ah shit, dropped all my trolls again

Homestuck Fantroll Roleplay Blog. Occasional 18+ content, will be tagged as such!

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imagine being too anxious to use tumblr because rl life keeps kicking you in the nuts

c-can’t relate haha

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MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

[depresso-not-cured-but-thanks]

I can hear this without sound

[biskitsstuff]

THIS IS THE SHIT LOL😂😂

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[ube-beh]

)\/(OooooooO)\/( another jade! )\/(ith )\/(hite hair a[s] )\/(ell!….. (Pretty…) ho)\/( i[s] your hair like that! (Sorry if that seem like a personal question….)

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%--My my, today really is full of surprises. You’re quite a sweet one, aren’t you? Such a soft face.--%

%--As for your question, though, it is the after-effect of an illness. I’m not sure what plagues me, but it has effected me in the long term. I shall not fret over it, however. I shall thrive.--%

[ube-beh]

Give me 1 up to 4 random extended zodiac signs and a gender(any gender). And i will make a fan troll out of you 4 random extended zodiac that you chosen and i will post it. Your ask can be anonymous or not its ok

Now choose your 4 random extended zodiac trolls!!

((P.s.: i give credit to the maker of this))

[ube-beh]

Ok since quarentin is here and I have nothing else to do… So I’m bringing this back up

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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%--Why thank you, though I always thought it made me look particularly ill. Or simply older than I am.--%

%--Try not to blush too hard, please. I was merely giving an honest opinion.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[flightboundtrolls]

badly disguised alien

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> Drenil: Squint.

%--You have such misfortune in your deformaties.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[princeofdoomrps-archive]

fellow jade, but DEFINITELY not in the caverns

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%--A male jade? Oh, how strange. How rare. I’ve never met one before.--%

%--Rather handsome... the scars are unfortunate, but any troll worth their salt has them. They show survival.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[tyrantdungeon]

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%--Well aren’t you just the sweetest thing I’ve seen all day!--%

%--Your outfit reminds me of my lusus. I think she’d even be flattered.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[chowtrolls]

I present, a Cat Dad

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%--The flesh flaps at the base of your ear are a little off-putting.--%

%--Otherwise I’d think you fairly normal. I do wonder what happened to your horn though... unless it was always that way. You must have such strange genetic ancestory.--%

%--At least you’re not too bad. I saw a man with four arms earlier.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[the-troll-brood-archived]

I’ll probably regret this but

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%--Your sort should have been purged on sight. Disgusting. The saturation is enough to make me want to vomit.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[sunsetspookie]

(Mother meets mother)

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%--Oh, how cute. Though, raising grubs is somewhat beneath one of your caste, isn’t it? Still, if the little ones are attracted to you right out of the caverns then it’s not for me to judge. Some unfortunate souls don’t find lusii.--%

%--The facepaints suit you dear, and your style is simple, yet quaint. Ah, may I see the little ones sometime? Grubs have such personalities at that age.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[solaredarisen]

“I don’t like your vibe lady, it’s unsettling for a mom type.”

Lime blooded neko

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%--What’s unsettling is your everything. Are you even a troll? Filthy.--%

%--Try not to get in my way. I’d hate to cause a scene...--%

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um are we allowed to reblog the judgement thing multiple times or just once per blog?

You can do multiple times ^^; Just so long as you give it space in between

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[dutchess-psyche]

How about a big brown blood highly intuned with her moobeast lusus?

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%--Oh, how cute. And dressed befitting of her position in society. She shall be a fine cattle farmer one day I do hope.--%

%--Everyone has their place. It’s nice to see those that acknowledge that.--%

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I like that Denril is posting out like you known canon stuff. Mutations leading to the inevitable death on alternia. However she herself has white hair. Why is that? A mutation or a fashion choice?

Parasitical! She has a parasite living in her body known as ‘lusus fluke’ so not a mutation persay, at least not one she was born with - more of a side effect. It is something she is incredibly insecure about, but given she was not born defected and rather it was something she acquired later, she doesn’t hold it against herself too hard. Rather, she tries to use it to her advantage, despite how sickly it can make her.

Just as a point of reference I did not invent lusus fluke! Someone else did ages ago as a headcanon sickness, it used to be really popular. But I don’t know where they are, seem to have disappeared/left a while back.

Be me: Bringing it back into style. B)

Anyway there’s a post on it somewhere on my blog. From like 6 years ago. Ah here I found it: https://speedoweedo.tumblr.com/post/70413415689/lusus-fluke

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Drenil, is tour hair natural?

%--I suppose it would depend on what you consider 'natural', but for all intents and purposes, yes. I didn't do this myself, and I certainly was not born mutated. My hair became this way, over time.--%

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A Mom Judges Your Characters

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[askthechaostrolls]

((a very murder happy Heiress? 

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%--Now aren’t you ambitious. Going so far as to call yourself the Heiress... well, you’ve certainly got the right attitude and vigor, blood aside. I commend that, dear. It’s admirable.--%

%--Though somehow I feel your dress sense is lacking for one of your stature. You could do better. Still, if that is what you are comfortable with, far be it from me to ever try and stop you.--%