Eatkin

I'm here to post ironic sprite comics and drink tea, and I'm all out of tea. You can look at my website if you want to for some reason https://eatkin.neocities.org/

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Pea Games

Bean the Dynamite and someone from a Pokemon game are playing pea games. Plankton tries to stop them but he can't because he dies of super soup poisoning.

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Good news, I'm back after a long period of being depressed and making nothing to bring all my adoring fans who definitely aren't all bot accounts a new comic. It was undoubtably worth the wait.

Gear Gringers

Gear Gringers is a game about gringing gears. It is a very good game and you should play it. Spyro the Dragon is a dragon and he is also a spy. Peter Griffin is a griffin.

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Disco Chicken Visits the Disco

Disco Chicken is a chicken and he likes disco. He goes to the disco and dances. Wallace from Wallace and Gromit is there. Rayman is bad at dancing so he is executed.

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Garfield Has a Zany Existential Crisis and Dies and Goes to Hell and Gets Eaten by a Demon and Dies Again and

Life is not pain it is lasagne and lasagne is pain but also life and not forgetting lasagne which is also life and pain

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Batman Giraffe and the Mystery of the Missing Giraffe Suit

Batman is on a giraffe mission but he can't find his giraffe suit. He is also a giraffe.

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Fry Day

Mario's head from Mario Teaches Typing 2 tries to kill Bowser but Somersault Guy from Impossible Mission for the Commodore 64 stops him.

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Drunk Bush and the Mystery of the Missing Beer

A drunk George Bush is trying to find his beer but it's missing. He is very sad. Birdo is also there. She is also very sad.

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Commander Keen 3 Keen Must Die True Ending

The Vorticons are dead and Commander Keen is happy. He is also a bit sad because he killed them.

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Inspected Gadget and Kuzco the Emperor's New Groove Ride a Rollercoaster

Inspected Gadget and Kuzco the Emperor's New Groove ride a rollercoaster and they DO NOT die. They are both very happy.

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Hewligg Urobokkle and the Mysterious Case of the Missing Pencil

Hewligg Urobokkle is a detective and he's trying to find a pencil but he can't find it because it's missing.

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Mario and Luigi Drink England Juice

I'm here to make ironic sprite comics and drink England juice, and I'm all out of England juice.

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Guybrush Threepwood and the Ordinary Rubber Chicken With a Pulley in the Middle of Th eK

Guybrush Threepwood finds a perfectly normal rurbber chicken with a pulley in the middle. OR DOES HE? (He does.) Oh, and there's a monkey. And a pirate. named LeChuck. And a ghost. nee nee noo noo

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Alex Kidd drives a car and it's whacky and wheelie.

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Gotta Grow Pasta

Knuckles the Echidna tries to punch Sonic but it doesn't work because he's too fast, so he grows pasta.

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Sonic the Hedgehog in Chilli Dog Zone

Sonic the Hedgehog tells Commander Keen to have a chilli dog but finds out he doesn't know what they are, so they go to Chilli Dog Zone.