Give Me Wifi or Give Me Death

What's up? My name is Kiki and I am an aspiring writer/musician/film maker with too much ambition and not enough time. My blog is basically anything that holds my attention for more than 5 seconds. Feel free to drop me an ask. I always love meeting new people! Note: Because of all the virus blogs going around, I'm not checking any of my new followers' blogs. If you'd like a follow back, please send me an ask! ¡No hablo español con soltura, pero sé bastante para sostener una conversación si le gustara charlar!

[startrekdeepspacenine]

what do we want

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[startrekdeepspacenine]

i was really high when i posted this and i’m not sure what was going through my head but i’m glad you’re all enjoying it

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

there’s not a day I don’t think about how great it’d be to be a cloud, no face, no body, no stress.. wow

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[okaymad]

[dysfunctunal]

this is just beautiful, hope it spreads!!

[porterr-robinson]

[hollyninetales]

Team Mystic - Team Instinct - Team Valor

[cupcakelogic]

a short tutorial 

[tsuyukami]

@kazayu it’s u

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

I’m cackling

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[weatherreporter]

nobody cares but my cats favorite movie is ice age

[weatherreporter]

heres a picture of my cat watching ice age very intently. hes loving it.

and heres him after i stepped in front of the tv. he was upset that i was blocking his view of ice age

[railroadsoftware]

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

[edinbruhh-blog]

doctor: We have bad news

man who came out of 5 yr coma: I dont mind as long as I still get to visit my favorite gorilla at Cincinnati Zoo

[kimreesesdaughter]

Boys are so creative with how they disappoint you! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[daftalchemist]

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

[themintywitch]

Tell us that story?

[daftalchemist]

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

[castironjackelope]

I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.

[dipbrowpomade]

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

[harryedward]

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

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