DVDASA | The Ranch Readings We have some special shit for you today. For all of you asking and whining for some new shit- fuck you. This is for the patient motherfuckers, the ones who keep moving, who don’t try- this is for those who do. Tonight we got some top secret shit for you. We’re going to show you the sedition of four audition tapes cut together for an Off-Broadway show called The Ranch. Featuring The King Roddy Piper, Slink aka Black Jesus, Friday Night Lights’ Zach Gilford and Fancy Hong aka Stacy Adams acting as the character of your savior: David Choe. Watch them teach you the lessons that you should have already learned. To be attentive to your curiosity, and more importantly, to have the courage to follow through. To keep going, keep moving, keep running, keep drawing, keep cumming and never stop. Don’t try. Don’t wait. Get scared, get scarred. Be confident. Be yourself and fuck everyone else. Serve. Do good. Put on your cum mitts and commit fully. Make it to the top of the mountain. Enter the CHOEMATRIX and enter The Ranch. This isn’t for everyone. The only thing guaranteed in life is death. But what you make lives forever. The creator doesn’t matter- it’s what’s created. Even something that’s done lives on. In the end, all you have is yourself and no one is going to save you but you. Enough of this blah shit bullshit- it’s time for me to stop telling you what to do and for you to do it yourself. The nest is a mess, time for you to fly or die trying. Go- @slinkjohnson @realroddypiper @zachgilford713 #StacyAdams #FancyHong #BlackJesus #AdultSwim #WWE #FridayNightLights #DVDASA