Consider The Following... Not A Drill

Fantastic/Allonsy/Geronimo! I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. It's a trap! I'm not being smarmy! Excuse me, I have the sudden urge to clean you. What are you staring at, haven't you ever seen a great person before?

[laughordie]

Gets me every time

[cowboyhudsons]

[igotyouholtzy-blog]

3rd Rock from the Sun, s1e7

[georgetakei]

When your instagram post gets >20 likes. Source: Nerdgasm

[expelliarmus]

[expelliarmus]

[fafana20]

Peter Capaldi: “And… I’m trying not to break down.” | (x)

[bootybrujeria]

Mac and cheese is trash

[bitterballin]

🔫

[thisiselliz]

[tredlocity]

Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.

Me:

[ecalet]

(I JUST finished watching that movie, and when I opened my Tumblr this post was the first thing to randomly show up in my feed... it's a sign, don't know what for, but it's definitely a sign) I love this movie so much

[austinbey-deactivated20180123]

[pleatedjeans]

[scifirice]

My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.

[the-darkest-of-souls]

Why in all the 9 layers of fresh hell would anyone ever ask that

[wittyhistorian]

Remember. Remember Us.

[pervcialgraves]

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[winchester-cas]

“Have they died more than once?” “Yes” “Well that narrows it down”