Lesbian Marty McFly @dyke-nosaur - Tumblr Blog

People beauty standards: “don’t be fat!” “Look like your gender!” “Wear makeup if you’re a girl! Don’t wear makeup if ur a boy!” “Follow these extremely specific Eurocentric guidelines”

Frog beauty standards: “have a three chambered heart!” “Breathe through ur skin :)!” “Perhaps croak if you’d like!”

#froq #text

thats-frogs-babey

People beauty standards: “don’t be fat!” “Look like your gender!” “Wear makeup if you’re a girl! Don’t wear makeup if ur a boy!” “Follow these extremely specific Eurocentric guidelines”

Frog beauty standards: “have a three chambered heart!” “Breathe through ur skin :)!” “Perhaps croak if you’d like!”

medievalthymes

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

ansdrela

Purrrr

#awww #happy catradora day #she ra

candyheartdoe

Scotty keeps this around to remind himself why he puts up with it all

#queue #fair #uss enterprise #meme

stellar--sapphic

Not to be gAy or anything but women with swords???? They can slay me with that sword and i will thank them-

hisssyfitsss

Frawg

#this dude ROCKS #froq #picture

armandeos

Is it wrong to want greatness for you? I fear I am not meant for greatness.

THE GREEN KNIGHT 2021 | Dir. David Lowery

geniusoflove

the little dots that are in my vision at all times when i stand up

normal-horoscopes

I think the amogi (plural for amogus) are larval tellytubbies

citrusgender

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

tooquirkytolose

There’s A Princess In A Tower..

tooquirkytolose

monsterfucker knight to the rescue

lilycove

i have such a distaste for tiktok and earnestly believe having it worsens your quality of life . uninstall it and use the tried and true method: if a tiktok is funny enough to be worth seeing, someone will steal it and repost it somewhere else that won't eat a hole in your brain