NOMADIC SPACE RAPTOR

Hi, im Hatu, and im a fluffy space raptor! He/Him/His Also I'm apparently Overwatch Agent 28 and Talon Agent 79. I have no idea what that means. Location: ??? Status: Normal. M!A: None. (( Indie Starbound/Avali OC. Avali belong to RyuujinZERO! )) { Sidebar/Icon by a friend, my use only. }

[robodoption-blog]

8T But I’m curious now. You can’t just tell a tech junkie that you’ve got some cool, different tech, and then tell them you’re not gonna talk to them about it. That’s just unfair.

Okay, I lied, we are far from perfect. We at least get the job done, though. Galra are this alien race that’s been working on taking over the universe for the last ten thousand years.

What? I like bugs. Praying mantis are my favorite.

[eancreiche]

I never said that. I said it was finicky, and because it is the technology of a species you have never met before now, it is likely you do not know how to fix it. Since im tired of fucking with it, i dont feel like talking about it anymore, and have tried to drop this topic multiple times now.

Im sure you do your best. As long as it works, right? Oh. Well they can just go fuck right off. That isnt cool.

Bugs are weird. Literally the only human animal that makes sense to me is jellyfish.

[robodoption-blog]

I know, but I’m probably more help than you realize.

…sure. Yeah. Our best is pretty damn good, though. Ask the Galra.

An insect? Six-legged exoskeletal creatures that vary in size from microscopic to the size of someone’s head.

[eancreiche]

Just drop it already.

Nowhere near perfect if you had all been raised together, but ill take your word for it.  I have no idea what Galra are.

Oh, those things. Ew.

[robodoption-blog]

8T

Well…no. And I guess we didn’t start out as the best of friends. But we worked it out, for the most part. We work pretty well as a team–by the way, the word is “teamwork”–and the result is a loooot of blasted enemy alien ships.

Ohhhh. It’s mainly the eyes that made me think “bug”. Still cute.

[eancreiche]

I am being honest.

Ah, so you are a human pack who does their best. 

I am not sure what a bug is off the top of my head but thank you for thinking i cam cute.

[robodoption-blog]

I know, I’m just saying it’s not a totally lost cause. I’m pretty good at figuring out any technology. Galran, Altean, Earth…I even built my own equipment and modified the Castle’s pods, thwarted a Galran takeover by remotely overloading the power supply and took one of their camera drones and reprogrammed it in seconds. So I figure, if you have a question, it’s more than likely I’ll be able to answer.

Well, I guess we are, because we’re not a pack, we’re a pride. Haha yourself!

…Feathery bug dragon? Is that you? That’s so cute! …Unless it’s offensive for me to call you cute.

[eancreiche]

...my point is that unless you are experienced with the tech, i probably wont be asking you anything about it.

Tell me, were you raised alongside each other? Or just you all just happen to run into each other? Because the latter is what tends to happen to aliens, which results in poor pack... whats the word. Cooperation?

Imagine a human velociraptor with a lot of feathers. And four ears. That is more like me. I am not like a bug in the slightest.

[stressedoutbirb-deactivated2017]

Unfortunately no, but i have my theories.

[eancreiche]

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Oh well. Thank for answering what you could!

[robodoption-blog]

I’m a fast learner. I managed to learn the mechanics of the Castle pretty easily, and Altean technology–the tech it was built with–isn’t anything like Earth’s.

Okay, that makes sense. And you haven’t seen us in battle, so I wouldn’t say we’re not a perfect pack. Not just yet. Oh, yeah? What kind of creature are you? Humanoid?

[eancreiche]

Okay. And? Avali tech could be vastly different. Just because you managed to figure out one species technology doesnt mean youll be able to figure them all out.

Since you are not Avali, i would guess that youre probably a terrible pack. Haha!

No. Not at all. Avali look like this: 

[robodoption-blog]

Nope. Altean, Arusian, Balmeran, Earthling, that’s about it. If we’re talking planet peoples, I mean.

Well, I mean, on my planet, “pack” is specifically for canids? I think? I’d only ever heard it used for wolves and dogs, anyway. We have lions, so we’re a pride. But, yeah, I guess we could be a pack.

[eancreiche]

Then you may not be much help. I dont know how different Avali and human technology is at this point.

You are a group of people who work and fight together. You are a pack. Granted, you are probably not a perfect pack if you are not Avali, but still. I am not a dog or a lion!

[robodoption-blog]

I’m pretty good at tech and stuff, too, so maybe if you need advice on something you can ask me? Of course you’d have to be pretty okay at it too, but it’s nice to have more than one head thinking about it, in my experience.

…Ew. But yes, sort of. We’re more of a team? Or, actually, I guess we could be considered a pride.

Wow. Freaking jerks.

[eancreiche]

Have you ever heard of an Avali?

Cloaca, dick, butt, whatever i say its gonna sound gross. ...So youre a pack.

Mm.

[robodoption-blog]

Then…maybe it needs a modification?

She’s the princess of a planet that got destroyed, so she and her captain of the guard are the only survivors. I guess you could say she’s kind of my leader, too? Well, more of my leader’s leader.

Ah. So it’s exactly how it sounds. Maybe you accidentally stepped on one of their phones.

[eancreiche]

Maybe thats it. Ill have to figure it out; thank you for the suggestion.

Well, that sucks cloaca. So shes the leader of your pack?

Well that is a very simplified version. To be honest, im starting to forget the whole deal with them, since they ran me off my home planet, where they were stationed.

[robodoption-blog]

Oh, that makes sense. Sounds like your teleporter could use some repairs, though. Maybe if you’re on a planet we’re heading toward, I can convince Allura to let me help you out. (It most likely won’t take much convincing.)

The…tech cult?

[eancreiche]

I honestly just think it’s the way it was made... ive done everything in my power to fix it! 

Who is Allura?

Its difficult to explain, so i am just going to say they REALLY like technology.

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[eancreiche]

Did they kill you too? I am very grateful for respawn tech.

[stressedoutbirb-deactivated2017]

No, but it was really close, now my face is…horrible.

[eancreiche]

Oh, gosh, im sorry to hear that. At least you came out on top in the end!

[stressedoutbirb-deactivated2017]

Yeah, atleast that!

[eancreiche]

Hehe! :)

So, uh, what goes on in Talon? Is it like the human police force, or military?? The same question goes for Overwatch!

[stressedoutbirb-deactivated2017]

Talon seem to be military, in a way. But i’m not sure about Overwatch, haven’t been on their base yet!

[eancreiche]

Ooh, okay! That is very interesting. I am excited to learn about Talon, then!

Hehe. I hope we find out soon... oh! Do you at least know why they seem to hate each other?

[eancreiche]

Did they kill you too? I am very grateful for respawn tech.

[stressedoutbirb-deactivated2017]

No, but it was really close, now my face is…horrible.

[eancreiche]

Oh, gosh, im sorry to hear that. At least you came out on top in the end!

[stressedoutbirb-deactivated2017]

Yeah, atleast that!

[eancreiche]

Hehe! :)

So, uh, what goes on in Talon? Is it like the human police force, or military?? The same question goes for Overwatch!

[eancreiche]

Did they kill you too? I am very grateful for respawn tech.

[stressedoutbirb-deactivated2017]

No, but it was really close, now my face is…horrible.

[eancreiche]

Oh, gosh, im sorry to hear that. At least you came out on top in the end!

[eancreiche]

Hello! Welcome to Talon! I'm Agent 18, but everyone just calls me Hawk. I'mtrainer and job assigner. Mind telling me any special skills or talents you have? (Agent18)

Oh, hello then, Mr. Hawk!

Hmmm… I have very good hearing, and i am very small and quick. But conditions that are comfortable to humans are dangerous to me, and i am blind on most planets. Does that help?

[talonagent18-blog]

Hmmm.. I wonder if we could get you a special uniform made so you could be around us. Your good at hearing which helps often… maybe assigning you to stealth mission?

[eancreiche]

You guys will probably need a translator as well, seeing as the only reason i am able to talk to you right now is because i have set my translator implant to post my text in human English.

I may be able to craft a hard suit myself!

[talonagent18-blog]

Hard suit? Never heard of it. And yeah nice point on the translator!

[eancreiche]

I will see if i can buy translators in bulk.

It is a special suit Avali use to withstand temperature and gravity differences. I believe our gravity is higher than yours, and my core body temperature is... -30 celsius. It is important i use one if im apparently going to be around a lot of you!

[lumininja]

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