Dandy Hunter

DWEEBY. Ancient. Queer. INFJ. Slytherin. Pretty boy complex.

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[leweinstein]

The vibe he gives when he delivers this line.

[verymerrymart]

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[reputayswift]

love the journey he goes on here

[sarakipin]

Berserk print and washi tape for SDCC 💋

[moonydee]

armand, his eyes enormous: you MOCK armand? you make fun of his traumas on the stage? oh! oh! suicide for the band! suicide for the band for One Thousand Years!!!!

[hiitspussyhands]

You know when there's like, a straight show and everyone's like "it's full of queer subtext between the main straight dudes, and this character is obviously autistic and they really meant to say trans rights"? And then there's a queer show and all of a sudden it's "no but they weren't sensitive about this character's trauma and the queer sex scenes are too short and they're all problematic as fuck, i can't even watch"? And then our shit doesn't get renewed, and we hated on it the whole way for not embodying the perfection we'd never dream of demanding from the straight show?

Yeah, something like that

[viralfrog]

[verymerrymart]

[maxwyl]

it's been said before but there really is something so funny about the critics/screeners all being like "armand fans are finally going to have to face the Real Armand this season >:) they're not going to like him anymore once they realize how much of a monster he actually is >:)" meanwhile my dash for the last several weeks has been nothing but my beloved fellow armand enjoyers going WHY DIDNT THEY LET ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WHY DIDNT WE GET THE SCENE OF ARMAND HAVING A VIOLENT MELTDOWN WHEN GABISTAT TRIED TO LEAVE HIM IN PARIS. BRING OUT THE MACHETE. YOU PROMISED US A MACHETE. WHERE IS THE FUCKING MACHETE ROLIN

[lestatrocks]

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

[messvoid]

The Devil has minioned too close to the sun

[specterthief]

humbling

[specterthief]

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

[triplemoonascension]

[rhera]

A Simple Favor (2018) - Old Acquaintance (1943) - Squid Game (TV 2021–2025) -Morocco (1930) - Now and Then (1995) - Victor/Victoria (1982) - She's the Man (2006) - Killing Eve (TV 2018–2022) - School of Rock (2003) - Sylvia Scarlett (1935) - Lullaby of Broadway (1951) - Flashdance (1983) - Annie Hall (1977) - The Hot Chick (2002) - Yentl (1983) - Notting Hill (1999)

[clerkrard]

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