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This blog is for my weird/ horny thoughts. You have been warned.

[edibleprettyboys]

Why do I have no dong???? I don't wanna "peg" men I wanna fuck em in the ass

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jimmy mcgill is such a brat sub

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lalo salamanca is such a brat dom

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"Make Me" "Make me make you"

Brat4Brat

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I'm seeing everyone saying how badly written the last season of Stranger Things was and I'm like sorry but I literally didn't notice because I was too distracted by how exceedingly horny I was for Jamie Campbell Bower. I'm sure they were banking on that as well.

[edibleprettyboys]

I need to stop getting crushes on couples. Not everybody swings 😔

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Would it be immoral to go to a real priest confessional for horny reasons?

Asking for a friend 👉👈

[edibleprettyboys]

jimmy mcgill is such a brat sub

[edibleprettyboys]

lalo salamanca is such a brat dom

[edibleprettyboys]

life may be unfair, but at least i'm a bisexual nonbinary sadomasochist

[edibleprettyboys]

*Getting fucked in the ass*

.... He's right behind me, isn't he?

[edibleprettyboys]

thinking of giving up my virginity for lent

[anothergayghoul]

*hitting you repeatedly with a rolled newspaper*

Don't 🗞 Make 🗞 Will 🗞 Graham 🗞 A 🗞 Twink! 🗞 Give 🗞 him 🗞 his 🗞 stubble 🗞 back! 🗞

[edibleprettyboys]

Think I might be interested in polyamory

I'd probably join an already established polucule

they'd be like a close-knit family

and I'd be the dog

[edibleprettyboys]

Me most of the time: Uuugh I wish I had a cock... being reminded that I don't is such a turn off...

Me when I'm ovulating: I WANT MY PUSSY FUCKED!!!!

[edibleprettyboys]

The weird feeling of hating your own body but knowing that if you saw someone else with your exact body you would find them super hot and want to fuck them

[edibleprettyboys]

I want someone to rub my butt sooooooo badlyyyyy

(pulled a butt muscle)

((not a horny post))

[edibleprettyboys]

Totally get the transmasc interest in a/b/o

I start ovulating and it's like "omg, I'm a dude IN HEAT"

[edibleprettyboys]

is there a separate term for being attracted to someone in a kink way instead of a romantic or sexual way??????

Like even if your kink *is* sexual, you're only experiencing the attraction in terms of a certain kink you have instead of in terms of wanting to have actual sex with them?????

IS THERE A TERM FOR THAT????

[edibleprettyboys]

Pardon me but if no one is going to pet my head and tell me I'm a good boy then how the FUCK am I supposed to know if I've been a good boy??????