Sometimes I spend my time just trying to escape

Evelyn Prescott Nineteen Witch Sister of Ellie Former babysitter of Cooper

[edgy-evelyn]

Effy ➢ Evelyn

Effy: I did!!!

Effy: That was a fucking embarrassing amount of exclamation points but yeah. Thank you, babe 💖

Effy: Very lame but i get it. Ofc I'll have a drink for you, I'll have several even. Enjoy your doc, babe. See you soon x

Evelyn: It was, but I'm so fucking happy for you. Who cares that it's only New Haven? That's still plenty of miles away from here.

Evelyn: Wouldn't expect anything less from you 💖

Evelyn: Love you, hon 💖 I hope you know you're the best fucking person I've ever met. Have an amazing night xxx

[edgy-evelyn]

ian-magic-son :

Hell yeah! I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, the world was literally blessed on the day they decided to sell marg mix for all who dared to dream. [ Ian waved a dismissive hand at Dexter’s overheard protests before pouring them the drinks ] That youngin doesn’t know what he’s talking about but we’ll get there one way or another. Right! I’m literally just- [ mimes explosions with his hands ] Boom! And it’s like, a thing thing. A DTR’d thing. They grow up so fast it’s hard to keep track… Anyways, I’d like to say I taught him well but I’m sure he just obliviously dazzled with his equational prowess instead.

Mark’s good. [ pauses, smiling a little ] He’s good. I mean, it’s not like how it was before and sometimes he seems so… I don’t know. Like he’s lost, I guess. He didn’t get to just fit instantly back in and I think maybe I’m too much for him, sometimes. But uh, there’s moments. Silly stuff, really but he remembers it. I don’t know how and it’s nothing big but like, he’ll remember some night I got stuck in my ridiculously tight leather pants after some big party and I had to call him from the rose bushes out front. Makes me feel like there’s hope, you know? But I… All of us, we’d take him however he is, to be honest. He’s still Mark. He’s still— Uh, sorry. I’m always going on and on and on with you, huh? [ laughs ]  Shoulda stopped at ’good’.

Oh, Ian... Not even making them from scratch? Shame on you. [ laughs ] Oh my god, shut up. Dexter DTR’d? What weird backwards reality did I wake up in this morning? That’s so nice though... She better be good to him. He’s an obliviously dazzling man; it’s true.

[ sighs a little ] I’m glad he’s doing okay. I-... He remembers? Do you really think that all of his memories will come back? It’s good though... Even if he’s only remembering little things here and there, but... you took everything out of his room that would remind him of me, like I asked, right? Feels a bit presumptuous to think he might still love me if his memories return, but I never stopped-... I just don’t want to risk it, you know? [ shakes her head ] Not something you even remotely have to apologise for. [ more sighing, then reaching into her bag and pulling out an envelope ] Listen... I’m going away for a while. I know some witches back in Chicago that might be able to help me remove this curse, so... I don’t know. But just in case Mark gets his memories back... can you give him this letter? Please?

[edgy-evelyn]

Effy ➢ Evelyn

Effy: Wyd???

Effy: Shelley's basically convinced me to crash this stupid thing at Lyndsy's. I'm promised there'll be booze so. You should come

Effy: We could celebrate me getting an actual non-shitty apartment in New Haven. Not 10000000 miles away like i wanted but its a start for me & Leo 👅👅👅

Evelyn: Oh my god, you got the apartment? Effy, that's amazing! You and Leo deserve to be happy away from here 💖

Evelyn: Not to be completely lame, but I'm already in my pyjamas and watching a doc on Netflix. I think Ellie was going so I have the house to myself.

Evelyn: Have a drink for me?

[edgy-evelyn]

ian-magic-son :

I know your truth, Dexter! I know it. Don’t think I won’t be back to add a little sparkle to this outfit, don’t test me. Put on your shoes! [ He spun on his heel to open the door and beamed when he saw her. ] Eve! Hey you. Do you want a margarita?

Oh nono, just a little prom prep. C’mon in, everyone’s otherwise occupied so we can hang in the kitchen if you want.

Why not? I could use a margarita. [ she smiled again, hearing Dexter yelling something about absolutely not needing glitter ] And how is that going? I heard he’s going with Hailie Tyler? How did he manage that?

[ following him into the kitchen, falling silent for a moment ] How has Mark been?

[edgy-evelyn]

[ knocking on Ian’s door and waiting for some time, listening to some ridiculous muffled speech. ]

Ian. [ she smiles briefly, but brightly when she sees him ] I- Um... Can I talk to you for a minute? I’m not interrupting anything, am I?

@ian-magic-son

[edgy-evelyn]

faith-hunter-ltd :

I’m calm. I’m breathing. I’m definitely going to kill them. Calmly.

Hey, now. Who are we killing?

[edgy-evelyn]

marklost-intime :

Please… don’t apologize. I’m serious. The things you had to go through, for a curse that never should have had anything to do with you… I’m so sorry. Did you know that you’re the strongest person I know? And I’m–… I feel so selfish. I’m so… happy, just being near you again.

It’s this song and dance again, isn’t it? We get a single moment, barely enough to breathe, before everything just… breaks again. Maybe… Maybe you should. I’ve done nothing but hurt you. Over and over again. You can’t keep going through this. I’m not worth bringing back.

[ She shook her head, looking away from him as her own tears began to fall ] I’m not. I’m not strong. I ran away from here, from Ellie, from your family. I couldn’t handle even looking at them. I- I couldn’t handle being anywhere that reminded me of you. It was too hard, it- it wasn’t fair. I love you so much, Mark, and it’s never going to go away. I’m not strong. I’m not- I-... I just want this to be forever. I don’t want my magic. I don’t need it if it means we can be together. I don’t want to do this. I can’t.

Don’t. You are not the one hurting me, Mark. I would end lives just to have any moment with you. I would tear this world apart if I could see you like this for just a second. Don’t you dare say that you’re not worth bringing back. [ A sob choked out of her, tears still falling ] I’m going to fix this. I’m going to find a way. I’ll find out who did this to me and my sister. I’ll kill them if I have to. I’m going to fix this. I- I’m going to-...

[edgy-evelyn]

bri-barnes :

“I’m literally going to go out of my freakin’ mind if I can’t get my psychic to pick up the phone soon. She told me that Mars was in retrograde, but I wasn’t aware that the obstacles we were going to encounter involved weird dream stuff. I was so not prepared.”

“I think Mars has a lot to answer for this year.”

[edgy-evelyn]

marklost-intime :

Evelyn? I– No, seriously, pretend they’re not even there, I don’t even want to cry. It’s not—… Please don’t apologize. I’m sorry. How many times have you had to do this already? And every time, I was just…

Listen, if- if you need to leave, I get it. I won’t stop you. But, Evelyn, please, I really do want you to stay.

Yeah, it’s me. [ reaches out to wipe away some of the tears ] How can I? You shouldn’t be sorry. Ellie tried to warn me and I just... didn’t want to hear it. I can’t apologise enough to you. How many? I-... Two? Three if you include that dream... no, it definitely felt like a spell. So... this would be the fourth time.

I- I don’t want to. I never want to. But if this isn’t real... if we get our magic back and you forget again, I just-... If I’m around you, you might start to remember. And if you remember then-... then if you still-... You’ll be gone again. I won’t let you die again. I won’t.

[edgy-evelyn]

marklost-intime :

I–I was trying to buy some peppermint tea and I started crying. Don’t look at me, I think I already scared the cashier… I’m fine? I’m more than fine, really now, but I’m— I can’t stop crying?

You- You’re human too. No magic, no memory spell, no curse. I- This won’t last... It never lasts... You’ll forget again. It’s better that you-... Please don’t cry. I- Mark, I’m so sorry. I should go. I shouldn’t be around you. I should never have done this to you.

[edgy-evelyn]

meghan-morrison :

No. No, no no no no… this isn’t right. 

None of this is right.

Meghan? You- You’re shaking...

[edgy-evelyn]

Yes. Yes, I am taking a nap in the gazebo. What of it? Sometimes a girl just has to nap in a gazebo and she doesn’t need to be interrogated on it, alright? Fucking hell, you wanna shine a torch in my eyes too?

[edgy-evelyn]

meghan-morrison :

If that’s what you want I won’t stop you….I guess.

Meghan? I- Oh my god, you’re so pretty. Not that you weren’t before, I just- God, look at you!

[edgy-evelyn]

marklost-intime :

I-I— But you– you can’t be—… This isn’t—… Evelyn?

You- You’re real? You’re here? [ reaching out to touch him ] Mark.

[edgy-evelyn]

brightbonnie :

OMG, this is for realsies. Like, you’re actually awake and everything, wow! Who would’ve thought? I mean, obviously not you since the, you know, coma, but you get what I mean.

I- I don’t-... Bonnie? Last time I saw you you were like... fourteen. I don’t know what’s- What age are you? My coma... Right... Do you maybe know where my sister is? Or Mark?

[edgy-evelyn]

ian-magic-son :

‘Ey, Easy E! When’d you crawl out the grave?

Not that I’m not hashtag blessed to have you making my big homecoming even if it is just a smidge late. I figure you’re gonna wanna go see Marky Mark first and foremost but ah, if you come to your senses? Hit me up. I just got these new leopard print silk sheets and they need broken in. Y’feel me?

Ian! Oh my gosh! Ian! [ swiftly grabbing him and pulling him into a hug ]

Your-... I don’t know. I don’t know how I-...You haven’t been home? What-...? Mark. Where is he? Where’s-... No. No. What the hell? Now you’re hitting on me too? At least Danny only thought I was in a coma, you- you! Ian, I was dead! How am I even here!? Who did this? Mark didn’t-... You-... You wouldn’t have done this, right? You didn’t... bring me back.

[edgy-evelyn]

danny-mcr :

Hey, Sleepy Beauty! Lookin’ good, considering. I mean, shouldn’t you have like, permanent bedhead or something? Three years is a long time to not have your daily one-hundred brushes.

Anyways, you need someone to wake you up properly… I have been told on numerous occasions I’m way better than anyone’s cup of coffee.

Bedhead. Bedhead, right. Three years. I was-... for three years? I’m... twenty? This is- This is too much. I can’t-...Danny... You look... not seventeen. What is going on...?

I- Are you hitting on me? I was just-... Really?