I am all too aware of the fact that I have a paper due tomorrow that I haven’t started, I’m surrounded by empty bottles of vodka and paint – dammit, Lia – and I just can’t focus. I could move onto redbull but that just doesn’t do it anymore, it’s literally just a fizzy drink to me. Do I have to do speed to do my work now? Have I become that type of student? Fuck.
I mean, if you need speed, you do know a guy. What exactly’s got your brain blocked ‘melia? I’ll find just the right candy for you.












