cannibalism

I eat the epilougues and homestuck^2 and postcanon or whatever and if you don't eat it your life is wrong and I will eat you - a passionate nom nom yummy yummy man Homestuck consumer

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I EAT THE EPILOGUES

That's all

[fucktheepilogues]

I lied, I do hate the epilogues with a burning passion.

I've attempted to move on from this in a mature way. A drastic personality shift pushed me to leave such petty things in the past. But I haven't truly escaped that fiery rage that rushes through me at the slightest mention of the absolute monstrosity that is the epilogues. I don't remember what all I said here, and I'm not rereading it because I don't care. But let it be known that the spirit of FTE is not dead and though it may have hidden, it will never truly disapear.

I'm moving to @fte-guy

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welcome back fte guy

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Woah!!!

[daveymaybe]

if you leave a dirk / hal enjoyer on tumblr too long they get splinters and have a million sideblogs that is them or other people pretending to be them and im just saying its funny that it's happened 4 times

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Sorry what were you saying I got distracted by the delicious post.

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i can’t believe the epilogues made lord english a villain. the thing they don’t understand is, he loves his friends, it’s all so out of character.

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Hes just playing games! I wish there were pictures of Lord English in the epilougues. Then I could eat him : (

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what happens when you’ve eaten all the epilogues and there’s none left

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I explode violently, turning into the epilougues myself so that someone else can eat them. Like a supernova !

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i can’t believe the epilogues made lord english a villain. the thing they don’t understand is, he loves his friends, it’s all so out of character.

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Hes just playing games! I wish there were pictures of Lord English in the epilougues. Then I could eat him : (

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Jane : (

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all of you people buying jake english bath water off his mid-show infomercials are getting scammed. that mans never taken a bath in his life.

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I thought it tasted weird : (

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Hey, im out of queued posts and out of steam, so here is my ultimate, final post. This is huge. Buckle up.

...I've never actually read the epilogues. Yeah, that's right. I read the first few pages of meat and saw some screenies of certain bits, but I haven't actually read it. Obviously, since I haven't read it, I dont actually care that much. Honestly- I dont actually hate the epilogues.

Woah. Heavy, I know.

I was honest about some parts. Like the annoyance when post canon infiltrates regular homestuck media, how fucking annoying it was in pesterquest, the mischaracterization, etc.

But really, most of this account was just bullshit. Idgaf.

I will not be reading the epilogues. I've seen enough to know it is not something I would enjoy. Im sure some of you will leap at this admittance of not actually hating it to suggest I give it a chance, but your pleas will fall on deaf ears. Not interested.

Shoutout to the parody accounts. You guys are hella funny.

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Dirk epilougue/epilogue blog sburb session

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I have been stuck inside my home for almost a week the only thing that can save me now is a beyond canon update

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What's your classpect?

Theres so many, I don't think I could pick! Why dont you all settle on a classpect for me?

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I've decided I'm going with my usual classpect prince of time unless somebody has something better

If you contest it you Have to give reasons!!!

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What's your classpect?

Theres so many, I don't think I could pick! Why dont you all settle on a classpect for me?

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Hows the shipping chart coming along?

Every day a new blog pops up I simply cannot keep up... also I got too busy with another shipping chart

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While I wait for the flash, I'm going back and eating more panels... nom!

I feel bad for Gamzee, he's been treated pretty awfully since all the murders in the og homestuck. At least he's delicious!

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I'm tired of men like you filling the epilogues tag can you fuck off

On tumblr dot com there is a function called "blocking" you should give it a try! Also what is "men like you" supposed to mean . Anyway chomp

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The undertale soul chart is outdated now : ( anyway I hope the flash comes today I'm hungry

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Theres a pee one now ? Wait let me do something

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It's complete we can all go home now no more blogs. This is perfection. So perfect. In fact I think I might... nom

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Sorry, it might be inedible now.

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MY FUCKIN IMAGE !!!!