ZIM

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN PIG SMELLIES. I AM ZIM, A NORMAL HUMAN EARTH BOY.

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What’s ur opinion on Fortnite 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

GIR KEEPS ASKING FOR “FREDDY FAZ BEAR” TO BE ADDED TO “FORT NIGHT”. I THINK HE IS A “ CHUD ” . WHATEVER THAT MEANS. HE SCREAMS IT YOUNG EARTH PIG SMELLIES WHEN THEY TRY TO PET HIM

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ZIM DAY

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hey man how's it going

HORRIBLY! THIS PLANET IS AS AWFUL AS EVER!!!!!!!!!

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ZIM HAS BEEN SEEING SOME PARTICULARLY EVIL HUMANS LATELY… BACK OFF! DESTROYING THIS REVOLTING PLANET AND WIPING OUT THE HUMAN RACE IS MY JOB, NOT YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST ASKING FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Z

THAT IS THE FIRST LETTER OF MY GLORIOUS NAME! KEEP GOING, PIG SMELL… YOU’RE ALMOST THERE.

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Z

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SWAGGER REAL!?

ZIM HAS MUCH OF ‘ THE SWAG ’ !!!!

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SWAGGER ZIM HARDLY KNOWS HER

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"LGBZ"

Eh, a bit confused but you got the spirit. :)

ZIM IS NEVER CONFUSED

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LGBZ (LORD GREAT BRILLIANT ZIM)

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happy april fools day zim!!! have fun trying to avoid getting booped by gir ^w^

DON’T MENTION THAT DAY TO ME EVER AGAIN. NOT AFTER THE ONE I’VE JUST HAD.

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let us in zim. let the bapping paws into your blog.

GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ZIM DAY

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IT IS ZIM DAY TOMORROW ON THIS FILTHY PLANET

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I bet you can't beat ME in Mario kart. Square up

LIES!!!!!!!!!!! ZIM COULD BEAT YOU ONE HUNDRED TIMES OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HI ZIM! I'M A BIG FAN FROM BRAZIL, GIVE YOUR FANS A SALUTATION!!

‘ BRAZIL ’ ?! ZIM IS NOWHERE NEAR THIS… ‘ BRAZIL ’ !!!!!!!!!!!

HMM…YES…YES!!!!!!!!!!! MY TAKEOVER BEGINS WITH…FANS!!!!!!!! ADORING FANS!!!!!!!!! ALL OVER THIS HIDEOUS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND OF COURSE BY TAKEOVER, I MEAN…EH…A NORMAL ONE, BY A NORMAL BOY.

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I bet you can’t beat Dib in Mario Kart

EH?! I CAN BEAT THAT UGLY DROOLING MONKEY BOY IN ANYTHING…ANYTHIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THIS… ‘ MARIOS KART ’ . WHO IS MARIO?! WHY DOES HE HAVE A KART?!?! WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE A KART?!?!?! TELL ZIM!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ZIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thanks for all snacks. I take all of them. Your dog allowed me. Thanks

YOU WILL BE BOILED