I was supposed to go on a date tonight and the guy ended up standing me up.

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@ebbyjlee
I was supposed to go on a date tonight and the guy ended up standing me up.
Is it crack that these men are smoking?
No, I’m not driving 2 hours to meet you on a first date.
4 hours of driving for a meal, 3 drinks, and small talk.
I was ready for my DA and he canceled
Who tryna go half on rent in another country?
Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”
ROMANTIC LOVE IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN PLATONIC LOVE!!!
“You dont get to suck a dick and go number one, you sociopath” I’m dying
Swear, the loneliness only hits at night.
I’m sick & tired of the compromising.
I’d rather sleep with no one beside me.
Honestly, what’s a girl gotta do you experience being in love. 😞
I’m tired of buying expensive Christmas gifts only to get cheap ass gifts in return.
And it makes me sad because I’m fucking lonely...my best friend moved to New York and my other 1.5 friends always ghosting me...am I such a horrible person to be around
I lost some real good friendships in 2019
But it just means stronger friendships are otw
I’m in my feelings...ugh I just need to go to sleep
I hate when I meet someone for the first time and get all shy and awkward, like no this is not me I swear, just wait
“Just wait” 😂💀
ima whole clown beloved!