[deepseasmetro]

whats your group chat name. i wanna see it in the replies and tags. i'll go first: white woman hate chat

[sm-baby]

making thibgs... to send people

[sm-baby]

have these treasures that I made on mspaint

[sm-baby]

moAR

[sm-baby]

Have some bounderies!

[sm-baby]

Im so glad that these little guys are still making rounds

[segamascott]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[997]

[that-twink-over-there]

[lavenderstream]

I know her tumblr would be fire

[alaric-greyson]

One of my sister's friends posted something about her attic being creepy and it ended up getting 50k notes as everyone argued about why it was creepy, whether it was real, and if it was actually just perfectly reasonable.

Candace would have dozens of posts like that with her describing some crazy shenanigans of her brothers and a couple weirdly out of focus pics attached.

They'd blow up initially with people scoffing about how dumb it is but then someone pipes up with "oh yeah the rocket race around the world was crazy when they came through our town". And suddenly other people are adding their own photos or reblogs.

Sadly when Candice thinks she has proof and shows her mom, Tumblr's search function tells her they can't find any records of her own post.

[micajestr]

important addition

[raychleadele]

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

[dullahandyke]

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[noctude]

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[myeyesarenotblue]

“The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and his momma’s already dead”

[kibumkim]

Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around

[spectreln]

SInce when is "yall" a valid word? Honestly, it pisses me off to reduce two words to one, especially since the other defines a human being.

[combeferret]

don’t you love it when people give a useful example of the op’s point out in the wild of a post

[goodnighthorses]

I'm so mad TikTok the app shares its name with Ke$ha's 2009 hit TiK ToK. Undeserving. Nauseating

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite smiley face (🙂, :), etc)