eavesdroppingKanna

Big Sister Sara Said It Was Kanna's Turn On The Computer.

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Sara: “I’m usually associated with being a cat and you’re usually associated with being a panda.”

Joe: “Not today bitch I’m the pussy!”

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Keiji, suddenly: “Fuck Space.”

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Kanna: “So do you think we can monopolize people’s feelings?”

Sara: “Do you mean owning people’s feelings?”

Sara: “Well yeah it’s called being a Lolli, Kanna.”

Kanna: “Wait What?”

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Sou: “Aw beans!”

Sou: “I dropped my rat bones in my center console!!”

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Sou: “I’m gonna do it.”

Joe: “what?”

Sou: “I’m gonna murder Kanna!”

Joe: “Oh god he’s snapped.”

Kanna, turning to look at Sou: “OwO murder me?”

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Joe: “I just realized.”

Joe: “If you died in space, but nobody is there to hear it, did you really die in space?”

Sara: “Yeah probably.”

Sou: “If I made a robot to kick you in the nuts, and it kicked you in the nuts but I’m not in the same room as you. Am I still the reason you got kicked in the nuts?”

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Kanna running into the cafeteria, disheveled.

Sara, concerned: “Kanna what’s wrong?”

Joe: “Oh shit you okay?”

Kanna: “It’s the year of the sou.”

Sara, perplexed: “Excuse me?”

Kanna, raising her voice: “ITS THE YEAR OF THE SOU!”

Joe: “wha-“

Reko: “Oh shit it’s rat year.”

Sara: “wAIT IS IT-“

Sou, waltzing in: “Guess it’s my year bitches.”

Sara screaming: “GET OUT!”

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Sara: “My mom didn’t like cats because it "wasn’t horny enough"  or something.” Joe: “Oh my god.” Reko: “She’s pretty much right, I still liked cats but it just wasn’t horny enough.”

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Sou: “someone unsilence me in the chat?” Sou: “I’m, ‘CAN ANYBODY SEE ME; h-hewwo’ in the chat.” Sara: “No don’t- He’s gonna snipe me!!” Joe: “no violence in the chat.” Joe: “we keep the death tolls low.” Sou: “please unsilence me owo “ Keiji: “are you gonna snipe Sara?” Sou: “No.” Keiji: “the sanctity of the chat is very important “ Sou: “I know, I promise.” Not a minute later of Sou entering the chat.. Sou: [SNIPES SARA] Q-Taro: Sara found dead in Miami-

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Joe: “I look like Justin beaver, but with a tik tok.”

Sara: “Justin Beaver.”

Joe: “Justin beaver?”

Sara: “Beaver.”

Joe: “O h.”

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Joe: “I want to swallow a battery.”

Sara: “That’s like shoving a remote up your ass.”

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Sou: “Guess who just got hired in McDonald’s!”

Sara: “Good, now you can go mcfuck yourself.”

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Joe: “Are you going to join the chicken tendy gang?”

Sara: “No I’m going to get ham like a normal person.”

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Kai: “You can’t call yourself a ranch addict if you don’t put ranch on pizza.”

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Gin: “I want pets.”

Joe: “When do you not want pets?”

Joe: “The answer to that is: Never.”

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Sara: “I’m not good with modern hearphones!”