[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[duvete-deactivated20210206]

[realanimetraining]

Happy Piccolo Day!!

[jaxblade]

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

[bonesofyarn]

[barjonabombers]

[c3po]

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan now what’s up with that

[joshmuratori]

[nifteacoffee]

Shrek up in tha house!

@therealjacksepticeye

[kekotelli]

[insight-jd]

HOW THE FUCK 

[ambris]

That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.

[mr-prism]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you

[goddammitleah]

but how did you…

[aisipex]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ncrtandi]

[emmiewlw]

Gabe in episode 2: Javi this guy’s crazy. Shoot him!

Gabe in episode 4: Life is precious? Then how come you shot Conrad?

Javi:

[tamamita]

Tooooruuu

[bevsi]

anyone else remember these books and the obvious repressed crush Jamie had on Angeline

[celestialmixtape]

shirogane

[mayacreamnose]

for those of you wondering how big the birds in hatoful boyfriend are supposed to be

they’re big boys

[supersecretsciencebrosclub-deac]

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.

[madelezabeth]

(i did not feel like formatting this so its long sorry) based on this tweet whoops

{My Twitter}

[shittydad]

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

[businessofwomen]

I’m so here for “vain” girls. Girls who dab at their waterline because crying could mess up their make up. Girls who spend a lot of time looking in the mirror. Girls who worry about breaking their nails. Girls who worry if they don’t have exfoliating wash or lotion for a day. Girls who contour and girls who do face masks and girls who worry about missing a spot shaving and girls who get their eyebrows done. You’re capable of caring a lot about your appearance and other things, and caring a lot about your appearance does not make you bad, or shallow, or less deserving of respect.

[twibbley]

- KEITH, COME ON! A LITTLE DEATH NEVER KILLED ANYBODY klance “Welcome to Hell” crossover :)