charming.

kim junmyeon. prince charming

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[fkclou]

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

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[dusty--angel]

Send me a "(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)" and my muse will respond with a kiss that resembles their feeling(s) or relationship towards yours.

Hair: Irresistible Longing

Forehead: Blessing/Friendship

Eyelid: Adoration

Ear: Temptation

The Bridge of Nose: Treasuring

Cheek: Dear/Kindness/Satisfaction

Lips: Love

Throat: Desire

Nape: Deep Attachment

Back: Confirmation

Chest: Possession

Arm: Affection/Adoration

Wrist: Desire/Lust

Back of Hand: Respect/Love

Palm of Hand: Begging/Entreaty

Fingertip: Praise/Admiration

Tummy: You-will-always-come-back-to-me

Waist: Binding

Thigh: Control

Leg: Obedience

Instep: Subordination

Tip of the Toe: Worship/Idolize

((meme inspired by this))

[dvjongin-blog]

“girls like to be kissed first, right? romance them a little before you dive right into their pants.” 

[dvjunmyeon]

“unless they’re your sister.”

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[dvjunmyeon]

"I dropped your phone on the toilet, and I'm really sorry, but I'm not reaching in to get it out, so it's just.. it's gonna stay there until you or someone else gets it out."

“Well, Oppa isn’t mad, Sumin.” Junmyeon began slowly, fully aware he was talking in third person, but quite frankly unable to give an actual fuck. He brought his cup of coffee to his mouth, black the way he liked it, and sipped on it silently, keeping his eyes perched on the other’s figure. He resisted the urge to kick her legs, deeming it an easy target, as she rocked back and forth in her seat. 

“He’s just a little furious.” His head throbbed with a slight pinch of pain, as he placed his cup of coffee back on the table. Reaching into his suit’s inside breast pocket, he pulled out a couple bills, placing them besides their cleared off dishes. “I hope you’re prepared to spend the day with me, brat. We’re going shopping.”

[dvjunmyeon]

"I dropped your phone in the toilet, and I'm really sorry, but I'm not reaching in to get it out, so it's just... it's gonna stay there until you or someone else gets it out."

Junmyeon rolled his eyes, before turning in his seat to face the newcomer. He had been attempting to read up on some paperwork before hitting the road, but it slipped his mind he had told Baekhyun to pay a visit. Just for a checkup, is what he had mentioned earlier that day, and it was. Although, more so to make sure the other hadn’t run off from his debt to him. Junmyeon didn’t really care about the money either, it was more about the fact that Baekhyun was indebted to him and therefore followed his every demand that amused him greatly. 

“Baekhyun,” Dropping his paperwork onto his desk, Junmyeon crossed his arms and leaned  back in his seat, an innocent smile perched on his lips, contrasting heavily against the internal struggle not to rub in the smug smirk that threatened to take over. “I want you to go into that washroom, find that toilet once again and get down on your knees.” He paused, relishing in the moment. 

“Then I want you to reach right into that bowl, take out that phone and then throw it into the garbage.” He picked up his stack of papers and pursed his lips, eyes drawing away from the other’s figure. “And then go buy me a new phone. The head manager at the front desk will give you some money. Drop it off at my apartment afterwards, I’m going home.”

Junmyeon looked back up to flash a grin. “Also do it again, and I’ll add interest.”

[dvsooyoung-deactivated20170530]

[ SMS – $uho ] Okay fine, even if you are telling the truth, your uniforms are getting more ridiculous by the day.

[ SMS – $uho ] You hired me to clean for you, and heels and a thong kind of make that hard to do.

[ SMS – $uho ] Please get realistic because I’d rather not half-ass my job because of discomfort. Nothing above mid-thigh.

[dvjunmyeon]

[SMS - catgirl] fine, consider your request approved.

[SMS - catgirl] how about shorts and knee-high boots

[SMS - catgirl] how about a costume based off sailor moon :o

[SMS - catgirl] or better yet, tokyo mew mew

[dvjunmyeon]

just this once | j&s

[orphanos]

            sunyoung has known him long enough – and, unfortunately, has graced him with her presence often enough when he’s in this state – to know an inebriated junmyeon from a lucid one. she ignores his claims to sobriety, half-hauling, half-guiding him to the bathroom with set features and a permanently stoic gaze of exasperation. how does she end up getting tangled in this business? ah yes, right, because she’d agreed to stay at his place for a few days. maybe she ought to have reconsidered. ❝ i don’t do hugs, and i’m not going to hug you, ❞ she replies, perhaps a little more sharply than necessary, yanking her wrist from him. ❝ why should i feel obligated to do anything just for you? ❞ 

[dvjunmyeon]

“give me a break,” he muttered, pulling himself up and out of her reach. he crossed his arms and resigned to leaning against the near-by wall to refrain from tipping over. “because i thought we were friends, but i suppose not,” junmyeon chuckled, a hollow ring exposing how amusing he truly found the whole situation. it seemed whenever he tried to get closer to the other female, she simply pushed him further and further away. he wasn’t used to it, especially considering who her brother was and how close he and him were. he slid down the wall and groaned as he ruffled the top of his head, “leave me be, sunyoung. i’ll make it to bed myself. get yourself some sleep.”

[dvjunmyeon]

SMS -> k.j/b.s

[vmxhyeri-deactivated20151230]

( sms // vodka on the rocks ) damn, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. 

( sms // vodka on the rocks ) k cool if you’re done, i’m kinda busy, so .. 

( sms // vodka on the rocks ) hit me up when you’re not pms’ing anymore. 

[dvjunmyeon]

( sms // newbie ) ....

( sms // newbie ) how about we just stay away from each other for the rest of time, sounds good?

( sms // newbie ) good.

[dvsooyoung-deactivated20170530]

[ SMS – $uho ] Pardon me, where are my manners? As terribly nice of you as it was to have this ensemble dry cleaned and sent to my place, the thong is out of the question. I’m wearing biker shorts.

[ SMS – $uho ] Also the fact that you had to have it washed means someone has already worn it before and quite frankly, I’m insulted by your recycled lingerie.

[dvjunmyeon]

[SMS - catgirl] the under garments just make out the outfit darling

[SMS - catgirl] i believe the sole condition we have is wearing /exactly/ what i provide you to wear

[SMS - catgirl] also i don’t trust the store brought items— you always wash before use, you insult me with that recycled claim pfft.

[crownhero]

{ SMS – lover boy } ಠ_ಠ { SMS – lover boy } like turning the heat up? { SMS – lover boy } it might be the bad in you but you’re pretty good at it– { SMS – lover boy } DAMMIT JUNMYEON LOOK WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME

[dvjunmyeon]

[text - pretty lady] i was thinking something a little more... physical darling :~)

[text - pretty lady] oh 

[text - pretty lady] i happily take all the credit for this, love~

[dvjunmyeon]

SMS -> k.j/b.s

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( sms // vodka on the rocks ) the day i dream about you and i near any sort of bed together is the day the heavens have taken me into their arms. 

( sms // vodka on the rocks ) how old are you– 5? oh sorry, that’s right. 4 and a half. 

( sms // vodka on the rocks ) maybe you should go choke in hell then..? whatever makes you happy, heh.

( sms // vodka on the rocks ) who is felicica?

[dvjunmyeon]

( sms // newbie ) you mean hell*** right the heavens have forbidden access to the devil

( sms // newbie ) rot in hell you lil shit

( sms // newbie ) exactly. that’s how irrelevant you are smh

[dvjunmyeon]

just this once | j&s

dvsunyoung:

❝ you’re drunk, aren’t you, ❞ she hisses under her breath with disdain wrinkling her features, instinctively taking a step back and effectively ignoring his words. perhaps he would have known better in any other situation than to expect sunyoung to be the type to stand there and take anything. ❝ you fucking stink; i’m dragging you into the nearest bathtub and if you touch me, i’m going to skin you alive. ❞

“not drunk,” junmyeon muttered, eyes closing and reopening at a questioning pace. if he was honest, he was surprised he hadn’t fallen right on his face and become total dead weight. he reached up to rub his eyes, a slight pout gracing his sleepy features. “just hug me, sunyoung-ah.” he reached for ward and clutched her exposed wrist. “just for a little while. just this once. for me?” he wasn’t sure if he really expected anything from me, but one could always hope.

[crownhero]

{ SMS – lover boy } it’s always cold in your apartment { SMS – lover boy } and please honey u wouldn’t stay good for long

[dvjunmyeon]

[text - pretty lady]  i’m sure there are ways i can fix that, if you know what i mean [text - pretty lady] you know me too well darling but what can i say, you bring out the bad in me

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