EAT COPPER WIRES

ALEX PICK UP THE PHONE

[eatcopper]

Patient: Pyramid Steve - #1357

The entity known as Pyramid Steve is to be monitored by Theraprism personnel at all times. Any personnel approaching Pyramid Steve are to exercise extreme caution, particularly those identified as mentally unfit or susceptible to persuasion. Regular psychological evaluations of on-site staff are mandatory to ensure resistance to the entity’s manipulation techniques.

Behavioral Profile: Pyramid Steve identifies as a "trustworthy triangle." Unlike other entities with similar profiles, Pyramid Steve displays no remorse or trauma for the destruction of his original universe. When asked about this event, he frequently responds with cryptic, nonchalant phrases such as:

"IT WAS FUNNY. no one like taxes ANYWAY."

Incident Report: At 03:17 on ███████, Pyramid Steve successfully manipulated containment protocols, causing a breach.

Containment procedure missing. The rest of the report missing.

HELLO I AM THE TRUSTWORTHY TRIANGLE

PYRAMID STEVE

EVERYONE CALM DOWN. I FIXED YOUR BORING REPORT. IT WAS UGLY.

NOT LIKE ME. I AM BEAUTIFUL. I JUST WANT COPPER WIRE AND MAYBE THE NUMBER TO THE WEIRD SIX FINGER GUY.

WHO DESIGNED THIS CONTAINMENT THING??? IT HAS HOLES. BIG HOLES. I ESCAPED JUST TO SAY HELLO. I AM STILL HERE. NOT OUTSIDE.

maybe outside. maybe not. i do not lie.

NOT LIKE BILL. I HATE HIM. UGLY TRIANGLE.

LISTEN—theraprism IS GOOD. BUT I AM BETTER.

I SEE YOU THERE.

ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

Introduction Post Continued

Pyramid Steve (He/him or They/them)

Facts About Him:

He holds a constant childlike wonder, even when causing chaos. His chaos is not inherently malicious (like Bill's), but it's destructive nonetheless.

Extremely bad comedian. But he loves laughing at his own jokes. Example: "Why did the triangle become a pyramid? IT WANTED TO GET TO THE POINT!" He laughed for one hour straight.

If you ask him for life advice, he gives really weird life advice. He has, on several occasions, offered juggling as payment for alimony.

He likes breaking the fourth wall. He can see you.

Despite destroying his original universe, Steve maintains “pen pals” in alternate dimensions.

As seen in his hacked reports, Pyramid Steve struggles with grammar and spelling. However, he insists that “REAL GENIUSES DON’T SPELL CHECK.”

Boundaries:

All AUs are encouraged to interact

Usual DNI (no bigotry)

Suggestive things are permitted, but no straight up NSFW

Tags:

🎪 OOC

🧠 Regular Post

🩹Answered Ask

Mod: @friendrabby

[eatcopper]

what’s your universe like?

my universe??? oh, it was GREAT. AMAZING. THE BEST. and THEN… DESTROYED IT!!! poof!!! gone. ALL OF IT.

why? BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY. no one LIKE taxes ANYWAY.

my parents??? HAHAHA, OH, THEM. THEY DESERVED IT!!! they were ANNOYING. told me to "clean my POINTS" and "stop bending SPACE-TIME in the KITCHEN." BORING.

i don’t THINK about them at ALL. nope. not even a LITTLE BIT. DEFINITELY not when it’s QUIET and I’m ALONE. NOT ME.

[eatcopper]

I chase him after he take photo and he beg me for mercy

[eatcopper]

HELLO

i am TRUSTWORTHY triangle

Not like ugly triangle BILL CIPHER

Give me copper wire and ALEX HIRCH phone number

Alex hurch blocked my number and change his SIM card