look, SOMEBODY needs to drive the ass ship @lapisbitch - Tumblr Blog

anyone coming from tw*tter, this is my personal blog

i post whatever here. don't look too far back i've been here since 2011

my sfw art blog is @kirbyhasapencil

my nsfw art blog is @pearltiddys

#nsf/w account is caught up but i cannot post everything 😔 alas #when will i get my horny rights back #anyways welcome

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fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

verballocket-blog

rumi no baby let's not do that

i find it funny if after the events of the movie zoey & mira still didnt give a fuck abt Jinu dying like Yeah Rumi we're sad that you're sad but come on the guy was killing people :

also mira is wearing Sade's outfit from live aid:

#kpdh

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Alan Moore in the Observer Q&A today

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🏳️‍🌈 my first pride artwork this year 🏳️‍🌈

No pairing was requested as often as Catradora. And I’m actually quite surprised that I’ve never created fan art for this fantastic series.

Requests are still open until June 20th; you can continue sending in your suggestions until then.

#she ra #catradora

thickness-protection-program

Dang rip America

karlyboyyy

toodrunktofindaurl

first of all, let me just

#SOOOO ME #she ra #catradora

probuccalfat

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

lezbianz

this is for a part-time job as a barista

inactiveaccount082024

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

chasetriesagain

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

newtsfrogstoads

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

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