pale as a ghost in the afternoon

☽ * ･ ˙ ✶ || it gets old when you talk to the sun, in a t o n g u e understood by no one. can it be that I hear what he's saying? is there a R E A S O N why I'm still awake? and he says, "i've got you [ w r i t t e n ] in a black book by the railroad track you see, I know your fate." and i say, "you've got to listen , i'm a s o n g b i r d with a brand new track you underestimate." i'll give you SOMETHING to believe in. burn up the basement full of demons. || var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5380480"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[thatbothersmeh]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[tristamateer]

I still remember you as a little girl who overwaters plants because she doesn’t know when to stop giving.

Trista Mateer (24 of 30)

[breathtakingqueens]

[whoopddsss]

zodiachce:

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, a shit ton of vodka succeeds. and by that i mean: when some guy you’ve been fucking on the low texts you because he believes you’re the love of his life, you can just leave him on read, and drink lots of alcohol… besides, he must be tripping if he thinks i wasn’t also banging his sister.. and his dad. yikes!

SOUNDS LIKE A SHITSHOW. did he really say he was in love with you? gross. how is that even possible? you’re about as charming as chewed up shoe-gum. kidding -- but seriously you were double fucking him over? i thought i was bad. pass me the bottle.

[whoopddsss]

ohmiaisms:

I tried to put Kayla down for a nap, and the little bugger hid under the couch. First of all, when did the bottom of couches become so spacious? Second, would it be cruel to keep a leash on her so I at least have a way of getting her out? I haven’t been on my knees in at least two months, I’d love to keep that rate going. 

haven’t been on your knees in two months? that’s a little sad, isn’t it? not getting enough action? see -- that’s why i’m never having kids. way too hard to get dicked down when you have to make sure your kid isn’t suffocating under a pillow. anyway -- the leash thing, probably not a good idea.

[whoopddsss]

ewgcne:

“ so i was walking up the stairs this morning, and i was wondering my legs hurt so much, right? and then i remembered that after taking a bunch of tequila shots last night i thought it’d be a really great idea to do some squats and wall sits. so like — like, comment and subscribe for more great and relatable health and fitness content? ”

“... i think you need our lord and savior jesus christ in your life. or at least in your ass because it’s gonna hurt you sometime soon, honestly. i’d suggest icing yourself.... or you know, not doing drunk shenanigans.” 

[whoopddsss]

tristan’s tag dump

[whoopddsss]

zak’s tag dump

[whoopddsss]

chandler’s tag dump 

[whoopddsss]

maisie’s tag dump

[whoopddsss]

rory’s tag dump 

[whoopddsss]

☽ * ･ ˙ ✶  | bailey tag dump, ya’ll

[whoopddsss]

lbrliajane:

“so my tattoo shop is finally opening up this weekend – am i gonna be seeing you there or what?”

“of course, of course! i already have something in mind, babe. i want ‘princess’ on my ass. in fancy letters.” 

[spiritualdread]

[whitepaperquotes]

[whoopddsss]

“...but I didn’t know he was the governor’s son -- if I knew he was the governor’s son I wouldn’t be caught dead shoving that vegan dildo up his... you know,” she finished, finally taking a long sip of the concoction in front of her. rory liked to call it ‘everything but rubbing alcohol’. it wasn’t a very good name for a bar drink but she was the only one who’d order it anyway. “actually -- i would have done it regardless but i would have at least let him buy me dinner first. i’m a gentleman. i’m chival -- is that a word? anyway, i’m drunk. how ‘bout you buy me another one? or i’ll buy it and you just pour it in my mouth.” opening her mouth wide, she wiggled her tongue and choked back her laughter.