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Emma. 30. Aromantic, ADHD. She/her or they/them. Girl Genius fandom fashion consultant. Historical clothes wizard. Beloved of the hidden gods. Founder of the dtmc aesthetic. Teen mpreg enthusiast. Married to Jazz Transformers on the astral plane. Dating Kabru Dungeon Meshi in the dream realm. Not actually a professor, not actually starting a cult. Background by viivus.

[professorsparklepants]

(extremely long sigh)

if I made a YouTube channel for song covers would anyone care

yes

no

you can sing??????

Voting ended onJul 3

[professorsparklepants]

okay. pick one.

anything from Michelle Branch's The Spirit Room

A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square

Helena by My Chemical Romance

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

Star by Loona

Voting ended onJul 22

[professorsparklepants]

*takes a drag from my cigarette* I think ichigo kurosaki should get knocked up

[professorsparklepants]

There's so many ways to do this. You could could do it on purpose (boring) or an accident (funny). Here are some of the scenarios I've constructed.

Ichigo has sex in shinigami form and he and everyone else get to realize that shit transfers

Ichigo's partner is an arrancar who knocks him up despite hollows being sterile because none of them realize (hollow + shinigami) x (shinigami + human + hollow) = enough genetic compatibility for offspring

Ichigo's partner is a shinigami/arrancar in a gigai and neither of them realize ichigo could get knocked up this way despite being exactly how ichigo himself came into being

These are just the ones where he has the plumbing already (either for trans reasons or genderbend reasons! I'm not picky). Once you open the doors to Bleach having multiple mad scientist characters who would love to study Ichigo like a bug there are endless possibilities.

[charly-tellier]

[cardiffart]

A zillion hours of hammering, skiving, dyeing, and Angelus paint later, finally finished my rapier hanger.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[dailymothanon]

He’s in your very circuits, peeking into everything you know and don’t know 🖥️ I just find his telepathy and EM scanning to be very cool.. there’s so many things you can do with it I feel like, but I also just really like it when he’s associated with brain stuff cuz well, it fits him so well and with how he’s very.. computery even for a cybertronian, from his voice to his speech patterns and his functions and relations to working tech all the time

[creekfiend]

there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as "Mr. (Part of My Username)"

so like if the username is something like "dancingwithbears" they'll refer to their husband as "Mr. Bears"

i think it is extremely charming

[professorsparklepants]

HOLY SHIT i just saw your post about the mom at the pharmacy and got punched in the fucking face seeing MY EXTREMELY UNCOMMON DEADNAME

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS LMAO

LMAOOOOO I had to change the names for HIPAA but the fact that I pulled that one out of thin air makes it crazier I think

[ackee]

my unwoke thought. i dont think all genderbent characters should look exactly the same as their original. it takes a certain wisdom to know when their femininity or masculinity is key to their character regardless of gender, or when the behaviors/traits tied to their gender (or the opposite gender) being important to them is actually is what's at play here. though i do think more people should make genderbent characters look exactly the same if it means there's more muscular women. end post

[seulgini]

JOY 【Velvet Summer】 High Tide

[loveisfourw4lls]

red velvet summer mini album "velvet summer"

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

jagerdraught hrt. send post

[professorsparklepants]

It's soooooo funny that Big Mom has a million children she married off for alliances and they're all willing to turn on a dime and betray her. You will NEVER be Maria Theresa.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Sometimes I remember weird things from my childhood that seemed totally normal at the time but now I’m like “wait, no, that was not even a little normal.”

In other news, my family once dressed me up as a dead Victorian child to scare hotel guests.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

It takes a certain type of person to like the style of decor in this 1925 home in Brooklyn, NY. TBH, I've only seen this look in the NY/NJ New York Metropolitan area. There must be dedicated stores. Anyway, I don't like it, but it's unusual. This house has 3bds, 5ba, 1,584sqft, $1,685m (Zillow must like it- their est.: $1,733,300)

To achieve the look, ya gotta have fancy flooring. And, look at those stairs.

Custom-made draperies are a must. Lots of gold and white, plus a coordinating wood tone throughout.

There should be wrought iron. This is the only staircase. Thru the door you can see the full-length curved glass China cabinet in the kitchen.

Curving walls and curving cabinetry. An island was custom made.

I'm surprised that there's no dining room. I don't see a table at all. Maybe they just didn't show it.

Half bath off the kitchen.

Coming up the stairs, there's a long built-in cabinet.

The hall to the bedrooms has a built-in vanity.

Bath across the hall.

The primary bedroom is spacious and has doors to a rooftop deck. Even the doors are decorated.

The deck has columns and planters.

Matching bath.

The second bedroom is a large size.

The 3rd bedroom is on the top floor.

It also has a small ensuite.

The basement rec room.

Alleyway between the houses.

Patio in the back surrounded by a privacy wall has an outdoor kitchen pavilion

No lot dimensions given. All 4 homes were probably the same, originally, but you can see the various renos they went thru.

This is the Dyker Heights section of Brooklyn. You can see NJ across the way.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1068-82nd-St-Brooklyn-NY-11228/30698730_zpid/?

[avelera]

I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.

Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.

I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.

[bethanydelleman]

It is necessary for my postpartum depression study for the moms to have their hair down (due to our science hats) and the second they put their hair down YANK