Welcome To The House Of The Kazoo King

Morgan | 18 | butch lesbian | interests: paleontology, geology, fish keeping, aquariums, guitar, Oingo Boingo, devo | in this house we like my prawn named Mark :)

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Hello Try Guys

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[qv]

This was not a reblog for a reason.

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me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

[grosezero]

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

[grosezero]

Sorry for my image 

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[sacredstem]

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

[garbage-empress]

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

[depsidase]

[thej0ry]

you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-

[thej0ry]

Yes unfortunately, look at what happened to my siblings after my mom would make them laugh and not cry after they ran into a door or tripped or something

-Sarah (now goes by THE MUTILATOR) -Terry (Versace) -Kyle (The Killer) -Allie (Blood-Drinker) -Allie 2 (Blood-Drinker 2 (She could have used the whole New Name thing to distance herself from the fact that our mom named her Allie 2 because she looks exactly like Allie, but she kinda just doubled down on it even though she hated the name Allie 2…. She’s just a uncreative killer now :(((((((   -Fred (I Am Going To Put My Hands In Your Guts And Play With Them But Not In A Fun Way For You, A Fun Way For Me - if you dont say his whole Killer Name he crys and kills you) -Derrick (Josh)

[b0hannon]

but what about you OP?

[thej0ry]

Me? Well since I was the youngest I was entirely forgotten about by my parents and a pack of feral street dogs home invaded us one night and stole me away to raise me the dog way.

this is me now

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Talk about whiplash

[thej0ry]

Alright, well it’s a movie about a guy wanting to be a jazz drummer and the instructor he has is very cruel and abusive - but although his methods have driven a past student to kill himself, in the end the main guy is able to drum solo really fast so it all works out!

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grab da crab

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PSA

If you see one of these, usually with a bit of cheese or peanut butter on top, and it is fully loaded:

This is not free food.

This is not free food.

This is not free food. This is a trap. If you try to get the cheese, the bar on top will swing down on top of you.

You.

Will.

Die.

Either from the bar crushing your spine instantly, or you suffocate to death. This is NOT free food. This is NOT FREE FOOD. Do not try to steal the cheese, even if you know it’s a trap. Do not try to disarm the trap yourself. If you see one of these, let anyone nearby know about it and contact a professional to get rid of it.

Please reblog to let everyone know.

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i just remebered the jeremy renner app