Fear me, I am a ghost

A mostly Danny Phantom blog (header by nova-dragon) she/her pronouns please!

[ectonip]

Jazz: (to the ghosts) Everyone stop trying to kill my little brother! You're adults! Stop it!

[amby-chan]

[charlesfoster0ffdensen-blog]

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

[platypus-in-a-bottle-deactivate]

fucking nature can’t learn to stop

[vvivaa]

it’s always around this time of the year I get nostalgic over Danny Phantom and wonder why there isn’t a season 4….

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[professorsparklepants]

Stuff you can think about while continuing to ignore JK’s racist and pathetically misguided attempts at approximating American wizard history:

magic schools in old, one room schoolhouses enchanted to have a dozen rooms for a hundred students at a time

magic schools under the Appalachians disguised as old, abandoned coal mines

magic schools disguised as abandoned railroad towns (there are a LOT more of those than you think. Seriously, look up West Virginia ghost towns sometime)

magic schools under the Kansas hills, built like sod houses to resemble the old faerie mounds

historically black magic schools

each Native American nation having its own school of magic, making sure their own traditions won’t die out and be forcibly replaced with European ones

Chesapeake Bay Academy, the magic school for the DMV (DC, Maryland, and northern Virginia) being sister schools with Mahoutokoro

magical schools mascots like hidebehinds, cactus cats, and teakettlers (because lumberjack folklore is weird and adorbs and makes perfect magical creatures)

[nosnarknosnark]

and the weirdest news stories in the American wizarding world still come from Florida because some things are universal

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Vlad: You can’t attack me with puns!

Danny: Puns, and bullets, and pointy things! Yes I can!

[ectonip]

Tucker: My mom thinks I'm staying at Norman's house.

Danny: Who's Norman?

Tucker: Norman is my imaginary, straight-A, mama's boy, Eagle Scout friend.

Danny: He sounds boring for an imaginary friend.

Tucker: Mom seems to like him.

[ectonip]

Danielle: Dad. He must have done this. Another of his stupid tests.

Danny: What kind of test?

Danielle: He probably wants me to kill you.

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Dan: We’re friends, right Danny?

Danny: You literally tried to murder my entire family.

Dan: I said I was sorry!

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless America!

Vlad (when he was running for mayor)

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

If no one comes from the future to stop me from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be?

Danny (after The Ultimate Enemy)

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

I’m not perfect but who are we kidding, neither are you.

Danny (to Dash)

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Valerie: Hey guys check out this new dress this guy named Vlad Masters bought me

Valerie: SIKE. ITS A JUMPSUIT. YOU WERE FOOLED HAHAHAHA

[ectonip]

Valerie: I could crush him like an ant, but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant.

[ectonip]

Tucker: I have an idea.

Sam: Is it a good one?

Tucker: Not really.

[ectonip]

Sam: Maybe I was wrong.

Tucker: Somebody get a video camera!

[ectonip]

Danny: (in a crowd and can't find Valerie) This calls for desperate measures.

Danny: PHANTOM SUCKS!

Valerie: HECK YEAH HE DOES!

Danny: There she is.

[ectonip]

Dora: Ladies do not start fights. But we can finish them.