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tbh i’d rather be in the gardens of Versailles rn
*FOOLISH GIRL! // MARIA.
“ How could you do this?! This stands against everything we fought for! ”
The man she once knew…now a stranger in her eyes…but why did that man have to be right ?
‘ my dear maria , how little you understand of this world ! ‘ richter laughs , sounding nothing like himself . ‘ you seek reason ? what reason is there that humans stand king while great vampires & magicians hide , shadowed in fear ? ‘
‘ & you ? what will you do ? ‘ castlevania has finally been swallowed whole by the sunrise . this does not mean the newly un-possessed hunter is happy . richter is exhausted from a year of being controlled by a being who had little care for the physical health of a human body .
richter is embarrassed for having to have been rescued by the alucard of legend , for proving himself to be the weakest link in a divine bloodline . richter wants nothing more than sleep & an actual meal , but feels he has an obligation to take care of alucard first .
‘ if anything my own incompetence has proven it could be best if you remain awake . ‘
@andromeda-muses / clicked
‘ SILLY GIRL ! you really mean to take me from this castle ? i am its lord now ! be a dear & scurry off while i’m still asking nicely . ‘
@divinesilverlove / clicked.
like my starter call or ure straight /:
Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets
🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret
🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret
🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs
🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist
🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist
❤️- For a secret crush
📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like
👁🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike
🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about
🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about
💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others
🏹- For a talent they wish they had
👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone
☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps
🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)
📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)
📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)
🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse
❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!
‘ WENCH , HA ! for what reason ist thou angery ? because mine own pussy poppeth SEV’RELY & thine own does not ? ‘
I was on the verge of sleep and this came to me, like a dream
hi can we talk about how richter’s name literally just means judge , & how every time someone mentions how shaft possessed him , richter shifts the blame to himself ???? like his first reaction is not “ what has shaft done ? ” it’s “ what have i done ? ” , & later , when dracula is defeated , he says “ if i hadn’t been so weak we wouldn’t be here . ” moreover , he never gets any validation that it was never his fault .
like , not a single person says that he was strong or that it was shaft who was to blame , not him . can we just talk about the burden of the belmont lineage-- in that every new generation has the pressure of hearing how perfect all their ancestors were , & has the expectation of somehow being even greater ? thanks
coughs richtercard height diff kills me
STARTER SENTENCES from What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
“So it’s 6 PM in the night time… which is when I wake up.” “Now I’m going to wake up my flatmates.” “I really love living in a flatting situation.” “I like to hang out with other vampires.” “I like the company.” “Awaken!” “I transformed into a dog and had sex.” “We’re gonna have a little flat meeting in the kitchen in about 15 minutes, okay?” “You don’t have to come but I thought I’d extend an invitation to you just in case.” “It’s a spinal column, yuck!” “Maybe I should bring a broom down here for you, if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.” “I got you this chicken.” “You’re a cool guy but you’re not pulling your weight in the flat.” “Well, I’m glad to hear that I’m cool.” “You have not done the dishes for five years.” “I’m so embarrassed when people come over here.” “You bring them over to kill them!” “_____’s like the rebellious young vampire.” “He’s just like the young, bad boy of the group.” “Now you are vampire.” “I dragged man’s body down the hallway, and noticed that there was no dust. Like, I kind of… I kind of swept the hallway.” “To be living this long and to have seen the things that he’s seen and still, like, kind of have it together, I mean, hats off to him.” “My thing was, I would poke people with implements.” “If you’re going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch, put down some newspaper on the floor, and some towels.” “We’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles.” “One of the unfortunate things about not having a reflection is that you don’t know exactly what you look like.” “We can give each other feedback and help each other out until we’re looking great.” “When you are a vampire, you become very sexy.” “I go for a look which I call ‘Dead But Delicious’.” “We would like to come into the bar, please. Invite us into the bar, please.” “You don’t know of a night dentist?” “The deal is that he is going to give me eternal life.” “It’s their last moment alive so why not make it a nice experience?” “Um, I hit the main artery. So, yeah, it’s a real mess in there.” “I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.” “I reckon the best thing about being a vampire is flying.” “The neighbors can see you flying around the house.” “I am doing an erotic dance for my friends.” “It really, really sucks that I can’t eat him.” “We’re just about to walk past some werewolves so some shit might go down.” “We’re werewolves, not swearwolves.” “He’s definitely my best mate, and I’m not gonna eat him.” “Okay, I’m the main guy in Twilight. You know the main guy? Twilight? That’s me.” “You can’t tell everyone that you’re a vampire.” “I’m over being a vampire. It’s shit.” “Our friend has just been killed in a fatal sunlight accident.” “’Dearly departed…’. That’s us.” “Vampires don’t like nuns.” “You can’t go to the ball as Blade. He’s a vampire hunter.” “You don’t look that great, but if you eat someone on the way…” “Are you predeceased?” “As soon as one vampire takes a bite, it’s a frenzy.” “There should be no eating of the human.” “Fuck off to a tree.” “He’s probably still a little upset having seen his best friend disemboweled by werewolves.” “I decided to bite her and we’re gonna be together forever.”
LORD OF CASTLEVANIA, RICHTER KNOWS ALL. or at least , it seems so . & yet , there seems to be a great deal of secrecy shaft has awarded to the room with the three coffins . richter must find out . as such , he uses his werewolf guards to bust the door down , & hopes to awaken what shaft hopes will remain asleep . one of the casket lids flies open . richter sees a face only recorded in the belmont family records .
“ sypha belnades ? “ his words are both question & accusation . shock dominates his features as he draws the vampire killer , unsure of what the reanimated corpse will do .
@sypha-belnades is my mom & i love her
“Never! Never again will you harm another daughter of magic like me! I will destroy you, Carmilla, once and for all!”
indie sypha. written by farah. edit by max. like or reblog if you want to interact!