F O O D E H

I'm a hoplophile living in Bibb County, GA. My hobbies include: Hunting, Nature, Taxidermy. And being dead. Hello.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

🚨OUT OF CHARACTER POST.🚨

🥩---WELCOME!----🥩

This is an active ask/in character blog for Danny St. John. (Rated 17+)

Asks will always be answered (though Danny may get bored of things not pertaining to him) I recommend giving genuine questions you may have regarding the St. John's, even small and simple ones. My answers will typically be 100% as accurate as possible with minimal headcanons, so have fun with it!

Remember:

Avoid the "likes" portion of this account if you are squeamish.

I do not like Danny as a person at all whatsoever. I don't condone, romanticize, excuse, or shrug off his actions. I enjoy him and his family at a writing standpoint, as well as a humor standpoint. It's fun to mock him and parody him, and it's fun to explore him and his family with other people. This is why this blog was started. By all means, Danny is a horrible disgusting person, and should not be looked up to or identified with by ANYONE.

P*doph*lic asks will not be answered! I refuse to respond in character to someone attempting to get Danny to creep on them or on any other minor for that manner, even if it's all fictional.

I don't want my art reposted on any social media, including 3D work. Memes are free game as long as they aren't watermarked or claimed falsely. (AKA you don't HAVE to give credit, but don't claim credit yourself, capeesh?)

Danny is fictional. I am not Danny. Nothing he says, posts about, or likes reflects on my own opinions and beliefs. None of this account has any of my own personalization in it. I've set it up to reflect Danny and Danny alone. Fully characterized and ready for analyzing. Unless stated otherwise, everything should be taken as in character. This goes for comments, reposts, and likes as well! This is DANNY'S account after all.

Everyone is allowed to be uncomfortable with something, even just a single character. No one is in the wrong for holding and following their own morals, or just having an unpleasant response to something they see. You're completely valid if you don't like this blog and anything that has to do with the character it personifies.

My DMs are open to anyone with OOC questions, comments, or concerns. DMS will always be OOC.//

[guroboy2007]

why is the hoplophilia tag all 'hold a gun to my head and threaten to kill me' like yeah thats awesome and all big fan but where are the bitches who love to FUCK GUNS where are the hoes who JERK OFF to videos of guns being reloaded and shot and shown off

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

Its nice to see this blog so active again!!! We missed you so much!! What made you decide to be so active? What's new!? Owo I fully see this blog as canon

You're gonna butter me up. Shucks..

Sometimes I get busy. Sometimes I don't. Guess I've just been having some lazy days so I go on here.

Some people like me more on here than in my house. Sometimes. Not all the time.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

Hello!

How do you find some of those posts you like? Some of them don’t seem to have the hash tag things. Unless I’m seeing them wrong?

Thank you for your time!

Hello.

I like looking for food posts and taxidermy and gun posts to be inspired or see what people that like what I like are doin and get connected. Paintings I kinda wanna buy or come back and look at cus it made me smile or I thought it was cool. I like the woods and I like birds and I like sweet sweet angels and.. y'know.. hehe.

When I'm bored I look at my 'for you'-s. N the site shows me even more stuff I would like. So I like that stuff. And sometimes, I just see one person posting a lot of stuff I like so I give them blogs a visit and I have even more stuff to come back to.

Hope I could help you some. Have a good one.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

Do you think your family actually understands you?

Noooo. Noo no no no. God bless em. No they don't. Nope. Never will. I'm just the fuck up moron idiot child boy forever. Don't pay me no mind.

Maybe they're scared to think about me any other way.

Nah. Uh.hhhh. Does anyone? No one wants to. Some people do behind a screen. Ask me about myself.

Don't want nothing to do with me really. Just asking to ask. Don't actually talk to us Danny let us control how much of us you have. Okay? Okay.... Sure.....

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

Do u fuk the cows lol

Do you have a reason to be alive or are you just carryin on because you're too scared to die.. see, the way I see it, you're waitin' around for someone to give you permission to do anything with yourself besides eat and shit. No one coming for you buddy. No one.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

I'll tag what I wanna tag this thing aughts stop telling me to use more tags I'll do whatever I feel like.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

What's the worst thing you've ever done while completely sober and fully aware of what you were doing?

Worst thing I ever did? Man..

One time, I left the toilet seat up one night knowing I wasn't supposed to. I just got out of bed to drain the snake and I was more worried about getting back to sleep than anything else. Momma fell in.

Fell in cus of me. And she was pissed. I pretended I was sleepin through the night. Didn't leave my room.

And when she asked at breakfast I said I didn't do it but I lied. Andy said he didn't do it so she gave up and said she was disappointed in whoever was the liar.

I didn't mean it momma I was tired. I was tired and it was cold. it was cold, my bed was warm momma. I thought you were gonna sleep and Andy would deal with it before you got up that's all.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

ay I lowkey got a burrito want some

You did? You low-key did? Dang man that's peak right there. I low-key want some low-key of the low-key burrito low-key that would be so low-key peak. Lowkey slopping down some pig shit with these fat fucks and I’m the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load my freakin’ lard carcass into the mud. No coffin please, just wet, wet mud.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

Everyone talkin at me god fuckin forbid I ever try to have a damn conversation. Fuckin bullshit. Then make excuses no you knew what you were doin. I said it before y'all like the idea of me but then when you actually get my attention it's oh no. Don't even know what the big deal is I didn't say anythin rude even after you called me a homo. Thought it was charming you liking all my stuff but maybe I'm some kinda joke to you. Damn name makes no sense when you got a rat as your picture and you're calling me a homo what the hell do you know.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

You’re aware you liked gay shit too right. Like a twink cowboy with his ass out. You know we can see that right.

I did? Didn't mean to. Accident, y'know this website is real dang confusing. Don't even remember. Why you snooping so much anyhow? Don't you have a life or somethin?

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

Why are you liking girly posts..

I like girls...

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

guess who it is

1. need your thoughts on hush puppies

3. where on a person do you think the best meat would come from? i’m thinking while you did take Mark’s legs, and those do have minimal bones taking up space, you’d probably get better flesh around the torso and upper body, but that requires more knife work

1 real good with butter and tartar sauce.

2. Yeah

3. Butt and thighs on the average person I'd say, if you like a buttery fatty cut. Stuff is the yummiest and the richest objectively but I like somethin that's a little tough to chew and cut. Lower legs, lower arms. Dependant on the body type too. Since human is a domesticated indoor animal you get a lot of variety there instead of always knowing what you'll get with wild things or farm things that have kinda documented stuff. Heavier softer person has more fat to render than a leaner skinny person with less to cook off.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

do you and andy get along or do yall just not like each other whatsoever

It is what it is. He'll say this and that, he just kinda assumes how things are and I let it be. No use arguin, so I don't usually. It's cus I'm younger, I ain't grown in his eyes unless I fuck up, then it's "you should know better by now." No one trusts me to know better to begin with.. he sure as hell don't.. but then he wants to act all high and mighty.. fuckin...

[luvumoon]

tumblr bitches be like: im gonna kms #lanadelrey #coquette #girlblogging

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

how do you feel about demon/fallen angle oc?

Uh.. did you mean Angel? I dunno. I'm not really into all that stuff with "ocs". Sounds like you read the Bible and said okay I'll do that my own way. Or you didn't read the Bible you just wanted to make somethin cus you watched stuff on tv. Not my business though.

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

so..yall need more human meat yeah? can I like offer my older sisters ex

The less tattoos, the better!

[vivamoonstar]

he has no tattoos ehehe

[eatlikeadairyfarmer]

Ehehehehe.......