H.J. Easterman.

Will you be my how high?

[eastern-man]

Stupid roleplay idk making tumbler account for the first time lol

[moses-scarfiotti]

your stupid bold doctor makeS us generate AI fukin pictures 😡😡 Instead of buying from artists👋👋👋

HELOOOOOO???

What do you have there five-figure sum per HOUR!!!????!???!

[eastern-man]

You don't do any work! It's more profitable for me to buy a Gemini subscription than to support all of you. You should be thanking me for not kicking you out in disgrace yet! I'll probably do that soon.

And instead of me, Grok will scold you.

[moses-scarfiotti]

Are you even planning on quitting drinking? I'll cut your pay. Even half-dead Clyde is more useful than you.

Ohhh, just cry, wha wauld you do withaut me?

[eastern-man]

I could live a normal life without you.

[eastern-man]

Template for an apology to me:

Dear Dr. Hendrik Joliet Easterman,

I, [your full name], offer you my deepest and most sincere apologies. I ask you to forgive me for the numerous insults, for making you lose your temper and causing unjustified anger. I am very sorry and sincerely regret my behavior. I am ashamed of my words and actions that could hurt the dignity of the great owner. I realized that I was wrong and I will continue to try to prevent this from happening. Please accept my apologies. I'm sorry.

With the deepest respect and remorse,

[your full name]

[abradleyavellanos]

pleeeaseeee, i neeed youu 😢😢

Go play with Clyde today.I'm tired of throwing him a slobbery toy over and over again..

[moses-scarfiotti]

okeu 😢...

[abradleyavellanos]

I love when someone else does my job.

[moses-scarfiotti]

And last night you did all the work for me 💕💕💕💕

[abradleyavellanos]

It's not my problem that you see pink elephants and me in your intoxicated hallucinations.

[moses-scarfiotti]

We were recording on that video camera! You were very good, even a jackhammer couldn't compare to you.

[abradleyavellanos]

Haha,I've seen this one.... But if you rub your eyes nicely...You'll see what this cute rack really belongs to @eastern-man

[eastern-man]

You guys are creepy af.

[eastern-man]

It's incredibly hot in my office. Someone bring me a fan!

[eastern-man]

Please, play with Clyde.I can't take it anymore..He got my skirt dirty and ruined my manicure.It's YOUR pet and it's YOUR responsibility take care of them.

Clyde is his own man, even if he's barely conscious. Your problems are your own, stop whining. Stop distracting me with such insignificant things.

Although... I really need to play with him.

[eastern-man]

Wha are you doing anyway?!

I'm doing my job and what's best for Sinyala! If you need an explanation, then you don't need one.

[eastern-man]

I had to sponsor Clyde Perry's stitching. I hope they did a good job, otherwise I'll have to use them all as the trials environment.