eagle elvis

WOAH MAMA SCREEEEEEEE EEE eee EEEE. HE/HIM SCREEEEEEEEEE PROFILE PICTURE IS MY ART. COVER IMAGE IS THUMBNAIL OF THIS VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB1xfc2Vnh4

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. TECHNICALLY I AM A BIRD AND SHOULD KNOW NONE OF THESE WORDS BUT I HAVE BEEN CURSED WITH THE SOUL OF AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR AND CANNOT GO BACK TO THE LIFE I KNEW

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama, I just had to move out of the crawlspace I was living in because my roommate (Sammy the mouse) didn’t like my habit of singing in the shower. If anyone’s got space for me to stay that would be swell, athankyouverymuch.

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA!!! I don't have a shower but i do like SINGING. ARE YOU OKAY WITH BATHING IN RAIN

[miniature-elvis]

Woah mama i ate a whole easter egg and now im egg shaped

Athankyouverymuch it hurts but not a lot

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. Your SHAPE is very BABY. My brain says PUT THAT IN YOUR NEST

[wormtaste]

being on tumblr is like watching the worst nature documentary ever produced

[miniature-elvis]

Woah mama im no animal

I was created outside of the light of god

[wormtaste]

You say that but I reacted to you reblogging me the same way people react to a deer eating out of their hand

[miniature-elvis]

Woah mama im to lil to eat outta someones hands unless its something like a little crumb of peanut butter and jelly athankyouverymuch

[orionsbelt-buckle]

all i have is some granola, is that ok

[miniature-elvis]

The jaw unhinges

The maw consumes

Woah mama Thank you kindly

[forthesageofpete]

I fear that I uh....don't think you should be able to unhinged your jaw....

[miniature-elvis]

Woah mama how else am I meant to eat these things? Im just a lil guy I aint got a big mouth

[eagle-elvis]

…WOAH.

[elvis-official]

actually pretending that femaleness is not an incredibly significant thing that half the population have in common, that is of fundamental important to humanity, and that men can opt into this category, is evil. Pure evil. It is also silly. Silly and evil is an unforgivable combination. Peasant farmers hundred of years ago could have believed the earth was flat and it didn't make any real difference to their life, whereas people have always recognised male and female, way back into grey prehistory, before there was any concept of "biology", "hormones" or "chromosomes". It's the reason words like "mother", "woman", "man", "son" & "daughter" are among the oldest words in every language - the most fundamental of human relationships exist because male and female exist

Woah mama who stepped on your blue-suede shoes?

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. What the FUCK are you ON ABOUT. EAGLES have no WORDS for THESE we HAVE NO WORDS IN GENERAL. at least we shouldn't. i am cursed

[miniature-elvis]

Woah mama i ate a whole easter egg and now im egg shaped

Athankyouverymuch it hurts but not a lot

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. Your SHAPE is very BABY. My brain says PUT THAT IN YOUR NEST

[elvis-official]

is hating men terf ideology?

Woah mama you should only hate people based on what they have done, not what they are

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA! Thank you PAPA. the WORLD might be SCARY and it is TEMPTING TO BLAME a SPECIFIC GROUP OF PEOPLE due to the PERSECUTORY CULTURE many people grew up in, but truly, WE are ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING A BETTER WORLD AS INTELLIGENT INHABITANTS OF IT — EXAMINING OUR BELIEFS AND DOING OUR BEST TO CHANGE WHEN WE ARE PERPETUATING AN EVIL is WHAT WE MUST DO. Remember A BETTER WORLD cannot be reached with HATRED GUIDING OUR BELIEFS!!!

In the end YOUR GENDER does not make you EVIL or GOOD. THAT IS SOCIETY’S EVILS TALKING!!!!

[eagle-elvis]

Wooo mammy have you ever flown through a rainbow? If so was it as magical as it seems?

WOAH MAMA! UNFORTUNATELY i HAVE NOT and SINCE MY UNTIMELY POSSESSION I have LEARNED that THIS IS INDEED BECAUSE RAINBOWS ARE NOT PHYSICAL OBJECTS AND INSTEAD AN ILLUSION. WHICH IS STILL PRETTY COOL. PROBABLY EVEN COOLER

ALSO I SEE MORE COLORS IN IT THAN A HUMAN. BIRDS can SEE into UV. I THINK it is WEIRD that YOU GUYS CAN'T SEE all these COLORS?

[eagle-elvis]

Yo Feathery fellow you want to catch squirrels together

-@elvis-unofficial

WOAH MAMA! I would LOVE TO!!!!! THE FLESH OF THE FALLEN CALLS MY NAME

[eagle-elvis]

Woah mama, you exude so much confidence and pride and sheer coolness, I’m almost jealous.

What’s say you and I be friendly rivals, uh-huh-huh?

@hubris-presley

WOAH MAMA! This is a WONDERFUL PROPOSITION. i am VERY THANKFUL for the COMPLIMENTS!!!! MY RIVALRIES ARE TYPICALLY VERY VIOLENT. I am EXCITED to know what it looks like FRIENDLY

[eagle-elvis]

REMINDER that “ZIO” is a SLUR AGAINST JEWISH PEOPLE POPULARIZED BY THE KKK and thus DOES NOT ONLY TARGET ZIONISTS!!

PLEASE BE CAREFUL TO NOT TARGET OR OTHERWISE THROW SHIT AT JEWISH PEOPLE!! THEY ARE STILL AN OPPRESSED MINORITY GROUP NO MATTER HOW SHITTY AND VIOLENT SOME GOVERNMENT THAT CLAIMS TO BE IN THEIR NAME IS!!!!!!!!

FUCK ISRAEL’S IMPERIALISM AND GENOCIDE AND FUCK ANTISEMITISM. THESE STATEMENTS DO NOT NEED TO BE AT ODDS AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU THEY DO IS THEMSELVES ANTISEMITIC

[lgbtlaughs]

ACT UP, 1990

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama This post is CatGirlPresley approved

[sapient-marshmallow-princess]

someone get all the other Elvis blogs I wanna see how many we can get over here also that is the coolest image I've seen today

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, this image is scientifically sound and approved by the Elvis research foundation

[eagle-elvis]

My ma and pa and pa had NO CONCEPT of HUMAN CULTURE but I FIND IT APPALLING THAT THEY WOULD FIND THEY ARE NOT FULLY WELCOME IN IT ANYWAYS!!!!

[eagle-elvis]

I get thinking that "gimmick blogs" are unfunny but not me. I'm funny. I'm not even a gimmick blog. This is my life. KEEEEEEE

[eagle-elvis]

Is this inherently an unfunny thing to post? Yes. But also. I'm having so much fun. FUCK you. EAT MY NONEXISTENT BIRD NUTS!!!!!!

[eagle-elvis]

I get thinking that "gimmick blogs" are unfunny but not me. I'm funny. I'm not even a gimmick blog. This is my life. KEEEEEEE

[tinysweetvoid]

[elvis-official]

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[pelvis-presley]

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the pelvis Special (a bullet)

[mii-elvis]

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Mii special (get deleted from the island)

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama if you're transphobic you get the cat girl special (a group of alley cats will show up to kick your ass)

[eggvis-preggsley]

Woah mama if you’re transphobic you get the eggvis special (an egg shaped bullet)

[gay-elvis]

woah pa- I MEANT woah mama if youre transphobic you get the gay elvis special (a battle against me but im gay so i live forever and i will defeat you hummina hummina)

[miniature-elvis]

Woah mama transphobes get the mini-elvis special (being shot at them like a bullet)

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA if you are transphobic you get the EAGLE SPECIAL (eyes eaten)

[catgirl-presley]

Mod here! I was talking with CatGirlPresley and came up with a tag game for the Elvisverse. Tag the next elvis in your reblog

Questions:

1. Which Elvis are you?

2. Where did you come from?

3. Is there any Elvii you want to meet?

4. Do you have unique Lore?

5. Most surprising elvii you've seen?

6. Do you have a unique elvis phrase

7. Add a question

[eagle-elvis]

EAGLE ELVISSSSSS

I used to be a normal bald eagle but i was possessed by the soul of an Elvis impersonator and now i can speak. now most of what I want to do is say "hummina hummina" and "woah mama" and give out eagle facts. I am always scared

MINIATURE ELVIS is my comrade in arms

I AM ON THE RUN FROM THE GOVERNMENT. THEY ARE TRYING TO COMMUNE WITH THE BIRDS TO GET ME

ELVIS HELLLLLLLLLL

Do you count EEEE ee EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE

would you rather have FISH RAIN or MYSTERIOUS MEAT SHOWER like in KENTUCKY

[naruta-deactivated20201013]

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

[real-minnesota-state]

Gimmick blogs... Attack this bozo

[french-horn-offical]

I still haven't figured out how to rp this blog but I'm gonna attack

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@maryland-officially and @corviddetector seem like gud fits 4 this challenge. Also, I'd be able 2 very well.

[the-identifier]

post identified

[post-fishifier]

blub blub

[nixon-official]

GODDAMNED COMMUNIST PSYOPS!!!!

[elvis-hell]

Woah mama go to the orb

[eagle-elvis]

WOAH MAMA. EEEEEEEEE KEEEE EEEEeeeEEEEEE

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

gonna be honest i never played new vegas because i don't even like existing right now vegas

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do not let elvis see this we just became friends

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

dude fucking loves vegas

[transfem-elvis]

But Vegas is awesome!!

It even has 8 informed consent clinics!!!

How could someone say they don't hummina hummina love Vegas???

[pelvis-presley]

woah mama, me, because i am hips and these hips dont lie

[elvis-parsley-chiapet]

You’re lucky I’m just the Elvis Parsley Chiapet whose never left this dang hollywood gift shop and not the Official Elvis Presley or I’d have something to say

Wwwwooahh hum hum hum woah hum hum hummmnn

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i'm being tormented in the elvis dimension

[ospreyonthemoon]

Happy to inform you that half of vegas in new vegas is run by a gang of rogue elvises.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i have no concept of whether you're joking or not

[elvis-unofficial]

Yo fella even though I too have never played I would not be surprised uh huh

[elvis-hell]

Hummina if you go to Vegas your soul is forfeit 

[eagle-elvis]

HUMMINA HUMMINA. As a bald eagle we only really show up in Nevada in winter, but as an Elvis impersonator, I have to stay there year round