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i brought the wrong brownies to work.

today is the anniversary of my birth so if one thing goes wrong i'll put each and every last one of you through that fucking wall.

if this bitch says "another day, another dollar" to me one more goddamn time while i'm just refilling my coffee i'm going to pour it over him.

it's not that i forgot i had a blog, it's just that i have a life and more important things to do than update the masses.

these people do not understand this kind of thing

not to mention that babies have no sense of object permanence.

it's not that i forgot i had a blog, it's just that i have a life and more important things to do than update the masses.

@threshecution replied to your post “this is not a drill, the leprechauns are coming...”:

STOP MAKING SHIT UP.

the leprechauns know where you live. they're lying in wait, karkat.

i never wear green any day and the leprechaun in my house is always getting me anyway

oh shit, dude. you're getting got 24/7. i'll remember you well.

But I don't look good in green!!

i don't think it's possible to look bad in green, actually.

this is not a drill, the leprechauns are coming and *WILL* get you if you're not wearing green.

home at last. let's get this weekend fucking started.

chat, you'll never guess how tired i am right now.

@wxlkstabwalk replied to your post “i fear my brain is melting from overload today....”:

no

you're not invited to my funeral and you're cut out of the will.

i fear my brain is melting from overload today. promise to say nice things about me after i pass.

:/

I can bring my 0wn tent and sleeping bag

just keep an eye on the weather.

@ebslimer can i camp 0ut in y0ur back yard

i guess?? wtf lmao. do you want my tent or whatever or are you just going to lay in the snow?

Join Rose's watch party by creating an account on Hyperbeam.

Watching both parts of Wicked since I haven't seen the second one.

yo quiero-