[roryamy]

[ocdamethyst-moved-blog-deactiva]

[hopelesslyfree]

Years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

[dustyqueefs]

When you get goodnight texts from bae 😩😩💜💜💯💯

[kelsium]

Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.

[danielle-gets-fit-deactivated20]

I have stretch marks.

[smallerbenz-blog]

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

[337god]

[agnesmontague]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[humanbopit-deactivated20180203]

Pretty much lol

[boh-forse-mah]

[groupthinker]

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

[traitor]

I LOVE THEM

[bitchycode]

[xeki]

my kink is deleting self promos off posts before i reblog them

[mowglismomma]

The beans!

[dustyqueefs]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

[asian]

don’t listen to him

[greelin]

“alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer

[cythraul]

It took me a long, long time to figure out I could drink things that tasted good, rather than what I thought I was “supposed” to drink.

[hungryjokerr]

[ishipitlikeups]

Savage

[the-pottydactyl]

[mszashley]