✌rice✌

Cheeks r lit

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[catscenter]

[communistbussy]

same energy

[communistbussy]

I forgot about this one too

[realest-asami-requiem]

the four horsemen

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[spookylass]

can you draw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but with more feeling?

[hotboyproblems]

[kristian-do]

my i x trauma: i’m kiddin.

[kristian-do]

Don’t Wanna Cry™ since 2015.

[cheolshu]

angry bird boo

[wonnhao]

is mingyu ok 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[1010ll]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bizsv81BrHS/?

[bang]

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

me

[pussylipgloss]

$2.48

[glazecake]

rikachanhonpo on ig

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[ryvko]