has absolutely nothing to do with them being gay. It's a group of people that happen to be hateful, sexuality is not a factor AT ALL. Zach has plenty of LGBTQ fans that are kind and respectful. You're not doing your message any favors by being homophobic. Trust me on this.

I’m not homophobic at all. I know that Zach has plenty of LGBT fans that are good people. Unfortunately they are being dragged down by the ones who are awful.

I’m not “targeting” gay people. I’m targeting “hateful” people who all have one thing in common and thats them being gay thus lead me to a conclusion. If you no longer wish for me to refer them as “gay” you give me a better idea. 

[dunwunone]

The whole Africa trip was a fucking scam anyway. As soon as the details came out that half the money raised was being used to fly Frankie and his friend there I knew. There was literally no reason for them to be there except to take some pictures with fake tears in their eyes and get a free vacation disguised as a charitable tax deduction. And the audacity to ask bb fans to help pay for it. Funny how Frankie with his legion of followers couldn't raise the money on his own (his mommy chipped

Which makes the whole “Team America” is for Africa thing laughable. “Zach you were part of Team America! You deserve to go to Africa!   Just get 5,000 dollars to pay for your round trip ticket, lodging and essentials.”  

Are you surprised that neither Caleb or Zach went? But only Zach got chided for it obviously. 

[dunwunone]

Zoo Animal: @som3abeik

It’s time for your bit of attention Anthony, congrats on being Tumblr famous today. 

Mr Anthony, another gay man has been obsessed and following Zach since before the dawn of time. Another upset gay man that Zach Rance “duped” him by not being a fellow gay man like he thought.

Anthony likes to pretend his obsession with Zach is because “Zach is trash” most of the gay men like to pretend they have “legit reasons” to obsess and attack and involve themselves with Zach but it has nothing to do with the reasons they list. And here is a perfect example.

If you don’t know Caleb Reynolds (another BB16 HG) made remarks about Bruce Jenner. Caleb didn’t think Bruce should have been given a courage award over a Military servicemen.  Anthony pretends to fight the good fight:

Anthony seems passionate about this. I’m sure this is something he’ll continue to talk a bout for days on end. Maybe he’ll stalk Caleb’s twitter and instagram and comment on Caleb and his friends. Maybe the gay fans will send messages to caleb’s girlfriend on Twitter:

Nope...right back to obsessing over Zach. 

A little more about our buddy, Anthony. His twitter bio for months stated that he was a “teacher” This is scary for whatever district employs him because if you go through his timeline you’ll get worried about the thought of this guy educating young children.

A google cached version of his twitter page:

But he’s recently updated his profile and “Teacher” is mysteriously absent

Was he lying? (likely) or did his district find his public twitter account?  If it was the latter do you blame the administration? idk. I don’t like to comment on the personal lives of people I don’t know (Maybe Anthony and his gay friends should follow that mantra)

At least he has some self awareness...Good for him.

Stay away from children.

[dunwunone]

whatever, the frankietards are literally psychotic, no question, but this entire mess is frankie's fault. if frankie hadn't come out of the house saying in multiple interviews "WHEN zach comes out of the closet" (which is beyond fucking inappropriate and no one EVER brings up) and "I want to marry him" zach wouldn't have had to deal with ANY of this shit. Frankie J Grande - ruiner of Zach Rance's life (big brother and otherwise) since 2014

Frankie like every other gay man had this insatiable lust for a straight guy. Not only are there other gay men but according to Frankie who said he had over 150 partners (mhmm) he had many other to chose from. But gay guys are boring to other gays apparently. So he had this lust for Zach that clearly wasn’t reciprocated which is why he got so mad when someone asked him if he was still talking with Zach “I CANT MARRY A STRAIGHT MAN!!”

Zach didn’t want him, Frankie was angry and thus Frankies personality and Zach not giving a shit led them to not even acknowledge each other for the last half year.  

Of course Zach knows that this Frankie mess ruined his life. If he had stayed away from Frankie the entire summer he’d be popular without the burden of gay fans and he wouldn’t have to worry about liking a picture on instagram of a girl or having a girlfriend be open on twitter or worried about how you’ll be perceived if you DONT GO TO AFRICA with FRANKIE GRANDE.

I mean look at Caleb who DID NOT go the Africa with Caleb, he’s perfectly fine. He can like naked girls on istagram, he can get a girlfriend and be open about it, he can say what he wants about Bruce Jenner, he can do whatever he wants and doesn’t have to worry about gay fans talking about him on twitter or going on Instagram and messaging his friends that “FRANKIE AND CALEB HAD SEX!”  

[dunwunone]

or the grandtourage made up of kylie(who admitted her own family is bigoted but finds zachs friends behavior a reflection on him somehow? hypocrite much?)/savannah(who spread vicious lies and rumors about zach and is a textbook case of cyber stalker)/dani (same as her girl crush savannah). i think i'll go with kylie on this one, that is one sick chick.

The gay side. The white girls are hormonal the gay just have a personality that fights with vindictiveness