Sandwiches are slappable!!

yo call me maro. he/him pronouns please! i'm a piece of shit why are u here ☆~sidebar image credit to jolyomi~ ☆   ☆~banner image credit to teaxbunny~☆

[edelgard-more-like-baedelgard]

Thanks to Stray, the catgirls of the world have a new reaction pic

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Left alt girls do be meowin

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[softomen-archive]

we NEED to believe kids when they say there is something wrong with them. even if it is health anxiety, that still indicates a problem that needs support and validation. we NEED to stop labeling people who seek meaning through diagnosis as hypochondriacs. we NEED to recognize that people don't seek help for no reason. if they're seeking help, they need help!

[rslashrats]

having auditory processing issues is so funny its like the second theres any background noise it sounds like the people talking to you are communicating in simlish

[silima]

katara is down for crime just not down to get caught 😎

[sindri42]

There’s a lot I love about this but the part that made my startle my cat was where the artist gave up and just wrote ‘hand’.

[lgbtwingsofficial]

our complete tumblr sexyman iceberg

[tooies]

"red heart emoji is for romantic and green is for platonic and blue is cold 'love-hate' and green heart is envy" no the colour of the heart represents the favourite colour of the person who used it

[milfannihilator-deactivated2026]

Wait. A heart is a playing card symbol. Why not use the other symbols. Diamonds for platonic love, spades for hate love, and clubs for managing someone elses feud. This is a genius idea. We should do this.

[motobug]

coloured another doodle from Marcus on twitter! 

the original tweet

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

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[jewfrogs]

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

[jewfrogs]

no…..this cant be……by jove! ive been repercussed

[amygdalae]

*sits forward in my wizard chair* Ah yes...i have just the remedy for such an ailment. *hands you a strawberry* *hands you a strawberry* *hands you a str

[vergak]

Come on man you can't make me read about such an emotional topic and then throw that picture into the slide

[vergak]

Childhood emotional neglect got me like

[homemadde]

(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

[whumpsday]

and my favorite:

[gertritude-art]

nightly spiral

[sigynpenniman]

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

[c-ptsdrecovery]

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

[clairenatural]

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

[natalieironside]

>change my display name in the D&D Discord server from "DM" to "Dungeon Mom"

>players go along with it, all start calling me "Dungeon Mom"

>gender.fmv

>one of them accidentally calls me "Dungeon Mommy"

>they all start doing it

>they start dropping the "Dungeon"

>"Mommy, can I roll a perception check?"

[natalieironside]

Update to this post: I deadpanned "Alright, you can roll a perception check if you promise to be a good boy" and there was like a solid minute of silence

I love tabletop roleplaying games

[crimmson]

how i inagine everyone involved