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rónán • 26 • scottish • he/him • trans man

[sadbugbois]

POV you’ve been invited to a very strange house party (You’re also a virgin)

[memewhore]

[sewickedthread]

Like the woman who called poison control to find out if thistles are poisonous. 'I never thought to warn my kids not to eat thistles. I thought it was obvious.'

[muchos-michis-chikis]

[coralei]

i really needed this to exist so i imagine the transgender mcr community could use it as well. happy pride month

[friendlyneighborhooddisasterbi]

[ID: text in the style of the black parade album cover. it says "hormone replacement therapy" in the blue, white, and pink of the trans flag. end ID.]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

See with your special eyes.

[tilthat]

TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

[kaleighbytheway]

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

[myanacondadontexist]

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

[brunhiddensmusings]

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

[themerrywolf]

@brunhiddensmusings

Actually, they do!

https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

[brunhiddensmusings]

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“Took a little while to get served the quality of service made up for it. 4/5 stars. Would reccomend”

-Ben the Elephant

[byjove]

my cat can instinctively tell when I’m upset about something and she will come in and bite my toes to make me feel worse 🥺 what a little empath

[byjove]

she’s like “oh I’ll give you something to cry about” 😈 *chomp*

[byjove]

don’t make excuses for her

she just thrives on chaos and suffering

[babyangel-jpg]

One thing about me? I’m gonna smoke some weed

[kasayaw]

[kasayaw]

thrilling sequel

[silver-tongues-blog]

those have the same energy as this

[art-nerd-rain]

Same energy as this

[dollypants302]

[minecraft-vindicator-deactivate]

[teakats]

may i add

[evilvarric666-archive]

My hobbies? Uhhhh sensations mostly. Textures and patterns. But yeah mostly I just am really into like, experiences. Occasionally I dabble in thoughts.

[parkinglotfistfight]

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[infintywhore]

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

[theblueteletubby]

scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits

here it is, in all its Glory

[biolizardboils]

everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten

[consider-it-shipped]

I am ready to re-join the classroom.

xNo

[gaycism]

I hope Harold H is having a good day

[scumbagsblog]

My behavior caused other students and teachers to feel:

Freak out

[helloitsbees]

modern art

[shrimpmilf]

hyperventilating

[ursulakleguin-stan]

Rest in Piss Philip