Kids Write Jokes

I moderate a Kids' Jokes website - these are genuine submissions by kids. ♢ Kids Write Jokes is also on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram. ♢ Official book now available at all good bookstores

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what do you call a spider with pins and needles?

skinny fizzy feet

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAIR WITH TEETH AND EYES AND FINS A CHAIR SHARK

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What do dogs call Italy

Dogtaly

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Two mad men are in Paris and one asks "what are we gonna do?" and the other responds "jump into the sea"

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Knock knock Whos there? Salad man Salad man who? Salad man is cold outside and he needs a jacket

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I know why you like beer so much. Why? Because you have a beard!

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How many sharks does it take to make a grandpa shark?

1,280,000 sharks.

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do you have a flag?

No, I only have a poo umbrella

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I'm a business shoe. You're not a business shoe, you're just a regular shoe looking for a job!

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A man goes to a doctor's office and says "Doctor, I'm a chicken." And the doctor says "No you're not."

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There are two guys, riding a bike. One is washing his hair. And the other one is not.

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What's scary but not that scary?

A French pig

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why was A afraid of B? cause B C D.

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which one born first hen or egg ?

  hen is first

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why wolves howl? because they have no idea what are they doing

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why did the chicken cross the road

  to get her tv,eggs,feet,bananas,brides,groomes and earth

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why cant yoda ride the baby ride

  they dont allow gremlins