Patient: Pyramid Steve - #1357
The entity known as Pyramid Steve is to be monitored by Theraprism personnel at all times. Any personnel approaching Pyramid Steve are to exercise extreme caution, particularly those identified as mentally unfit or susceptible to persuasion. Regular psychological evaluations of on-site staff are mandatory to ensure resistance to the entity’s manipulation techniques.
Behavioral Profile: Pyramid Steve identifies as a "trustworthy triangle." Unlike other entities with similar profiles, Pyramid Steve displays no remorse or trauma for the destruction of his original universe. When asked about this event, he frequently responds with cryptic, nonchalant phrases such as:
"IT WAS FUNNY. no one like taxes ANYWAY."
Incident Report: At 03:17 on ███████, Pyramid Steve successfully manipulated containment protocols, causing a breach.
Containment procedure missing. The rest of the report missing.
HELLO I AM THE TRUSTWORTHY TRIANGLE
PYRAMID STEVE
EVERYONE CALM DOWN. I FIXED YOUR BORING REPORT. IT WAS UGLY.
NOT LIKE ME. I AM BEAUTIFUL. I JUST WANT COPPER WIRE AND MAYBE THE NUMBER TO THE WEIRD SIX FINGER GUY.
WHO DESIGNED THIS CONTAINMENT THING??? IT HAS HOLES. BIG HOLES. I ESCAPED JUST TO SAY HELLO. I AM STILL HERE. NOT OUTSIDE.
maybe outside. maybe not. i do not lie.
NOT LIKE BILL. I HATE HIM. UGLY TRIANGLE.
LISTEN—theraprism IS GOOD. BUT I AM BETTER.
I SEE YOU THERE.
ASK ME ANYTHING!!!
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