I'm gonna run like hell outta here

Eddie. 20. Metalhead. Sexy beast.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Ask Eddie Anything

*the person that runs this blog is over 30. Minors DNI.

This is not a roleplay blog. This is actually me. I am here. It's 1986, and through some magic, I am actually on this blog. I'm 20, and I don't want to have another witch hunt situation - I don't talk to minors. I'm not your fucking babysitter, +18 ONLY. Jesus H Christ, I was probably born the same year as your parents. Oh god, maybe even your grandparents.

Ask me anything. I have opinions, and I wanna tell you what I think. I've been lookin' around this place, and boy do I have some thoughts.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Hey Eddie,

I'm writing this while packing to head home for a week for a funeral. Grief sucks. It sucks more than vampires on a liquid diet drinking blood shakes through a shitty straw.

Anyways,

I was just curious as to whether you have any ways that you deal with heavy or intense feelings? Also, if you've ever been on a plane before? (I have, and I hate planes...I wish someone would invent a teleportation device already)

Signed Sorrowfully,

Graves

P.S. give me your best joke and I will swear my allegiance to you <3

Dear Graves,

It's nice to meet you. I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. I fucking hate funerals, and I've been to plenty of them. I'll be thinking about you. I hope your load gets a little bit lighter every day.

I'm not great at handling intense feelings. I get upset and overwhelmed and then I kinda just shut down. Or I explode. It's not great. My advice is to figure out who you can lean on, and let them help you carry the grief. I'm real lucky to have my uncle and my friend Ronnie.

I've never been on an airplane, and I'm not sure how I feel about them. I guess if it meant I could get somewhere I wanna be, I'd fly. It seems more like magic than science, so that's kinda cool.

A joke? *cracks knuckles*

Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning.

... I'll see myself out.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Hey, so the person that gives me your notes and stuff told me some folks have been sending them personal messages. I don't really know what that means, but they said to let you know to "send an ask" if you wanna talk, and they'll transcribe it for me.

Screws the mailbox shut.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

I get it. Doing buds with the buddies - always a treat!

What the 'regular' brand of cigarettes you smoke?

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Eddie your adoring fans need to know...

...who is your favorite member of Corroded Coffin?

Is this a trap? Is this Gareth? No, you're not gonna get me like this.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Hey you! What's up?

Hey there. It's a beautiful day here in Hawkins, Indiana. Not a single cloud in the sky. I spent most of the day rebuilding the engine to this little crotch rocket Wayne picked up from a buddy for a song. It's been sitting under a tarp for a long time, but I think she'll be real pretty once I get her put back together.

Tonight is perfect for a bonfire, so I'm thinking I'll make use of Rick's place while he's still "on vacation". Maybe have some Buds with some buds while we smoke a little bud, ya know?

[eddiemunsonaskme]

hiiiii eddiesss<333 i hope you have a good day pretty💋💋💋 i love you<3

(i miss you baby:(.)

-🐇🌸🍬

Steve?

[bewilderedbunny]

Eddie “milf lover” Munson

[eddiemunsonaskme]

What's not to love?

[monstermelodies]

Elvira Mistress of the Dark Coors Halloween promo t-shirt (1986)

[jo-harrington]

@eddiemunsonaskme HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Have I seen this? I have this hanging in my closet.

[deathbecomesthem-deactivated202]

I've officially been pavloved into being horny when I hear Master of Puppets in any context.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Oh god, me too.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

*Eddie comes home after a long day out with friends. Sunburned but happy and maybe a little high. He goes to swing the door of the trailer open and finds a note taped right by the doorknob.*

“I know you’re excited about graduation and summer vacation son, but the mail’s been piling up on the counter. Don’t know where you got so many pen pals but they’ve sure got a lot to say. Sandwich stuffs in the fridge. Please do your laundry. —Wayne”

Wow, Wayne. Buzz kill. What can I say, these people want to know what I think. (I have no idea why, but here we are)

Did you get any pudding pies? Fritos? Ooooohhh, I see Munchos. Nice.

*crunching* I'll do my laundry tomorrow. Promise.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Hey Eddie! I know you really, really wanna get out of Hawkins for good, but where would you wanna visit? Like, not live, just visit for a while. Why would you go there, and who would you most wanna go with?

Forever yours,

Kittie 🐈💗🌸

I really want to see the ocean. I think that would be cool. I've never actually gotten to see it in real life. I like going up to Lake Michigan - (you ever go to The Dunes?) - when the guys are free. It's so beautiful up there, and I imagine that's gotta be kinda what the ocean looks like.

I'm not picky, east coast, west coast, down in the gulf - I just wanna know what it feels like to get in that salty water and know there's all sorts of crazy life out there that's swimming with me.

Maybe next year, if I can get the van back to good working order. Maybe I'll drive til I hit the water and never come back.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Okay you’re a weird guy. Don’t get offended it’s a good thing, but being a weird guy you must have dealt with your fair share of stalkers right? I got this guy who is just not taking the hint, even when I make sure to keep my blinds shut. Any suggestions?

Keeping your blinds shut is the correct choice, whether you've got a stalker or not. Personally, being at home and relaxing requires as little clothing as possible. I don't need Ms. Barrett looking in at me.

This is the perfect example because Ms. Barrett was paying a little too much attention to me this past year. I know we're as close in age as I was with the freshman, but god. She kept trying to get me alone in the classroom and one time even offered me "private tutoring".

Anyway, my best advice is to avoid. If you have to talk to them, be quick and don't smile. Carry weapons - plural. If you don't need them? Great. But you wanna make sure you've got them if you do.

Watch your ass, friend, and keep your friends close.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

Happy Father's Day to Al Munson. You've been a huge disappointment in my life, and I hope you have the day you deserve.

Me and Wayne are going fishing.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

If you could meet any musician - dead or alive - who would it be?

I'm going with my gut here. Muddy Waters. He died a couple of years ago, and I cried like a baby when I found out. My mom was a big fan, and his music really started to make sense to me when I was going through some shit. I'd love to just shoot the shit with him and find out how he put so much of himself in his tunes. Like, how did he express so much emotion?

A rare talent. His music reaches inside of you and holds on tight.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

If you could have your own local access or cable show, what would it be about? Would you let your friends on?

Oh man, that would be so bad ass. I'm already jotting down ideas. Of course my first thought is D&D, but I don't need villagers with pitchforks trying to chase me outta town again. My handsome face is too recognizable.

Music? That would be cool. Hell yeah I'd have my friends help. Me and Jeff sitting on a couch talking about sick ass tunes. I could probably make my own intro song. I bet the freshman would help, they know all that A.V. stuff. We could have guests on, I'm thinking Harrington. Sometimes when I rag on him it goes straight over his head, that would be some funny shit.

[eddiemunsonaskme]

gun to your head, what snack are you picking at 7-11?

Easy