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@dylan-owhinin
Yeah, I have never robbed a liquor store in my life, thank you.Â
Her eyes fell to the broken wood on the ground and before she knew it, the man was gone before her eyes. Superpowers were the most uncomfortable thing her and The Joker always seemed to experience. Whether they were robbing banks to a project of this effort, it seemed that superpower strength always came at the worst times. Now, it seemed it got in the way again. She would have to break her puddinâ out from jail yet again and that whole bit was getting more and more boring each day. With a deep breath, she rolled her eyes to move forward, kicking a bit of wood with the edge of her heel.
âIf J ainât here taâ take care of the job, looks like Harls is gonna haftaâ take over this one,â her voice muttered, talking to herself. It was uncommon for a series of conversations to go on when she was alone. There were a plethora of voices that she had to remind and show what she was up to, and the best way was responding to them fast. âAlways gotstaâ take care of the work when puddinâs out. Whadda shame,â she spun her bat around her fingers before bashing it into the front door. âPuddinâ wouldaâ loved breakinâ this door,â a large pout came onto her lips before stepping carefully over the shards of glass (as if they mattered to all the cuts and bruises she was finely wearing now).Â
âNow, yaâ listen real good up there, Lexi,â she eyed up a camera, aiming the bat up to it as if it were a gun. âYaâre the reason Mista J isnât walkinâ through this door right now, and I gotta say Iâm real peeved,â her hand shook the bat as though she shot a few shots from a gun before dropping it to the ground. âAnd honestly, Iâm thinkinâ yaâre gonna get a pretty fine makeover by the wonderful Harley Quinn for this little mishap, mista!â
As she walked down the hallway towards her next victim, she began to hear the familiar voice. It was the voice of a man who hadnât fallen to a swift hit with a bat and had wandered off with her puddinâ faster than sheâd like. With a quick belt, her voice shrieked down the hall. âAs if ya little alien! No one takes my puddinâ and gets to play games!â her voice was loud, banging against the metal of the wall. âDonât ya even begin to thankâ ya gonna get any friends around herâe!â
Clark had Chloe shut down the security cameras before finding Harley standing in the corridor, bat in hand.  âWeâre going to get you the help you needâŠâ Clark inched his boots forward. His body was hunched, not to intimidate her with stature. Everything made him look like he was creeping up on a young deer. He didnât want to spook her and didnât want her to run. Anything beyond that didnât trifle him. She couldnât hurt him, physically. But if she kept killing people, he would ultimately blame himself for not being able to stop her.
First, he used his x-ray vision on her to make sure she wasnât being controlled by anything- like kryptonite. Many of the people in Smallville had been influenced in odd ways by the meteor rock. They gained powers- their brains went to mush. Every single person affected by the meteor shower turned out to be a psychopath. And because Clark was the reason these rocks were on earth, it was all his fault. Which meant it was his responsibility to stop them. However, this girl didnât seem to have anything wrong with her on the inside; as far as parasites went. Which meant, it was a psychotic break. Something only proper treatment could help.
âEveryone could use a friendâŠ. what was your name? Harley?â he already knew it was. On his way back to Luthorcorp he had a call with Chloe and shared a quick debriefing. âMy nameâs Clark. And, Lex, heâs somewhat of a friend of mine. Whatever he did, I can fix it. I can talk to him. But this isnât the way. Killing people is not the answer. Please.â If he couldnât appeal to her heart, he had a Plan B. Which was to physically restrain her. âLook, I know Joker was pulling your strings. He did something to you. You wasnât born a killer.â
â Hades is not afraid because she lives, she lives.
I canât exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.
I suggest⊠ⳠBecause it is coming
10 Caps Per Episode âą 10.10 LuthorÂ
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âWell, well, well,â Harley squealed, walking back and forth, a bat twirling between her fingers tagged messily with the words goodnight. Her voice lowly hummed as her heels wavered against cracked concrete. It was a miracle that sheâd never had fallen given the nonchalant steps she took. Any wrong move could have potentially taken her down a long time ago; especially with whatever she was wielding that day. But today, sheâd be fine. Not much damage could be done (to herself at least) whenever she dragged along the base-ball bat that had clumsily hit her thigh a few times now. No, if anything, sheâd be safe from her own warfare today (that is, anything that physically was around her), but that didnât guarantee anything to the bodies that laid around her now.
Dead? Perhaps. Her eyes barely did a double take as they fell with one foul sweep of her bat to the back of their neck. There was something so skewed in her vision whenever she ran on any of the errands she did with The Joker. The minute he could potentially be in harms way, everyone else around them, well, disappeared in the eyes of Harley. As she stepped over another body to gain proximity to him through her own memory, the smile on her face spread wide open. âYaâd think good, ole Lexi would wanna see us, puddinâ,â her words were directed to the cackling that echoed behind her though her eyes didnât shift. Instead, she pouted melodramatically before resting the bat on her shoulder, batting her eyes to the camera watching them. There was something too fun in putting on the show she did, especially in the face of anyone that the duo considered friends. Her perky grin and the seductive bat of her eyes didnât change as the tone of her voice did. While the tone laced in her words were dark, the same high pitch of her voice rang irritatedly to the ears of anyone near by. âNow, Lexi boy. We ainât gonna hurtâcha,â Harley couldnât resist laughing as a lock of blonde hair fell in front of her eyes. âWe just wanna-â
The sound of The Jokerâs words took her by surprise as she spun on the edge of her heels. Once again, the world around them blurred as she only saw him and the man causing him danger. âListen up, dumplinâ,â The smile on her face twisted as she took a few steps forward with the swift swing of her bat to the back of the otherâs neck. âIâm just trynaâ teach ya a lesson of what comes from touchinâ Mistaâ J,â the strength behind the bat only grew from the psychotic nature bubbling within. It was a series of adrenaline rushes that created any strength she needed, especially when she saw The Joker in harms way. This was all she needed to push her forward, to bite now instead of barking. :âSpecially when Harls is around to save the day!âÂ
If Clark wasnât momentarily distracted, by dangling this clown in the air, he might have seen the bat that was swung his way. Some of the wood broke over his skull, not that it hurt him in the slightest. He had one weakness- and it wasnât something as simple as wood. In a blur of speed, Clark took âJokerâ for a ride back to Gotham and tossed his ass inside the police station. He didnât let anyone see his face before he disappeared back to Smallville.Â
Ruffling his dark hair, dust and splinters fell from his head- the only result of being hit with a louisville slugger. He tried to remember what the girl called herself as he walked down the corridors of Luthorcorp. Harz? Heâd only been away for five minutes tops. She had to still be around here somewhere, there was no way she got out. Moving his head to the side, he concentrated on all the sounds within a thirty-mile radius. Â It only took him a few seconds to shuffle through all the sounds and concentrate on one- the clown.Â
Clark sped closer to the echoing sounds until he was in the vicinity. âI can help you! You just have to let me!â Clark hollered for the girl. Joker was a criminal and a loose cannon, but Clark felt he could appeal more to the girl who seemed more lost than insane. âTell me what you and Joker was after and I can help!â which couldnât be farther from the truth. They killed people. They were murderers. Once he found out what she was after, and what Luthorcorp had been up to, he would toss her in jail alongside Krusty.
Clark Kent Character Tropes: Apologizes a Lot * (46/â)
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âWell, Clark, it looks like we have a problem that not even your X-Ray vision saw coming...â Chloe spun around her work desk and dropped a newspaper in front of him. âAll this time you thought those terrorists were from Belle Reve but you were wrong- theyâre from Arkham. Itâs an Asylum in Gotham. Maybe for once Lex Luthor isnât behind this.â Chloe wasnât normally this naĂŻve. Of course Lex was behind it. âWho gave you this paper? Lex?â Clark asked, jumping lines as he read what he needed to: a guy who refers to himself as the Joker escaped Arkham Asylum in Gotham City with the help of his psychiatrist, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. âNo. But Lex was attacked. I think he is involved but I donât think heâs working with or for them. He must have acquired something meaningful to them. You know how heâs always collecting all that useless high-end junk. What if this wasnât useless? They could be after him for whatever he took?â That actually made a lot more sense, which was why he was thankful to have a girl like Chloe Sullivan in his corner. âCan you track down their whereabouts?â Chloe was already jamming her fingers along her keyboard as she continued looking into it. âThere hasnât been a sighting in days, Clark. Maybe they left?â just as she was about to admit defeat something popped up, clicking her tongue she smiled excitedly and hit the print button. âThree hours ago. In Metropolis. A guy and a girl in their mid-to-late twenties was seen in Clown paint. It says they wereâactually, right outside of Luthorcorp.â As Chloe looked up to confirm things with Clark, he was already gone. âWhy do I never get used to that?â Chloe thought to herself as she went back to typing.
In little-to-no-time, Clark blurred outside of Luthorcorp. Whatever they were looking for, they seemed to be breaking into all of Luthorâs plants to find it. In another red-and-blue blur, Clark found himself inside of Luthorcorp. He heard laughing and followed the sound up to Lionel Luthorâs office. The door was locked but with a little twist the lock broke and the door was thrown open to reveal the two felons heâd been tracking down all week. âAh, you donât look like securityâ or the Boss, so who are ya, kid?â Joker stepped closer, dropping the documents he held in his gloved hand. âA concerned citizen. And Iâm taking you both back to Gotham.â Clark went to grab him when he was sprayed in the eyes by some secret mist from a pin on the manâs purple jacket. âHa! I knew you were a kidder when I seen ya!â The acid around his eyes dried, and Clarkâs face healed. ââI said youâre coming with me!â Clark now lost his patience as he gripped the man up by his suit and waved him around the air off his feet. Â
SMALLVILLE ââ Season 4 [1/3]
 His complaint on her bandaging was an obvious jab at getting a rise out of her. Faye acknowledged it first hand, and therefore played along. âBetter tight, than inflamed.â The witch teased back, with a daring glint in her eyes.  The next questioned, she answered by a jingle of the ice in her tiny liquor class. âRunning low on the good stuff.â With that, she gave away the very depiction of having helped herself to his best stuff, and had no shame either.
She hated being reduced to insignificant titles such as âdollâ or âsweetheartâ. No one ever said those terms without a condescending air,  which she wouldnât oblige to. âNo can do.â Faye simply denied his request. âIâve done enough charity work.â She said lazily, easing into a lounging state with her drink. âIn fact-â the witch began with a whimsical tone. âYou should be counting your blessings.â Faye left it to him to figure out an alternative solution to getting his booze, because she was already way past that subject and had no intention of revisiting it. âPlease.â  Faye let out a scoffed laugh. âI donât buy it.â Spike may have been in bad shape, but she never believed he was actually in grave danger. She had it in her mind that Spike was too much of a pistol to throw in the towel so easily. They were survivors; headstrong, and unlikely to go down without putting up a fight. For that reason, Faye had been comfortable with her decisions. Had the situation actually called for her cooperation, sheâd have done it. But, she wouldnât reveal that until the time came for it. âWe both know you wouldnât go out like that. Dying with that shame story?â She half heartedly laughed. âToo embarrassing.â  When the bounty information projected on the screen, she skimmed the details, listening to Spikeâs experience with forming ideas taken into account. âEven better.â She countered. âYour little trial and error tells me exactly what I need.â The bounty hunter mused aloud, sipping down a large gulp of the booze. âFirst, itâs figuring out a way to knock out all his guard dogs..â
Spike rolled his dark eyes in Fayeâs direction as she took a seat with a tumbler of his finest whiskey in her hand. The rattling of the ice along with her whimsical tone made him wish he was still unconscious. If someone didnât know them they would swear they were exes on bad terms. The constant belittling and banter made it difficult for them to work together and see eye-to-eye on things. However, all that bullshit aside, they could be a pretty lethal team together.Â
âItâs not exactly charity work when youâve helped yourself to my shower and my liquor cabinet. Iâd say you were well paid for yourâŠ. services.â He looked down to survey the bandages one more time. He knew healing wasnât her strong suit, it required a tremendous amount of patience and stillness- two virtues Faye did not have. With the monitors lit up and images constantly rotating from bounty to bounty, Spike looked up and snorted when Faye accused him of exaggerating the bad shape he was in. âWell, Faye, for once you might actually be right. You see, I wouldnât have died out there. Letting you win on my last breath? Ha.â He groaned as he stood up on two legs and rolled his injured shoulder back. It was actually already feeling a lot better, thanks to Faye. Not that he would admit that to her. Her head was big enough as it was.
âOkay- no, wait..â Spike began in his argumentative tone as he walked closer to Faye and grabbed her drunk, nearly spilling it in their struggle to maintain hold. He downed the continents in a hasty swig and then backed up a step as a malicious grin crossed his lips, which he licked to gather any traces of alcohol. âAs I was saying, no way are you going after /my/ bounty. I get shot up and you reap the benefits?â he raised his one good arm and plucked a cigarette from his pack with his teeth. âIf you want after the Kingpin, youâre gonna have to go through me first.â He pulled the cigarette from his mouth, blowing a cloud of smoke over her chair. The last thing he needed was for Faye to take this guy down when he couldnât. How long would she hold that one over his head? How long before that got out and he became a laughing stock? âI know you like to think youâre this badass but, this is my score. And I am not handing it over.â
 Heâd just finished signing some paperwork, somehow keeping it all together like there was no worry in the world. After finishing up, he hustled down the stairs, just glad to get out of such a grimy place. For his line of work in all things deceptive, and scam, he wasnât in the best graces. For all Lee knew, he too, was a prime suspect of study. The less time here, the better.
Lee wasnât surprised to find Jake approaching just after his departure from the station. He moved with a sly swagger, keeping cool like a cucumber. For a guy who made a living off of sleight of hand tactics, he still had a sense of pride. One that wouldnât succumb to the likes of another witch his age. âYou might wanna hold off on breaking breadââ he cut off any leading falsehood, right then and there. â`cause I didnât do it for you. you just got lucky.â Lee informed, motioning away from the place, towards his car that was parked on the opposite side of the ride. âTake a walk with meâŠâ He gestured, in order to finish where he was going with all this.
Lee looked both ways whilst already in the process of crossing the street. âSee, Iâm more interested in hearing why you did it. The pigs said your recordâs already lousy with misdemeanors, as it is.â He reflected to Jake. âPretty stupid move on your end.âÂ
Confusion swept over Jake as his scruffy-opponent decided to burn any white flag that Jake might have thought had been there. Instead, he seemed to have a gauntlet in his dark eyes. Jake allowed a cruel twist in his smile as he eyed the voodoo-prince up and down, assessing his strengths and weaknesses all in one look. People often assumed, because of his unblemished face and perfectly quaffed-hair, that he never threw-down; that he relied on his magic. But they would be wrong. The one thing Jake picked up from the witch hunters that he wasnât willing to part with was his ability to attack without mercy. So, when Lee asked the blonde-witch to follow him across the lot, Jake showed no signs of distress. He simply shrugged and fell into step with the unkempt male, whom seemed to favor the color black. Perhaps to seem more mysterious and majestic? Of course, Faye would go after a guy like this. He was a poser, just like her.
While walking, Jake kept his hands in his pockets, despite the fact that this could turn ugly, physically. âYeah, well, nobodyâs perfect,â Jake gave a cocky grin as he crossed the street behind Lee. He didnât exactly like the idea of Lee knowing about his criminal background, but that was cops for you: they didnât like to respect your rights. Hence, why Lee was probably referring to them as pigs. Which might suggest he had his own issues with them. âNot that stupid, Lee. You know whatâs stupid? Pretending like youâre in my league just because you practice voodoo and sell shrunken heads. You obviously want something from me. A favor? For letting me off the hook? So what is it?â Jake licked his lips and released the sigh he had built up in his cheeks. It was no secret that Jake was a grade-A jackass, but he also had dignity and honor. He owed Lee for what he did- no matter if he did it for him or not, he would repay him so that he couldnât hold it over his head.
âOr is that it? You just wanna know the why? Because if youâre that interested, itâs really cut and dry. I saw your wannabe shop- I needed cash, and so I broke into itâŠ.â he couldnât exactly tell him that seeing Faye there pushed him to it. Heâd been telling Faye there was nothing between them for months- though of course seeing her hang out with someone like Lee, pushed him toward a place of green.
 Why, her? Honestly. The one of few times she pulled a brash move to make a point, it ends with him somehow winning. Totally unfair. Yeah, she was selfish, and self-serving, but she wasnât a psychopath.  When sheâd come fresh out of the shower with his Egyptian towels wrapped around her, and her thick brown hair, Faye stumbled upon a rude awakening. At first, she thought he was being his usual punk self. Pulling some stunt to make her look like the horseâs rear of their little pissing contest. But, as the reality settled in, she knew she had to take action. God damn it, Hugo. Forcing her to ruin her night, just to save his ass. Again.
Faye wasnât the best at the tedious procedure of first aid. Nor, healing arts. Healing took on the form of the water element. For someone who had imprinted on the element of fire, such patience never came easy to her. But, she could put on her big girl pants. No running to James like a damsel in distress, or to anyone. She could handle this.
The confines of privacy and seclusion from outside voices or distraction made things smooth easier than she initially guessed. Her quiet calmness drew straight to his awakening voice. Â She half smiled at the fact he obviously still had his memory; enough to remember her tag name. âFinally-â She stated blatantly, nearing closer. âYou went comatose for a second there.â Without directly stating it, she sounded worry in her tone. âHere.â She dropped an ice cold water bottle at his side. âYouâll need it.â
Spikeâs eyes slowly widened upon seeing Faye emerge from the shadows with a bottle of ice water in her hand and a smile that showed she was proud of her work. So, it was Faye? Did she really put humpty dumpty back together again? Or was someone else in the room with them? â Â âYou patched me up?â surprise touched his voice along with a hint of appreciation that he quickly masked by pulling a face, âShould have known. The bandages are too tight. Were you trying to keep the blood in or squeeze it all out?â a weary, half-smirk caught his lips. Arching his back, he let out a sigh and grabbed the bottle she tossed down. âWhatâs a matter? Were we all out of booze?â he asked, breaking the seal and then downing a few gulps of water. ââHow about a little something for the pain? Jet left his Wild Turkey in the kitchen, be a doll?â âhe was able to sit up vertically and rest his crown of dark curls against the back of the couch. Â
âSo how was your shower? Did it feel extra therapeutic, knowing I was out laying on the street, choking on my last breath?â he still couldnât believe she left him. Maybe she knew heâd eventually get up on his own- or maybe she thought if he died, she could have his apartment. After all, she was here more than she was at her own place. âIf youâre being nice to me because you think I got the bounty and will share my cut, I didnât. Damn guy had a fence around him-twenty guys with automatic weapons.â â Lie. There was only four guys, but twenty made him sound a little more badass. While, upright, Spike checked the computer which projected onto four monitors for the whole room to see. The Kingpin was still up there- a bounty of 5,000 dollars on his head. Â
It was always an endless banter with her guild team buddies. Despite how it may have looked from the outside observer, the three of them actually had built a bond. The closest thing to friendship that sheâd ever come in her adult life, at least. And from what she knew of the other two, it was something like that for them, too. Â Needless to say, she cared, to some degree. Not enough to turn her into some throw-herself-on-the-sword type, or anything, though. It wasnât their style to advocate compassion or any of that other emotional chow chow. They all preferred to simply mess with each other. It was the most honest way to be, and the fact theyâd agreed with that same philosophy was exactly what made them her kind of people.
She drew upon the fact he was still in physical pain. Which, was exactly the kind of bait she could snatch as her smartass way of making him admit she had saved him. Just because. âWell, I could-â She began toying in hypothetical musing. âBut, since youâre a big, tough maverick, and all, I couldnât possibly compromise your manhood like that.â While James was the somewhat more adult-like one, she and Spike could be competitive against one another. Not to mention, they were rooted to the same origin of their powers. They both came from one of the six bloodlines of the coven that had started way back in Salem. Their ancestors, and generations leading up to their parentsâ had all been bound by blood. So, it wasnât surprising that they could keep up with one anotherâs pace. On her final note, she gave him a triumphant smile and began turning on her foot. âSee ya insideâŠâ Faye would let him save his own tail. Unless, he wanted to come out and admit otherwise, of course.
Spike twisted his lips to a smirk, staring up at the girl through the shadow of his brow.  âIâm touched, Faye, truly. I had no idea you cared so much about my manhood.â His shimmering grin only began to lesson when he noticed Faye wasnât playing, she was actually walking into the apartment without taking him with her. âOh⊠you littleââ he bit back the word, and growled. He could do this, he thought. Handle getting up to his room, by himself. If anything it was a challenge now, he wasnât going to let Faye think she won. Theyâd been having competitions like this for a couple of years now and he wasnât about to bow to her nowâ or ever.
His hand felt around for the wall that was helping support his weight, the cigarette between his lips bouncing around as he struggled to move his feet forward. Slowly, one foot in front of the other, he walked with his hand on the wall until he made it to the elevator. He would normally take the stairs, but he couldnât imagine climbing them now. Instead, he leaned up against the wall of the elevator, lighting another cigarette. When the bell rung and the doors slid open, he had an audience. âOh my god!â a girl shrieked, âare you hurt?â âHow stupid was this cow? He had blood leaking down his arm and his eyes could barely remain fixated on the path ahead, but was he hurt? âI get it, lady- did it hurt when I fell from Heaven? Iâve heard the joke before.â Spike spat sarcastically, brushing past her with a light shove; which caused her to turn around and yell at him in a language he didnât understand. âThanks, babe! You too,â Spike yelled back to her before landing in a thud against his door. âYou locked the door?!â Spike screamed, hoping Faye could hear him as he wrestled a hand into his pocket for the key and pushed it open.
âYou see! I won! I got up here- without your lousyââ and then darkness. When Spike woke up he was laying on the couch and bandaged up. He wasnât sure who did it, but he was sure as hell it wasnât Faye.
                  ââ You still here, Romani?â
 @dylan-owhinin  [ Lee + Jake ]
 Lee shouldâve found the idea more threatening, but knowing who Jake was, made him much less of a threat. Especially now, being bound to a circle gave him a fair fight. Should the possibility arise. Lee had turned up at the station, walking in to a room with only a single cell that had Jake Armstrong in holding. He turned to the blonde upon answering the final question. âNo. I wonât be pressing charges.â He paused, gaining eye contact with him. âJust a misunderstandingâŠâ
Spotting Lee walking down the hall put a shiver down the other maleâs back. He wasnât afraid of him physically, but, he had the power right now. If he were to press charges for the breaking and entering of his voodoo shop then things could get a lot worse for the impulsive witch. Releasing a sigh, Jake moved closer to the bars and wrapped a hand around one of them as he looked through squinted eyes at Fayeâs newest distraction. Surprise instantly gave his body a sense of euphoria when Lee mentioned letting him off the hook by saying it was, âjust a misunderstandingâ. Though it was for sure not. Jake saw Faye leave and he didnât like the idea of her hanging up her âI <3 Jakeâ tee-shirt, and so he busted in to not only take back his alpha title but to also take a little extra- as he was on his way out of town due to the fight between him and his little brother. Â
After only a couple more minutes, Jake was released and sent back out into âthe real worldâ- whatever that was. Jail was no different than any other establishment in this town. There was always a warden and always a clique that wanted to kick his ass. No matter if that was at the Bar and Grill or the jailâs cafeteria. Â
Jake didnât have a ride and so he kind of just stood there, rubbing the back of his neck as he looked around like some stray dog. However it didnât take long for company to arrive as Lee could be seen peddling down the stationâs stairs. In usual Jake fashion, the blonde put his hands in his pockets and strolled over to the guy. He was always a very confrontational person. Nobody ever made him feel threatened. It didnât matter if you were 6â5 or 5â5. He would go toe to toe. ââŠ.Thanks for the âget out of jail free cardâ. You didnât have to do thatâŠâ he licked his lips over and brought a hand out to itch his nose. Some say thatâs the first sign of an impending fight. âWhyâd you do it, huh?â