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Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

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T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

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The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

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We all have a little bit of Britney in us.

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PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP AGREEMENT

the only way to ensure your friend doesn’t try to break out of the friend zone. have them sign this.

I, ____(name)_____, hereby understand that I am NOTHING MORE than a PLATONIC friend to ___(name)___. by signing this form I am stating that I completely and 100% understand that I am not the boyfriend/girlfriend of __(previous name)__. I will not invite myself to stay with them, I will listen when they say they want me to leave and furthermore I will not fight with __(previous name)__ about their whereabouts, people they are with, or activities they choose to do with or without me.

X_________________