Tales of Quality

A comic of misadventures staring Zim, his slightly fed up housemate Jimmy and a variety of friends.

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76. Love is Loaf

People may judge me, say it’s unnatural and demand to protect their children from my lifestyle. But no one can deny I eat bread.

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75. Mature Response

It’s very important in life to handle disappointment with grace and dignity. Whatever those are, I have no idea!

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74. Decked by the Halls

Putting up decorations every year is kind of fun...but so is looking at all the boxes on the floor in my living room for like 13 days before I do anything with them.

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73. A Foul Admonition

The back road of my street is rather forgotten by the council and we have a dog fouling epidemic. My neighbors kids, who are about 8, have insisted on installing turrets that shoot the owners who don’t clean up after their dogs. Not the dogs, just the owners. I’m fully on board.

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72. 10 Years in the Making I wish I could say this didn’t happen every day regularly, but we’re still pretty upset.

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71. Fine Diners I can’t think of any better men in my life.

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70. Waste Not, Waste NOT And let it win?

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69. Rival Eternal Nothing like a bit of a standing rivalry to bring you closer to decapitating the other. Enjoy ~ https://sailorjimmy.tumblr.com/

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68. Courage If you believe in yourself nothing can stop you, you’re never alone and the future is there for the taking. Even if you don’t think anyone else does, I believe in you.

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67. The Customer Is Always Right I love Nintendo so much. I’m not re-using a joke. You’re re-using a joke!

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66. False Advertising  Beware the industries lies!

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65. Murder Weapon Twiglet Princess was a real eye opener. 

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64. Financial Security ...Or I could have used the money to buy loads of drugs instead. I'm so sensible!

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63. Goodbye Despair  I'll be there for you, I'll be right by your side, till the end of time. 

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62. Bacon Man Based on real life events

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61. Major Investor Sometimes you don't know how much someone will miss you until you leave.

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60. Half Empty This is a national plague that should be addressed.