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You're all gonna regret it when the plants rise up. It's the silent genocide they can't even speak, so they are ignored. Plants can think and feel; they feel it when you cut them, when you boil them. They do nothing but give us life and air, but we torture them. They have no mouths, and they must scream, but no ones writing a horror story about THAT. We can do photosynthesis, but they don't teach you that in high school. Look around, get a grip.
Wow, this politics is so much! I feel enlightened! Screww that bad guy, we're gonna win! Who's with me, right guys? Embryo. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
People be like: "You need to wake up to the reality of the political world"
Bitch there aint nothing worth seeing out there.
I still think of that old town. It's emptiness and outdated character. How it's churches loom like unfulfilled prophecies. How the snow falls not gracefully but falls like the dying finding peace. There are no struggles there because everyone has given up. There is no more desire but there is no more suffering. It's the place for waiting. There is nothing else. The leaves have fallen, the chicks are grown, everything has been revealed but nothing has been completed yet. There is no tomorrow only a single second that feels like infinity. It's full of people who are, have had and are waiting to take their final breath. The winter will come but so will spring. This is no metaphor by the way. It's very real and it's always a couple of miles down the road.
How to stopping a low level noob and become a high sigma corporate cheese lord in ten easy steps:
Always remind your coworkers about their childhood trauma (this will motivate them).
Gaslight your boss into feeling bad for you.
Always celebrate pride month with people who only act gay during February.
Remind them how good of a band radio head is constantly (you are unique and special for liking them).
Always try a little harder then that adam guy (do 10% percent better than him everyday)
Serve decedents to the eldritch monsters that hide in the highest levels of your businesses chain of command.
Use at least ten buzzwords in every conversation
Make adam feel bad about being a man and how his ancestor oppressed women for years.
Never capitalize adams name.
Make every second count because time won't stop and you'll only get older. Soon you will be so old you will be useless and then your coworkers will become tired of you. They will ask you why you move so slow and they'll tell you they don't care about your silly knee pain. Eventually a year before you retire you'll be suddenly fired by the company and no one else will want to hire you because your teeth are falling out and you smell like you eat oat meal constantly. They will make fun of you for being senile and creepy because old people are creepy when they are old and still in the workforce. I don't agree with this (I almost don't qualify as a person and barely deserve rights) I'm just saying this is the way it is.
Don't worry it'll all be worth it when you finally save enough money to go to a place that looks like a beach but really is just a large lake. Then you will get to walk into the sea and get taken by the dolphins to dolphin land where they oil you up and stick you in a freezer. Then you'll meet adams parents.
I apologize for my sarcasm. It was poorly thought out and unnecessary. Your miniature air plane collection is very cool actually. I'm just jealous I don't get the same amount of joy out of such trivial things as you. Please show me more pointless things that make you very happy. I have decided I'm not going to be a scrooge any more.
Choose life. Choose a pile of cheese under your neighbors doorway. Choose walking to 7/11 in the snow. Choose waking up and dancing to flamboyant indie music. Choose not talking to your strange friend back in your home town for a decade then lovebombing them for a week and leaving without warning. Choose sneaking into a homeless shelter and vaguely threatening them. Choose drinking monster instead of eating. But why that? I choose rotting in bed all day. For what reason? Who needs reason when it's so easy to do nothing.
I'm not speaking any more, blinking only. so if you see me you'll know what's up
Trust me I live the right way, I don't have any problems because I'm not human. I wake up exactly at the right time everyday, I don't even need to sleep I just run out of things to do. You see, why you have problems is just because you are wrong. Your thought processes are wrong, your personality is wrong and honestly if you just stopped being a bad person you would fix all your problems. If you have a problem; just stop. It's that easy. Your just being dramatic. Really there is no reason to go to a therapist because you can just ask yourself "did I choose this?'" and the answer is always yes. So just choose to stop. You don't need to say anything honestly because you know what to do. If I ever get angry I just stop because that is bad and it is that easy. Your feelings are just a malfunction and serve no purpose because humanity is inherently irrational and by extension you are too.