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oh, you’re thinking too fast, you’re like marbles on glass --

Dr. Sylvester Ashling // Epithet Erased // follows from wisperwords

mr sandman man me a sand

for someone with sleep powers he’s sure bad at actually sleeping

miraculously has not yet spontaneously combusted from thinking too hard. yet.

only friend is his fursona

I DON’T GET ATTACHED he says risking his life to protect a girl he barely knows

very lonely. very snarky. these things feed into each other in a neverending cycle

can and will psychoanalyze everyone he talks to. he does not know how to turn it off. help him.

i wanna be a yo-yo man, he cried, make me a yo-yo man! but the yo yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing!

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and i will keep in mind to be brave so that i can find the path where i took all the pain and still walked away with a true heart --

-- i've known it all the way

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#[ muse is here now! ]#[ idk what to do about all the asks tho ]

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[ well that's over but uh ]

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[ well that's over but uh ]

#[ ALSO I SEE THE REPLY I DONT REMEMBER THE CONTEXT FOR THAT ASK BESIDES HOT SAUCE BUT BY GOD I WILL TRY ]

Hey when are you office hours, and how exactly do you make an appointment with someone like you?

"10 to 3 weekdays that aren't holidays, I'm technically only allowed to work a 'part time' schedule...b-but the office I work at is open until five and you can ask for me!"

"I tend to get calls passed through to me when the case seems to fall in my field of knowledge--namely, epithet development and issues. Sometimes it turns out to be a...deeper problem, but if it at least looks like an inscription-related problem on the surface you'll probably get to me."

Rate how badly Molly needs therapy

"I really shouldn't be making judgement calls about that, especially in front of strangers. Only Molly can decide if she 'needs' therapy, and I can't influence her decision or...technically even help her in that regard anymore since we're friends now, which isn't a problem I've had before."

...

"But it's a solid eight, maybe eight point five out of ten."

What do you think about Molly’s sister, if you’ve met her

"Molly's sister? I didn't know she had a sister, she's never mentioned it."

"...which is probably a bad sign."

#[ she did but he was too far away to hear it ]

Have you met Molly’s friends yet?

"The two from her school? I don't know why you think I would've, she's only really mentioned them in passing. I was kind of relieved to hear she has some support outside her family, at least."

Oh man there was an even BIGGER orb sticking out of the toy store when you left

"Orb...?"

"--right, the orb! I forgot to ask about the orb! It completely slipped my mind somehow...And you're saying it got bigger after I left?"

What do you think about STEM?

"The company? Well, it is a company, so, grain of salt of course, but I do appreciate their merit hiring policy. I don't know if they're actually doing a good thing to be good or just because it fills a niche, but I've heard the CEO's actually a pretty nice guy."

Hey I swear I saw a very dangly man with pink hair carrying away someone in a bear hoodie and was saying he was kidnapping her or something? You seem to know that area so

"...I received these two questions in very quick succession and I don't think I like the implications of that."

"...Molly, please tell me you got to charge your phone..."

Do you actually need glasses

"Ha! Wh-what kind of stupid question is that? Why would I wear glasses if I don't need them?"

"...They make me look more MATURE, okay?"

#[ IT WAS PART OF HIS TRANSITION LEAVE HIM ALONE ]

How did you even GET into college early? You missed out on a lot of high school right?

"I applied, of course, in my last year of middle school. I didn't go to a high school because it was determined my aptitude was high enough that there was nothing for me there."

Technically true, but the whole truth is a bit more complicated--he received a high school GED a while later thanks to an aggressive amount of time homeschooling on the side of his psychology classes, mostly teaching himself but with some help from his admittedly very smart uncle.

What was college like?

"Admittedly, not great. Mostly because I was the youngest person in all my classes and people kept underestimating or trying to make an example out of me because of it!"

"But I'm past all that now. Let's see how they're all doing now that they're in the real world. Ha!"

Have you considered wearing any other outfit

"Of course I wear other outfits, you just haven't seen them. And I like this shirt. It's comfortable."

Why…… dust?

"It's not dust, it's sand. Have you never heard of the sandman?"

How many sheep can you summon at once?

"Maybe...a hundred? I'm not sure, actually, I've never counted."

...

"Well, I've tried to count, but...you know."

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