Destruction

Indie / Private / Lord Beerus

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"Lord Beerus." Trunks bows politely once before rising to ask his question. "Please don't take this the wrong way but I just have to ask...are you really fond of Earth? Or is it simply you like to hang around my mother and her friends specifically?"

Ah, he recognized this one- Vegeta's boy. His ears twitch curiously as the young man bows, taking more than a few heartbeats to recall that this was the time traveling one. Well, that explains it then- he was just about to chalk the growth spurt up to Saiyan biology.

"I enjoy Earth's delicacies- those living on the planet I don't give much thought about. As luck would have it, Bulma is able to provide these delicacies and I am grateful for that."

He's glad Whis isn't here to call him out on this giant lie- Beerus doubts the angel would be able to keep his composure.

They'd spoken at length about this before- these damn Earthlings and the Saiyans of all those in the universe had become a... comfortable familiarity for the God to be around. He wouldn't call it friendship, but it was definitely favoritism.

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Auggghhh all this dbz stuff being on sale on steammm

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らくがき双子。

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ウイビル。

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Me appearing like a little criptid because of the new DragonBall even tho it's unlikely we'll see Beerus

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Praise be to everyone who wrote down the exam answers for Persona 5 because lord knows I will not remember the answer to a question asked seven in-game days ago having nearly perished twice in a fuckin shadow dungeon.

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amongthecrags​:

A very obvious lie, yes, and one Whis decides to let go unchecked. He settles more comfortably in his seat with a content-sounding sigh, head tilting upwards in thought.

“He is, yes. But I’m afraid I have yet to begin any real, tangible training with him. His restraint is rather poor, you see. With his level of strength, my concern is that our lovely little home here may not be able to withstand the, ah, beating. And I’m not altogether certain how to go about improving that restraint just yet.”

"From what I saw with him and Goku, the guy looks strong." He licked his sharp teeth at the memory- that spike in strength made his body itch for battle. It had almost been reminiscent of he and Goku's battle, when the saiyan had surged past his limits despite everything the god had thrown at him.

Needless to say, Beerus couldn't stop his tail from quivering in excitement.

"If I remember right, that was the guy Goku and Vegeta dealt with not too long ago, wasn’t it? Figures he had to show up on Earth’s coldest of locations.” The destroyer groans, dejected.

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amongthecrags​:

Interesting. That’s a way to put it, Whis supposes.

“Oh, so you noticed that, did you?” He asks instead, all too aware that Beerus would have to be immensely dense to not have. Continuing on with a laugh, he adds, “Come now, it’s not so bad, is it? Why, I’m almost surprised you didn’t partly find it a breath of fresh air to have some new energy on the planet.”

“Of course I noticed...” It was a little difficult not to, what with his big ears. “Had it not been for the food, I might have destroyed her.” It’s a very obvious lie, clearly the destroyer finds her entertaining in one way or another to have allowed her to stay. He waves away the comment of ‘new energy’, as his mind was recalled to the most interesting member of the trio. 

“Although I must admit, that Broly is very interesting. Have you started training him, Whis?”

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For the ask meme, Beerus x Whis ?

NOTP || Just no || Meh || Neutral || Good Potential || Ship it || OTP || JUST FUCK ALREADY || MY BABIES

God, I love these two dorks! They’re so weirdly domestic and honestly just two characters full of a ton of personality. I fully like to believe these two have been around each other for so long that they can only feel comfortable when alone together.

Definitely ship them- probably my main non-canon ship. Their relationship probably changes as time goes on, but they’re always close- either romantically or platonically.

Also Beerus is a hot mess and I adore the mental image of him trying to be cool around someone as unruffled as Whis

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amongthecrags​:

“No? That’s a shame.” Spoken genuinely, but with his usual airy delivery.

“Since when? Well, let me think– it couldn’t have been more than a month or two ago…”

“The girl is at least a little interesting... aside from her thievery.” Beerus crosses his arms and taps his claws on his biceps. 

“Of course they waited until I was asleep to throw a few more bodies onto the planet.” The deity grumbled, flicking the tip of his purple tail.

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amongthecrags​:

@dxstroyergod​ liked for a whis starter!

“He’s a charming fellow, but peculiarities seem to follow him, don’t they?”

“I’m not so sure I’d use the word ‘charming’ to describe any of them.”

“The bald one may be able to cook, but since when has my planet become a refuge for these saiyans and their friends!?” 

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On this blog, we don’t take the malice out of Frieza’s character by saying it was Beerus who demanded he destroy Planet Vegeta. I just erase that from history my dude. 

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Send me a ship and I'll rate it:

NOTP || Just no || Meh || Neutral || Good Potential || Ship it || OTP || JUST FUCK ALREADY

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You’re gonna have to hit a lot harder than that to bring me down.

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Death.

"Can't say I'm too impressed." He replies bluntly as energy gathers at the tip of his claw, creating a soft whine of white noise. The harsh light casts shadows on his face and every part of his toothy grin.

"Oh well."

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ウイビル。

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I am never fully going to get over how the newer chapters of Super show Beerus training Vegeta- his training involving throwing actual logs at Vegeta until he finally destroyed one. Phenomenal.