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One thing I was way wayy wayyy too late in discovering is how much I like jalapenos. I wish I could go back in time to tell myself that they're a perfect level of spicy, the flavor is electric almost like eating a pickle, and they taste good on a lot of different foods.

I like getting those little jars of sliced jalapenos and throwing them on everything. Pizza, refried beans, spanish rice, tacos, sandwiches. And they're fairly cheap!

swagophile

My bad tgats just my creature. Yea its going to kill you now. But isnt it an aweaome crearure. Dude. Compliment my creature.

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

ethereal-sweet-tea

#inuyasha

doubleca5t

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

doubleca5t

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

hometoursandotherstuff

monamoni

zoesupreme

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

zoesupreme

he's so real tho

toskarin

prokopetz

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

prokopetz

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

rabbitkinglune777

METAL GRL

(she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️😺

rabbitkinglune777

i love women shout out to women

*starts breakdancing*

rabbitkinglune777

she deserves a cute bikini top and cool big pants because she's swagged/dripped out! it's enrichment for girls

pitbolshevik

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

pitbolshevik

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla