Lily

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[nebulous-leo-deactivated2021081]

NSFW Dialogue Prompts

(Because I’m endlessly thirsty, for one, and because the novocaine’s worn off so I’m really feelin’ the Unpleasantness) 

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[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

[assassinationtipsforladies]

[exovapor]

Group Text Trash Talk #2 [Leo, Raph, Donnie, Mikey, and Casey]

Casey: Ok, guys, here’s the deal…we got a tip that this warehouse was going to be hit tonight by The Foot.

Leo: What are they looking for here?

Donnie: There are various chemicals stored here, any number of which could be used for explosives. If they get their hands on these chemicals, it could mean that the streets will get more dangerous for the general public.

Raph: yeah, yeah…just tell me who you hit.

Mikey: Guys, I think I hear someone.

Donnie: Mikey, for the tenth time this evening, a pigeon cooing at you isn’t a girl trying to get your attention.

Casey: Desperate much?

Mikey: Shut up, Casey, I swear it sounds like someone…did anyone hear that?

Raph: He’s losing it, Leo. We should never have split up. Mikey should never be unsupervised.

Donnie:

Raph: LMFAO

Casey: ha! 😆

Mikey: You guys can kiss my green ass.

Raph: Yeah. You’d probably enjoy that you lil freak.

Mikey: I take offense to that! I’m not the freak of the family. 👅

Raph: ahhhh…sooooo true!

Leo: Look, can we focus here? This is serious guys.

Raph: of course, Fearless…I mean Sensai… Anything you say!

Leo: Don’t start Raph.

Raph: That’s what you like, right? Full control…complete submission?

Donnie: Oh boy.

Leo: …Raph

Casey: ??

Mikey: ooohhhh, Casey hasn’t heard.

Leo: Don’t.

Raph: Casey, its like this….we sort walked in on a little bit of a show the other night.

Donnie: Understatement of the year. 😒

Raph: Fearless here thought we’d all be gone longer than we were and he had that pretty lil girl of his all tight up in knots on top of the kitchen table.

Casey: YOU’RE SHITTIN’ ME!

Leo: Shut up, Raph.

Mikey: lol…it was hilarious. Both of their eyes bugged out 😳 when they saw Master Splinter standing there shaking his head at the scene.

Donnie: Yes. A very interesting turn of events. Needless to say, I only eat in my lab now. 🤮

Casey: damn. Leo!

Leo: look. It happened. Its over and done. SOME of you are just jealous that you aren’t getting any.

Raph: fucking watch it man.

Leo: Casey…ever wonder why Raph is so angry all the time?..

Mikey: 🤣🤣🤣 👆👆 that’s Raph!

Raph: FUCK YOU Leo!

Leo: No thanks. I’m taken.

Casey: lol

Donnie: Yes…poor Raph…

Raph: Oh. You’re fucking getting into this too Donnie?

Donnie: There’s a reason I don’t have anger issues. In fact, I am VERY mild and well mannered…just call me D-Quil.

Raph: Right, I forgot. You’re Don-fucking-Juan. Bullshit!

Donnie: it’s true. Its a simple fact of anatomical knowledge and nature’s blessing.

Casey: nature’s blessing?

Donnie: I’ve got a really big dick.

Raph: fucking bullshit. There’s no way your nerd ass gets laid more than me.

Donnie: Of course I do. I EAT ASS

Casey: WTF?

Leo:  I DON’T want to know!

Donnie: It’s quite simple actually…

Donnie: Plus, once she sees the monster in my pants…

Donnie: Although, there’s always one concern when sleeping with me…

Mikey: dude…I eat ass too! 😝🍑 COOL! 

Leo: shut up Mikey

Raph: shut up mikey

Donnie: Shut up Mikey

Casey: 😣 I need to find new friends.

[turtle-babe83-deactivated202409]

Fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[eco-lily]

💀💀💀

[iguanamouth]

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

[daybreakboys-deactivated2024031]

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

[blu3-skyy]

SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY

[ladykenway1992-deactivated20210]

Dawwww!!!! Momma’s Little City Destroyed!! * sniffles * They grow up so fast…

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Directed by Guillermo DelToro

[farah-phoebe]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Scary ghost: you think im sexy? 😳

Lust filled ghost banger lady:

[keepbreathingky]

[gentlemonst3r]

Ok but how about

A demon with soft feelings but is horny all of the time

[arakdy]

[geekinglikeaboss]

Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[visitingfan]

[samandriel]

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

[timeturnersandwands-blog]

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

[vintage-bleeznuggets]

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

[hazlelnoot]

37chickenducks

[sashahilbert]

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

[inverted-author-blog]

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[cellochicita]

I’m crying pls listen

[drawnsnake]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG

[chemicalgee-deactivated20210329]

I always troll my friends with this

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second

[danzinora-switch]

I’m gonna go off on a tangent but I need to record this level of insanity SOMEWHERE so it might as well be tumblr.

Gonna get long so it’ll be below the line.

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[datarobotsuggestion]

Date a robot that glows when they’re turned on

[johannestevans]

more on my Twitter

[eco-lily]

Yes.

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[llamagoddessofficial]

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

[semisolidmind]

i love this,

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

The war on drugs is rooted in racist policies . The failure of the war and drugs is obvious. We need to find a better solution, because people of color should never be the victims of racist policies. White Americans are more likely than black Americans to have used most kinds of illegal drugs, including cocaine and LSD. Yet blacks are far more likely to go to prison for marijuana, which is not a hard drug. Moreover , even when white people get caught , they get less time in prison. 

[dealanexmachina]

…is that Rachael Leigh Cook, the same actress who did the original anti-drug ad when she was a teenager?

[ruffboi-mags]

It is indeed.

[cozza-frenzy]

She grew up, realized she’d been exploited to further a racist government agenda, and turned around to bite the hand that feeds. Awesome.

[xphilosoraptorx]

Good for her

[ohisms]

𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (a  series  of  nonverbal  prompts .   mature  themes  present ,   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one who  posted  the  meme  -  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts .)

→     𝐈 .    GENERAL

❛   hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse . ❛   sit .   gesture  for  my  muse  to  sit  down . ❛   door .   hold  a  door  open  for  my  muse . ❛   tap .   tap  my  muse  on  the  shoulder  to  garner  their  attention . ❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink . ❛   cook .   present  my  muse  with  home - cooked  food . ❛   brush .   work  a  brush  /  comb  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   read .   silently  read  a  book  alongside  my  muse . ❛   hand .   hold  out  a  hand  for  my  muse  to  take . ❛   dressed .   help  my  muse  put  on  an  article  of  clothing . ❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] . ❛   amplify .   turn  up  the  music  in  the  car .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    ANGST

❛   patch .   help  my  muse  patch  up  a  wound . ❛   night terrors .   hold  my  muse  after  they  wake  up  from  a  nightmare . ❛   company .   silently  sit  with  my  muse  to  comfort  them. ❛   hospital .   my  muse  is  told  that  yours  is  in  the  hospital . ❛   revelation .   show  my  muse  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ❛   indulge .   find  my  muse  drinking  to  cope . ❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground . ❛   console .   comfort  my  muse  as  they  cry . ❛   nurse .   give  my  muse  company  in  the  hospital .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    AFFECTIONATE

❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  ❛   wrap .   wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse’s  [ shoulders  /  waist ] . ❛   caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face . ❛   tousle .   mess  playfully  with  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .    ❛   comb .   comb  fingers  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   grasp .   run  to  my  muse  &  jump  into  their  arms . ❛   lean .   lean  on  my  muse’s  shoulder . ❛   tender .   kiss  my  muse  on  the  [ forehead  /  cheek  /  nose ] . ❛   abrupt .   kiss  my  muse  out  of  the  blue . ❛   chaste .   chastely  kiss  my  muse . ❛   good morning .   kiss  my  muse  the  morning  after . ❛   volumes .   gaze  at  my  muse  in  a  way  that  silently  says  ‘i love you’ .

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    VIOLENT

❛   strike .   [ slap / punch ]  my muse in the face . ❛   gun .   wield  a  gun  at  my  muse . ❛   twist .   twist  my  muse’s  arm  behind  their  back . ❛   throttle .   aggressively  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   parch .   burn  my  muse  with  a  hot  object . ❛   take down .   forcefully  bring  my  muse  to  the  ground . ❛   gouge .   wield  a  sharp  object  at  my  muse . ❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards . ❛  stickup .   yell  at  my  muse  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air. ❛  shoot .   [ fatally  /  non-fatally ]   shoot  my  muse . ❛  stab .   stab  my  muse with a  [ knife / other object ].

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    NSFW

❛   surprise .   send  an  unexpected  nsfw  image  to  my  muse . ❛   pin .   push  my  muse  against  a  [ wall,  table,  other ] . ❛   go down .   go  down  on  my  muse . ❛   choke .   intimately  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   belt loops .   pull  my  muse  closer  by  their  belt loops . ❛   skinny dipping .   go  skinny  dipping  with  my  muse . ❛   rip .   tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛   mark .   leave  a  mark  on  my  muse’s  body  [ specify where ] .

[we-called-monsta-for-a-reason]

This is 🌈 hate free zone 🌈

Reblog if you’re safe for people of any gender, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, religion, etc

as long as you spread love.

[ipadbaby]

Liberty spikes