I'm with you in the dark.

Eve, She/Her. 29. Patchwork walking corpse. Time marches forward, the future may be bleak, but we must stay silly.

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[zoesupreme]

he's so real tho

[toskarin]

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[prokopetz]

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

[rabbitkinglune777]

METAL GRL

(she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️😺

[rabbitkinglune777]

i love women shout out to women

*starts breakdancing*

[rabbitkinglune777]

she deserves a cute bikini top and cool big pants because she's swagged/dripped out! it's enrichment for girls

[pitbolshevik]

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

[pitbolshevik]

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

[yandere-angela]

goatgirls who read romantasy fiction about chupacabras

[communistkenobi]

people are living in fantasy worlds we can’t even begin to imagine

[attemptedsaint]

[boybeetles]

Tumblr’s official twitter is horrible but they do really capture the man-centered fandom culture of this website

They got bullied so hard about this tweet and deleted it LMAO

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[dusty-spiral]

low effort doodles from the discord

[cyberneurotism]

Cordless Telephone by 五十嵐威暢 (Takenobu Igarashi, 1989)

[sunlit-mess]

i feel like a child

[hemipenal-system]

you seem like what you need is to be hunted by a giant bird

[hemipenal-system]

Big Corvid incoming btw. hold still

[perriaeyjeve]

[thomas--bombadil]

A Mourning dove gets cozy, and settles in, to experience the sunset.

[orcboxer]

the pokemon move Swift is fascinating to me. a pokemon shoots stars at you and you "I bet a cat could do that." that's normal. that's Normal Type. you got Scratch, Tackle, Headbutt, and of course, shooting rays of heat-seeking stars at people.

[orcboxer]

I always thought the star animation was some sort of abstraction of whatever the move was supposed to be, but no in Japanese it's called Speed Star which also translates to Speedster so they translated it to Swift. It was always stars and that was always normal

[orcboxer]

it's—you're lying to me. youhavealotofpeople LYING. tometomyface. That's—You're trying to mentally cause me harm,

[glintblade]

[katelyn-danger]

There's not even hoes anymore bro