How to stopping a low level noob and become a high sigma corporate cheese lord in ten easy steps:
Always remind your coworkers about their childhood trauma (this will motivate them).
Gaslight your boss into feeling bad for you.
Always celebrate pride month with people who only act gay during February.
Remind them how good of a band radio head is constantly (you are unique and special for liking them).
Always try a little harder then that adam guy (do 10% percent better than him everyday)
Serve decedents to the eldritch monsters that hide in the highest levels of your businesses chain of command.
Use at least ten buzzwords in every conversation
Make adam feel bad about being a man and how his ancestor oppressed women for years.
Never capitalize adams name.
Make every second count because time won't stop and you'll only get older. Soon you will be so old you will be useless and then your coworkers will become tired of you. They will ask you why you move so slow and they'll tell you they don't care about your silly knee pain. Eventually a year before you retire you'll be suddenly fired by the company and no one else will want to hire you because your teeth are falling out and you smell like you eat oat meal constantly. They will make fun of you for being senile and creepy because old people are creepy when they are old and still in the workforce. I don't agree with this (I almost don't qualify as a person and barely deserve rights) I'm just saying this is the way it is.
Don't worry it'll all be worth it when you finally save enough money to go to a place that looks like a beach but really is just a large lake. Then you will get to walk into the sea and get taken by the dolphins to dolphin land where they oil you up and stick you in a freezer. Then you'll meet adams parents.