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What do you get when you mix a big belly, a mouth full of fang teeth, and a big love for sweets?  Sweetfang!  No matter what time of day it is, Sweetfang is either eating sweets, going undercover searching for sweets, or relaxing in his house of sweets.  From doughnuts to gummi worms, and jelly beans to taffy, this easy going Dwegon can get through anything as long as he’s got his arsenal of treats by his side.  Next time you’re wondering who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, Sweetfang would be your best guess.

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As the top reporter for Dwegonland’s newspaper, “The Dwegon Enquirer”, Nosey Threehorn likes to have his “nose” in everyone else’s business.  Ever wonder how some of your biggest secrets get out?  Well, when Nosey’s not busy digging up a new story, you can bet that he’s passing along plenty of gossip!  Although his curiosity can get the best of him sometimes, Nosey is a true leader within the Dwegon community.  He’s always volunteering to head up Dwegon festivals and celebrations, and frequently stops by Dwegon Estates to visit with Dwegonland’s most elderly citizens.  Although his schedule is packed, Nosey is sure to make time to hang out with the Fitzgerald family; his best friends for generations.  

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Thank you for calling Tom Walsh at Enteraktion Studios, sorry I couldn’t get to the phone right now.

him and those damn words that break my heart. (via noseythreehorn)

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I need it to come. It has to. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I keep on gazing at the iMDB page…. Its words run across my screen. January 24th, 2014. I’ve looked everywhere. Its not here. I’ve shouted to the nearest stumps… “DWEG ON!!!”… but my calls go unanswered, as do the ones to Tom. Tom Walsh… The trusted creator, for 10 years, he has tried, and tried to release this movie, but every effort has been proved futile. Every fucking OUNCE OF STRENGTH he’s pulled from his WHOLE BODY went into this movie. And for what? For the public to obsess over fucking “disney” and their cisgendered characters? For god sakes, can’t society ever have faith in beings that transcend gender and life as a whole. What it means to be a dwegon is far different than what it means to be human. Dwegons are not BOUND by the chains of normality within American culture. Dwegons go beyond that. Imagine a world with no borders, segregation or racism. Add a little bit of rainbow surfing and some rock n’ roll, and you’ve got Dwegonland. I call out to all those who admire a fun family adventure, to join me in this effort for equality. For dwegons to be accessed to all people, not just foreign markets. Bring America Dwegons, for I will not rest until it happens.

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