davecape

names dave

[julshii]

egad!

[ebubblesofdave]

aggressively worships satan

[ebubblesofdave]

look out everyone weve got another genius over here

[ulcerousumbrage]

WHY DO YOuR TAGS INCLuDE LIZARDS.

I AM NOT A LIZARD. I HAVE NEVER ONCE BEEN A LIZARD. 

[ebubblesofdave]

are you sure

[ebubblesofdave]

karkats like a steamed vegetable only smarter

[halfafeather]

ebubblesofdave started following you

[halfafeather]

man more of the striders all up in my feathers but no matter doesn’t bother me so what’s up? 

[ebubblesofdave]

ill be the bigger man and walk away

[ulcerousumbrage]

ebubblesofdave started following you

[ulcerousumbrage]

THIS IS A TEDIOuS ROuTINE. 

YOu DON’T GET A “GREETING”. 

[ebubblesofdave]

look out everyone weve got another genius over here

[hartnackigvormund-deactivated20]

ebubblesofdave started following you.

Good evening.

[ebubblesofdave]

how old even is this

[gnosticgalaxy]

ebubblesofdave started following you.

ebubblesofdave

hey cool kid long time no see.

[ebubblesofdave]

i need to check my tag more often

[ebubblesofdave]

[ebubblesofdave]

i saw something referencing tentacle porn on my dash and it made me remember the time i joked about that with rose and she just stared at me with this straight face and then walked away what does that even mean what the fuck is she into that why do i even fucking care???

[badkidsjokes]

Trash

knock knock whos there i eat trash i eat trash who give me some money thats who

[ebubblesofdave]

drops it old school

[ebubblesofdave]

reelbeachallday replied to your post: hey i try my best you know how i be gill

ok this shits gettin weird im goina sleep

glub you

[ebubblesofdave]

takes a picture of kanayas booty with my phone

[ebubblesofdave]

hey i try my best you know how i be gill

[ebubblesofdave]

rose help im attractive

[necrographer]

It’s alright, a bucket of hot pink face paint will fix that.

[ebubblesofdave]

satan

[necrographer]

Only to fix the mutilation of beauty.

[ebubblesofdave]

im cry

[amajor7-deactivated20210823]